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do your ears hang low? do they wobble, to and fro? can you tie them in a knot? can you tie them in a bow?
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I see my light come shining From the west down to the east Any day now, any day now I shall be released
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Jun 21, 2022 19:20
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*while choosing who’s it on the playground* inka-dink, a bottle of ink, the cork fell out and you stink!
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Jun 21, 2022 20:12
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where is the rent? i must have the rent! dollars dimes and nickels i need them all right now
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Jun 21, 2022 20:13
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Jun 21, 2022 20:26
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I don't want to see a ghost I'd rather have a piece of toast
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Jun 21, 2022 20:38
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i was born a unicorn i missed the ark but i coulda sworn you'd wait for meeeeeee
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Jun 21, 2022 20:42
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Jun 21, 2022 20:43
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There were green alligators, and long-necked geese Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as youre born, The loveliest of them all was the unicorn
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Jun 21, 2022 20:46
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I haunt the malls and the Burger Kings I am the giver of pain Splitting the rumps of the wicked Only the nipples remain
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Jun 21, 2022 20:59
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Kevin Sweeney lost his weenie Ran over it with a Lamborghini. Michael Michael motorcycle Turn the key and watch him pee. Chicken slut, titty gently caress firecracker in your butt light the fuse try to run exploding rear end is super fun
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Jun 21, 2022 22:31
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Pussy cat, pussy cat, Where do you roam? Over the meadow And far from home. Substitute for whichever pet I'm talking to.
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Jun 21, 2022 22:36
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precision posted:do your ears hang low? Same but with balls
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Jun 21, 2022 22:43
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Zoom zoom zoom, we're going to the moon
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Jun 22, 2022 00:06
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gently caress gently caress gently caress a duck Screw a kangaroo Fingerbang an orangutan You can do it too At your local zoo
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Jun 22, 2022 01:25
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givepatajob posted:Same but with balls Same but with dicks
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Jun 22, 2022 02:09
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(to the tune of "seasons in the sun") we had joy, we had fun we had fingers in our bum but the pain was too strong cause the fingers were too long
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Jun 22, 2022 02:21
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Cartoon theme songs haunt me every day Playing the new TMNT game moved that one to the top of the queue
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Jun 22, 2022 02:23
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Going down the highway Down on 64 Johnny blew a big one and blew us out the door The car couldn't take it The engine fell apart And that's what became of Johnny's supersonic fart
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Jun 22, 2022 02:29
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when you're drivin' in your chevy and your shorts are feelin' heavy, diarrhea (nuh nuh nuh) diarrhea (nuh nuh nuh)
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Jun 22, 2022 02:32
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I’m haunted by recurring nightmares admonishing me for the sins of another in what I know to be proto-indo-european in a hideous, guttural, rhyming chant. Also When you’re climbin’ up a ladder and you feel somethin’ splatter, diarrhea *fart**fart*, diarrhea *fart**fart*
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Jun 22, 2022 02:36
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I can only remember one line from this song I heard in elementary school, but it pops up every now and then: Your itsby bitsy granny got holes in her panties
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Jun 22, 2022 02:48
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well you can get with this or you can get with that you're welcome
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Jun 22, 2022 03:42
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precision posted:well you can get with this I don't know what this is
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Jun 22, 2022 03:53
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The Bloop posted:I don't know what this is This is everything that isn't.
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Jun 22, 2022 04:20
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The Bloop posted:I don't know what this is probably best for your mental health that way
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Jun 22, 2022 04:51
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The Bloop posted:Cartoon theme songs haunt me every day steal their seoul in south korea, make antarctica cry uncle, from the red sea to greenland they'll be singing the blues well they never arkansas her steal the mekong from the delta, tell me where in the world is carmen sandiego?
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Jun 22, 2022 04:56
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anyone lived in a pretty how town (with up so floating many bells down)
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Jun 22, 2022 05:04
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The Bloop posted:I don't know what this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9F5xcpjDMU Should clear it up.
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Jun 22, 2022 05:07
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Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree, Merry merry king of the bush is he. Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, Kookaburra, Gay your life must be! I don't know why this was sung to me so often as a child I was born in State College Pennsylvania Aesop Poprock fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jun 22, 2022 |
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Jun 22, 2022 05:51
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My hat it has three corners, Three corners has my hat And if it had not three corners, It would not be my hat!
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Jun 22, 2022 06:24
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Doctor Dogballs posted:(to the tune of "seasons in the sun") We had joy, we had fun Flicking boogies at the sun When the boogies got to hot Then the boogies turned to snot. Similarly The boy stood on the burning deck, picking his nose like mad. He rolled it into little balls and flicked them at his dad.
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Jun 22, 2022 06:29
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Mother-loving, titty-sucking Two ball bitch Your mother's in the kitchen cookin' red hot poo poo Your brother's in jail Your father's in hell Your sister's around the corner yelling, "Pussy for sale!"
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Jun 22, 2022 06:31
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt That's my name, too Whenever I go out The people always shout Hey, there's John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
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Jun 22, 2022 06:32
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Little bunny Foo Foo Hoppin through the forest Scoopin up the field mice and boppin them in the head hare today, goon tomorrow! 
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Jun 22, 2022 06:40
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.
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Jun 22, 2022 06:48
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Ralph Hurley posted:Little bunny Foo Foo Ok yeah that's another one. I never even liked that one as a kid cause I didn't understand why the violence was happening even though one of my favorite movies was Watership Down when I was 5-6. For some reason the song sounded more sinister
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Jun 22, 2022 06:56
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Aesop Poprock posted:Ok yeah that's another one. I never even liked that one as a kid cause I didn't understand why the violence was happening even though one of my favorite movies was Watership Down when I was 5-6. For some reason the song sounded more sinister My mom embellished it by having little bunny Foo Foo get punished for his transgressions by at the end being transformed into a “hairy goon”. Her words, not mine.
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Jun 22, 2022 07:00
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Red and yellow and pink and green Purple and orange and blue
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Nigmaetcetera posted:My mom embellished it by having little bunny Foo Foo get punished for his transgressions by at the end being transformed into a “hairy goon”. Her words, not mine. Your mom is responsible for all of us being hairy goons congratulations I didn't even like the term goon as a kid because it made me think of the goons from Popeye who seriously creeped me out
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