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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Jimmy Carter 2024

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart/piss 2024

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
hilldawg

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
imagine ever being excited to vote for some lame old white broad

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Yaldabaoth posted:

I come to GBS to get the hell away from America's doomsday politics and it's really pissing me off how goons can't seem to stop dragging it in here because they can't resist riling people up.

Look at how riled up this poster is. Lol. They are so riled.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

She's a very freak girl, the kind you don't take home to mother

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Biden has policies? I thought he was sleeping on the job

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
I just want to know how she keeps getting away with all the murders

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Outpost22 posted:

I just want to know how she keeps getting away with all the murders

rich people can get away with literally anything op

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
this being rich thing seems like a pretty good hustle

i think i wanna get in on it

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
her turn

Her Turn

HER TURN

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
The desiccated corpse of Janet Reno as VP to trigger the MAGAs

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bodhidharma posted:

hot sauce in purse

She’s just like Beyoncé!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

jimmyjams posted:

fart/piss 2024

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

WalletBeef posted:

Dear old white boomers : retire.

old white boomers need to stop running for office and old white boomers need to stop voting because they're loving everything up

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Politics? No thanks. I prefer my internet advertisement and grassroots campaigns to be solely monetarily focused, or fecally focused, or both.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
just gonna vote Green if they're anywhere on the ballot from now on

if they aren't I'll just crumple the ballot into a ball so my cat can bat it around like i do with all of my other junk paper

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
you might as well do the same thing if you vote green

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
pig balls 2024-3045

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Schweinhund posted:

you might as well do the same thing if you vote green

Suck my loving dick

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
duck my sicking gently caress

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Schweinhund posted:

you might as well do the same thing if you vote green

Lol

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



olives black posted:

just gonna vote Green if they're anywhere on the ballot from now on

if they aren't I'll just crumple the ballot into a ball so my cat can bat it around like i do with all of my other junk paper

Look I voted write-in in 2020 but I'm not gonna sit here and pretend it wasn't a dumbass throwaway protest vote. Or that I would have done it if a worthwhile candidate was on the ballot.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

I. M. Gei posted:

Look I voted write-in in 2020 but I'm not gonna sit here and pretend it wasn't a dumbass throwaway protest vote. Or that I would have done it if a worthwhile candidate was on the ballot.

There are no worthwhile candidates on the ballot from the two major parties. That really ought to be abundantly clear by now. The rear end quotient in voting for them is significantly dumber.

Write-in a socialist, vote Green or vote for a viable socialist party in your area.

MassTran
Feb 27, 2015

I just want to lol at Hillary

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

KILLary!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Schweinhund posted:

Jimmy Carter 2024

Im all for this. Let's reelect this tiny peanut farmer!

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

MassTran posted:

I just want to lol at Hillary

To bad she's never done anything funny

EDIT: She lost to who?! :lol:

ELK MAN
Jun 18, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Im all for this. Let's reelect this tiny peanut farmer!


people were smaller back then when they only could eat what they farmed (nuts)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

olives black posted:

There are no worthwhile candidates on the ballot from the two major parties. That really ought to be abundantly clear by now. The rear end quotient in voting for them is significantly dumber.

Write-in a socialist, vote Green or vote for a viable socialist party in your area.

In the US system, this is the same as not voting

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ELK MAN posted:

people were smaller back then when they only could eat what they farmed (nuts)

the 1970s?
Also they are legumes

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

In the US system, this is the same as not voting


olives black posted:

Suck my loving dick

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

will that make third parties viable in elections?

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.
If Hillary Clinton wins then she’ll become the first US President to have slept with another US President. That we know of. If we’re not counting my William Henry Harrison/John Tyler slash fiction. Which I do.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Premeditated Toast posted:

If Hillary Clinton wins then she’ll become the first US President to have slept with another US President. That we know of. If we’re not counting my William Henry Harrison/John Tyler slash fiction. Which I do.

I have a John Addams/ John Quincy Addams you need to read my friend
:wink:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Also a George H.W. Bush/ George W. Bush, but it isn't that good

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

will that make third parties viable in elections?

no, but having my dick in your mouth will prevent you from spouting useless democrat refrains

so yes, actually

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Premeditated Toast posted:

If Hillary Clinton wins then she’ll become the first US President to have slept with another US President. That we know of. If we’re not counting my William Henry Harrison/John Tyler slash fiction. Which I do.

What? It’s common knowledge the outgoing President has to slurp the knob of the incoming President. It’s called the peaceful transfer of power. God, read a history book sometime :rolleyes:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

olives black posted:

no, but having my dick in your mouth will prevent you from spouting useless democrat refrains

so yes, actually

It's both parties refrain, but how does convincing 13 people on this forum deconstruct the two party system that is so ingrained in our political heritage?

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olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

It's both parties refrain, but how does convincing 13 people on this forum deconstruct the two party system that is so ingrained in our political heritage?

well see, it starts with you actually voting outside of it, or at the very least sucking my loving dick so that useless refrains from either party don't come out of your stupid gob

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