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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

its all nice on rice posted:

Herbie's going all the way.

I'm sure he's already been laid at least once.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

in their 9 win season which i predicted before they signed baker, the carolina panthers defeat the bengals 34-31. great team

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The Bengals will lose their October 31st Monday Night Game in Cleveland by the score of 26-24 on a safety in OT.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Lamar Jackson will throw an interception in his first drive of the first game against the Steelers

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Eagles will win the NFCE. Chargers will be in the superbowl. Kyler Murray will get better despite the haters. Tom Brady will finally end his career. So will Aaron Rodgers. The Colts won’t be much better this season despite the clear QB fix. The Bears finally seem decent because Fields puts it together despite a dogshit cast. Rams come back down to earth and wildcard in. Titans have a bad season. Houston..does fine? Leading rusher will be Jonathan Taylor. Leading receiver will be, surprisingly, AJ Brown. Derek Carr comes back to mvp season form. Mahomes disappoints.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
I will be embarrassed to be a Packers fan due to a select few whiny babies in the NFCN thread

Pro Jugs Machine
Jul 12, 2022

You mess with Kirk, and you go in the grinder.
Russell Wilson fully heel turns, cheats on Ciara and gets caught. He throws his helmet into the crowd in Seattle on Monday Night Football and gets suspended for four games. Josh Johnson goes 3-1, gets Denver to the playoffs and then Russell Wilson wins super bowl MVP

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Pro Jugs Machine posted:

Russell Wilson fully heel turns, cheats on Ciara and gets caught. He throws his helmet into the crowd in Seattle on Monday Night Football and gets suspended for four games. Josh Johnson goes 3-1, gets Denver to the playoffs and then Russell Wilson wins super bowl MVP

https://twitter.com/DangeRussWilson/status/1549781784572768257

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Raiders take second in the AFC West, bronks in the basement.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


Lmfao

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

He's just the biggest dork of all time.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


He loving owns.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Russell haters vacate. As a suburban dad I can only hope to harness but a smidgen of his dad groan posting power

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Russell Wilson owns

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Eat the ball

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Justin Fields will not play in more than 6 games as he gets repeatedly injured because of a terrible o-line.

The Bears finally announce they're moving to Arlington Heights.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I'll tell you one thing about the 2022 season and hell I'll even tell you twice: we are going to have some fun.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Lions:

Will have at least twice as many sacks this year as last.

Will have two thousand yard receivers.

Will make the playoffs.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

BiggerBoat: hi

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Hizawk posted:

Lions:

Will have at least twice as many sacks this year as last.

Will have two thousand yard receivers.

Will make the playoffs.

Bills vs Lions superbowl.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Tua has 30/10/4000+

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

dat's a lotta assists

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Who wins MVP?

I say Lamarrrrrrrrr

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

sweet thursday posted:

I'll tell you one thing about the 2022 season and hell I'll even tell you twice: we are going to have some fun.

Tell me again. A third time.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Derek Carr

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Cavauro posted:

Derek Carr

He's the worst starting QB in his division

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

a neat cape posted:

He's the worst starting QB in his division

By a laaaaaaarge margin.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
It'll be co MVPs Geno Smith and Drew Lock.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

No Butt Stuff posted:

By a laaaaaaarge margin.

Large Marge

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

a neat cape posted:

He's the worst starting QB in his division

Second best after Mahomes.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

MrLogan posted:

Second best after Mahomes.

second best at going to church on sunday

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

a neat cape posted:

He's the worst starting QB in his division

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

second best at going to church on sunday

Pretty sure Carr would be best at that, tbh

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

MrLogan posted:

Pretty sure Carr would be best at that, tbh

Now that Philip is retired, absolutely

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

Doctor Teeth posted:

there will be a 2000 yard receiver this year


it's weird there hasn't been one already tbh

It will be Justin Jefferson.


The Vikings will finish 7-10.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Saints 17-0 then Super Bowl champs

Alvin Kamara MVP

Tom Brady busted for doping

Atlanta burns to the ground again

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