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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Did OP ever explain what he meant by doritos and oreo poop?

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Jelly posted:

Did OP ever explain what he meant by doritos and oreo poop?

The crumbs that always fall off and collect in the packet, duh.

Also, Dorito flavoured Oreos, and vice versa.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

AARD VARKMAN posted:

there needs to be a gravy that's strongly associated with lunch. there's breakfast gravy (sawmill or sausage), and turkey gravy, and brown gravy, so that's breakfast and dinner covered. but what about a gravy for the business man on the go type?

lunch gravy would need to be light, to go with the theme of lunch being "the least meal", so i'm thinking something like a white wine mushroom gravy

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

syntaxfunction posted:

The crumbs that always fall off and collect in the packet, duh.

finally, someone who gets me

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
alcohol-free hard seltzer

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

syntaxfunction posted:

The crumbs that always fall off and collect in the packet, duh.
You know you can just drop your package of chips/cookies on the ground a bunch of times to achieve the same result?

I've never got to the end of something and been like, "HELL YES! CRUMBS!"

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Cheetos that are dusted on the inside

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
Burnt ends flavored candies but they have the texture of Valentines candy hearts

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
pastel candy snake

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Chocolate covered beef jerky

Hot sauce freeze pops

Orange flavored apples

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Doctor Dogballs posted:

hot dog but the hot dog is someone's chopped off peepe

PM me

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Shark fin chips

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe

NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:

but the tongue is your choice of Nigiri with a light dusting of the purest acid imaginable.



Did you really intend to post a picture of your fleshlight?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

the holy poopacy posted:

sushi in the morning, sushi in the evening, sushi at supper time

when sushi's on a bagel, you can eat sushi anytiiiiime!

I mean...

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe

Outrail posted:

Jerky or other meat you can store in your shoes

https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/hulk-hogan-meatshoes/1/

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


small bart (crispy)

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Wifi Toilet posted:

Chocolate covered beef jerky
This exists though not widespread.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
big bart (chewy)

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


syntaxfunction posted:

Gummi candy with the flavour of a loved one's cum.

I have the book made just for you

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

creamed corn capri sun

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
ESAD flavored cheetos, short for "Eat poo poo And Die" because they're all dyed brown to look like turds and the dust has been replaced with arsenic.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

hunt’s ketchup flavored soda

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Cheez-its and milk in a plastic baggie

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
peas and creamed corn hot pockets

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Jelly posted:

peas and creamed corn hot pockets

Kinda down for this actually

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Nooner posted:

Kinda down for this actually

It's called a shepherd's pie.

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Lay's Extra WOW chips now with extra Olestra

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Random/Surprise Doritos/Fritos/Cheetos.

Just scoop the poo poo off the sorting floor and throw it in a bag.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Salmonella flavored everything

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Nabisco's Deconstructed Oreos for those bakers that want to use the icing on cakes and also decorate with "one-side" oreo cookies on top


Also, you can just use the one-side cookies to scoop oreo icing out of a tub for a brand new disgusting experience.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Yaldabaoth posted:

It's called a shepherd's pie.

Thats ground beef and peas and carrots with mashed potatoes on top! Or is that loke a regional thing and it is totally different elsewhere?

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Nooner posted:

Thats ground beef and peas and carrots with mashed potatoes on top! Or is that loke a regional thing and it is totally different elsewhere?

shepherd's pie contains mutton

if you use beef, it's cottage pie

:goonsay:

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Ben and Jerry's savory hawaiian pizza dough. Vanilla ice cream with chunks of ham and pineapple.

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
Shin ramyun black pickes

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
olives 2

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





SB hermit's Real Malt Liquor.

Cheap kentucky bourbon mixed with malt.

The shot with crunch! Two shots along with rye toast in the morning provides 100% of your daily fiber. Part of this complete breakfast for adults.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
serve yourself cottage cheese buffet

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





ivermectin gummies

Not approved by the FDA to treat any known illnesses. No claims are made regarding effectiveness for any purpose. Only consume one per day per adult. Do not feed to children under 12.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Olives III chips

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Ice IX Cream

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