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Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
[clears my throat] I'm jacking off again.

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Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
wife pounding on my door. what are you doing? are you jacking off to fortnite in there?

uh yeah babe.. fortnite.. definitely not pixel baddies again


Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

ol yeller posted:

I'm squeezing my penis so goo comes out of the tip.

lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

insane anime posted:

lmafao its so funny how those asses are tiny as poo poo compared to todays thick standards. Thank goodness latin and black women came in and conquered beauty standards. Were living in the golden age of rear end and if i had a time machine id just melt it down to scrap metal for more 100 dollar bills to throw into these big loving rear end cheeks

lol yup

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
if it dont look like you maxed the sliders out on your dumper, just don't even bother.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Ace Jameson posted:

[orson welles voice]: I can assure you there’s only one thick rear end within my purview, and it’s not the phys ed teacher with the ponytail


ol yeller posted:

*seeing an rear end with the depth and convexity of a glasses lens* boi-oi-oi-oing! but in all seriousness, preordered so I can jack off to this.


Wormskull posted:

Guy who says what we’re all thinking deep down but must be slain as a matter of good taste: Dogs. That Tiny Tina grew up to be loving THICK. MmmmmMMMM.



lmfao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

ol yeller posted:

1.) Capcom Coom

[Intro/Outro]
Nam, co, let's go! Nam, co, let's go!
Nam, co, let's go! Nam, co, let's go!

[Verses]
They thicken Chun-Li up some
Cammy gets a bigger bum
Juri's rear end I wanna tongue
The Capcom Coom

I'm bricked up on the load screen
Her ultimate I wanna see
So I can drop a load or three
The Capcom Coom

[Chorus]
Namco, let's go
I wanna save some spooge now
What they're developing, I don't know
Cause Capcom's taking all of my loads!

2.) Beat On Your Meat

[Verse]
Beat on your meat
Beat on your meat
Beat on your meat
To Tracer feet
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh ohhh

[Chorus]
I'm shooting goo-oo!
I'm shooting goo-oo!
With soles like those
Your nuts have to blow
All on your shoes

3.) D.Va's Bigger Butt

[Verses 1&2]
D.Va's bigger butt
Makes me wanna nut
I'm in the Epic Games Store and bought a Fortnite skin (yeahhh)

[Chorus]
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
My cum is off-white, oh yeah
My cum is off-white, oh yeah
My cum is off-white, oh yeah
My cum is off-white, oh yeah

[Verse 3]
Amogus big ol butt
Makes me wanna nut
Delete some indie treasures, download House Party (yeahhh)

4.) I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend

Unchanged

5.) Chainsaw

Unchanged lol

6.) Now I Wanna Shoot Some Goo

Now I wanna shoot some goo!
Now I wanna spray all of my goo!
The whole discord wants to shoot their goo!
Get on voice with the gooning crew!

Etc.


Pablo Nergigante posted:

Mika has some huge knockers
Mika has some huge knockers
Mika has some huge knockers now.

lol

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Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

insane anime posted:


"where we dropping!?|"

lol

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