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Kalli posted:Tom Brady this seems likely
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The Chicago Bears will win one (1) game.
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Kalli posted:Tom Brady
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-no team with fewer than 8 wins last season gets into the playoffs this season -the "worst to first" team this season, or closest to it, is the baltimore ravens -two teams miss the playoffs at 10-7 or better -three teams make the playoffs at 9-8 or worse -andey gets the saints a win at qb -some body finds fully modeled genitals in madden and jaggin off animations in the files. they recall the game
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Finally someone takes this loving thread seriously.
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Washington decides it's simply for the best and chooses to completely disband on principle. Donating any remaining assets to local schools and charity.
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The Jets do not finish last in the AFC East.
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The cowboys will lose a playoff-deciding game that will be final straw on the camel’s back. Someone will ask jerry jones what he thought of the game and he will have such a massive red-faced angry breakdown, he loses consciousness. For the next 10 years. (Then he’s digitized and reawakens to take back control of the franchise from his failchildren) Russel Wilson goes to the superbowl, but due to a bad snap, gets a safety on the first play of the game. All the Houston Texans get Covid. On the day that Watson’s suspension is announced, Mayfield is coincidentally busted for smoking weed.
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As the current worst team in the NFC West, the Seahawks will get embarrassing wins against the rest of the division. They’ll pants a legitimately good team, who will then miss the playoffs because they couldn’t overcome the Drew Lock / Geno Smith experience. but then oh no, reversal of fortune, the Seahawks miss out on drafting a good quarterback because of one win too many
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The Bills will be a hail mary away from finishing 17-0. The Giants defeat the Bills in the SB; Daboll will neve be truely welcome in his home town again, and Brandon Beane will end his friendship with Schoen despite publically denying it. He'll finally be rear end, but Brady will also get the MVP for his retirement tour season. A high flying rookie will have their season ended by a burst testicle. The comedy value of the injury will follow them for rest of their career.
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Pablo Bluth posted:
Addendum: he'll get a testicle implant and there will be a joke going around the rest of his career about how the last step in the process was giving his scrotum a test tickle.
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The Los Angeles Rams will achieve a franchise first, winning the Super Bowl
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The NFC East will provide new and more interesting clownball that entertains us all. The NFC North will be won by the Packers, who will lose their first playoff game by the final score of 4-3. The NFC South will be dumb, but also continue to hate each other with an admirable rage. The NFC West will be less impressive than you think. The AFC East will be better than expected. The AFC North will still have a rapist QB start multiple games. The AFC South will be competitive, but not necessarily in an entertaining way, more of a train wreck. The AFC West will seemingly all destroy each other in the regular season, with the division winner and a wild card team barely surviving. Chargers win the Super Bowl.
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kansas will win the super bowl
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1. Raiders 2. Broncos 3. Chiefs 4. Chargers
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The season ends with a familiar scene and Tom goes out on top.
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wandler20 posted:The season ends with a familiar scene and Tom goes out on top. This'll happen but it's going to go to the Supreme Court first and be a 6-3 decision.
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Ornery and Hornery posted:kansas will win the super bowl rock chalk
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Which wrs will crack top 3 in the following categories: +yards +receptions +catch % +cool rear end catches I think AJ Brown has a chance at doing well in the last three categories
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Zach Wilson will still suck, go on a string of respectable wins to close out the season and the Jets will give him ONE more season because the wins knocked them out of range of drafting a top tier QB.
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Jamar Chase will lead the league in receiving yards. Josh Allen in passing yards. Nick Chubb in rushing yards.
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wandler20 posted:The season ends with a familiar scene and Tom goes out on top. Bucs go 13-4 in the regular season, and the rest of the NFC South is complete garbage
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Tam Brody goes 20-0, hops on a horse, and rides off to Foxborough to rub it in Bill's face.
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Calling my shot Kevin Stefanski gets fired even if Watson plays.
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Tom Brady might hit 100,000 passing yards (including playoffs). 84,520 regular season, 13,049 playoff yards. for a Total of: 97,569
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less than 2,500 yards needed and you didn't even actually make the prediction
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Cavauro posted:less than 2,500 yards needed and you didn't even actually make the prediction I predict I'll continue to enjoy your posts.
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Bronks finish with a losing record and another basement finish.
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I predict Tam Brody will continue to be a more successful human being than me.
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Cooper Kupp will be easily taking the triple crown again, until Stafford gets injured and the Rams season effectively ends. Trey Lance will be mediocre but not as terrible as feared, and the niners will be going to the playoffs, or at least fighting for a spot late in the season. The panthers will be raw rear end. The patriots will be last in the afc east. Tom Brady will be ruined after having his entire crypto wallet stolen. He will then attack several teammates in a fit of tantrum rage and be suspended. Trevor Lawrence will look a little better but then get injured and miss most of the season. The Jets will have even worse injury luck than last year. Basement teams will stay basement teams, with only one exception. sweet thursday posted:Finally someone takes this loving thread seriously. And it's literally the just person you would expect. I love surprises Ornery and Hornery posted:kansas will win the super bowl Now THAT'S a bold prediction
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syzpid posted:Zach Wilson will still suck, go on a string of respectable wins to close out the season and the Jets will give him ONE more season because the wins knocked them out of range of drafting a top tier QB. syzpid makes me look optimistic with his jets takes lol
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Herbie's going all the way.
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there will be a 2000 yard receiver this year it's weird there hasn't been one already tbh
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Doctor Teeth posted:there will be a 2000 yard receiver this year I don't think it's particularly weird that there hasn't been a 2,000 yd receiver yet. At a certain point it's easy for an NFL defense to make any receiver a less appealing target than his peers.
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