Wormskull posted:

insane anime posted:

bro her backpacks a cpap machine

Dongicus posted:

fat fortnite bitch when shes getting shot at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCm3Jl8fdOE&t=30s

HolePisser1982 posted:

Jamie foxx in Collateral having the photo of a tropical island that he keeps in his cab for when he needs a moment of zen, but its

Hizke posted:

wife pounding on my door. what are you doing? are you jacking off to fortnite in there?

uh yeah babe.. fortnite.. definitely not pixel baddies again

That Little Demon posted:

I got the tude now posted:

Wife’s upset I have my dorm room poster of two peelys a breath away from kissing up in my gamer cave but she can get bent

Arrhythmia posted:

i'm already scoping her enormous hitbox lol

insane anime posted:

Oh yeah, she gets around. Like the battle bus. Oh, let's see..The Brat duo queued with her.

That Little Demon posted:

Ummm yeah, I'm gonna need you to jack off to the big women in fortnite on saturday

That Little Demon posted:

Stan: We need to talk about your battlepass

Joanna : Really? I... I unlocked 15 levels!

Stan: Well, okay. Fifteen is the minimum, okay?

Joanna : Okay.

Stan: Now, you know it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or... well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven levels unlocked okay... And a terrific smile.

insane anime posted:

dave chappelle meme: yall got any more of those vbucks

insane anime posted:

lmafao its so funny how those asses are tiny as poo poo compared to todays thick standards. Thank goodness latin and black women came in and conquered beauty standards. Were living in the golden age of rear end and if i had a time machine id just melt it down to scrap metal for more 100 dollar bills to throw into these big loving rear end cheeks

ol yeller posted:

Lmao also

a Loving Dog posted:

guessing you saw a man's rear end

ol yeller posted:

1.) Capcom Coom

[Intro/Outro]
Nam, co, let's go! Nam, co, let's go!
Nam, co, let's go! Nam, co, let's go!

[Verses]
They thicken Chun-Li up some
Cammy gets a bigger bum
Juri's rear end I wanna tongue
The Capcom Coom

I'm bricked up on the load screen
Her ultimate I wanna see
So I can drop a load or three
The Capcom Coom

[Chorus]
Namco, let's go
I wanna save some spooge now
What they're developing, I don't know
Cause Capcom's taking all of my loads!

2.) Beat On Your Meat

[Verse]
Beat on your meat
Beat on your meat
Beat on your meat
To Tracer feet
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh ohhh

[Chorus]
I'm shooting goo-oo!
I'm shooting goo-oo!
With soles like those
Your nuts have to blow
All on your shoes

3.) D.Va's Bigger Butt

[Verses 1&2]
D.Va's bigger butt
Makes me wanna nut
I'm in the Epic Games Store and bought a Fortnite skin (yeahhh)

[Chorus]
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
My cum is off-white, oh yeah
My cum is off-white, oh yeah
My cum is off-white, oh yeah
My cum is off-white, oh yeah

[Verse 3]
Amogus big ol butt
Makes me wanna nut
Delete some indie treasures, download House Party (yeahhh)

4.) I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend

Unchanged

5.) Chainsaw

Unchanged lol

6.) Now I Wanna Shoot Some Goo

Now I wanna shoot some goo!
Now I wanna spray all of my goo!
The whole discord wants to shoot their goo!
Get on voice with the gooning crew!

Etc.

trying to jack off posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMOlkkwR2gw&t=34s

goferchan posted:

https://twitter.com/savinthebees/status/1559708003611291649?s=21&t=ioq0Pv9vIGHWfaiCOyRugA

insane anime posted:

"where we dropping!?|"

I got the tude now posted:

Hold on he’s still alive lol