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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I usually "take care" of myself in the morning and maybe again after work iykwim

Anyway the mods say we need to "take care" of ourselves a lot so post here after youve "taken care" of youself

(masturbated)

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

I usually "take care" of myself in the morning and maybe again after work iykwim

Anyway the mods say we need to "take care" of ourselves a lot so post here after youve "taken care" of youself

(masturbated)

I also jerk off, friend

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
GBS is where I post when I stop masturbating. :jackbud:

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
I saw a gangster movie where the mob boss said that someone needed to “take care” of a rival gangster.

Is that what you’re implying OP?

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Used my seat of ease.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I go for a bike ride whenever I'm feeling a bit randy

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im hydrating

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM6exo00T5I

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009
Taking care is selfish. I give care to myself.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
*Slides a stack of money across the table*

I heard you're the best. There is someone I need... taken care of.

*Points at turned off monitor*

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
whoa i literally just had a HUGE WANK to some jpegs of a chubby blonde lady. nice catch nooner!!!!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Dial A For Awesome posted:

I saw a gangster movie where the mob boss said that someone needed to “take care” of a rival gangster.

Is that what you’re implying OP?

They're telling them to manually massage the rival's prostate until they ejaculate. That's why they always make this hand gesture when they say that:

Eyyyyyyyy, capisce?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

In these trying times, it would be better if everyone could publicly "take care" of themselves, but somehow that's illegal?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Just call me angel of the morning angel

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica














Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I'll "take care" of the OP (shoot)

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

GBS is where I post when I stop masturbating. :jackbud:

So all your crazy posts are due to a post-nut clarity? That's terrifying.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



i was just looking for a picture of this thing yesterday lmao. what is it called? the venus or something, turbo suck machine.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Half of these things look like they came out of that part of one of those pool supply catalogs that never applies to you.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Go gently caress yourself OP :)

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

flubber nuts posted:

i was just looking for a picture of this thing yesterday lmao. what is it called? the venus or something, turbo suck machine.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Usually at work when I'm bored. I'm on effexor so I'm not that interested lately, and my partner sure isn't so meh.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I like to take care of others while I take care of myself, but the pandemic has made that tougher. Thankfully, teledildonics has advanced sufficiently that most blowjobs can be remote. The gently caress from home revolution is here!

http://www.easylife.org/fufme/faq.html

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Do they make one for people that have micro penises? Asking for a friend.

Dead Pressed
Nov 11, 2009
I am practicing self care right now!

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Not as easily as before, alas.

As I get older, arthritis occasionally intervenes and sometimes I have to let go of it before I've finished.

I'd rather have a cute guy suck me off, but Mr. Palmer and his five sons are all I have these days.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
The mods are selfish. Why propose we take care of ourselves? Why not promote caring of others?

Does anyone want me to take care of them? 8)

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i came
i saw
i came

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I have phimosis

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

GBS is where I post when I stop masturbating. :jackbud:

:same: This is why I don't post much.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
genuinely curious

is this thread about tuggin'?

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
either way, I've just "taken care of myself"

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
If you've got time to lean, you've got time to flick the bean

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
aw what happened to the tuggn thread. I have months of tuggn to post abut

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lascivious Sloth posted:

aw what happened to the tuggn thread. I have months of tuggn to post abut

OP killed 18 babies which went over the 17 killed babies rule

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

OP killed 18 babies which went over the 17 killed babies rule

:smith:

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
And sentence my little men to their doom? I think not, op

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Pretty tired, think imma go taoe a nap. Maybe "take care" of myself before .... hand:grin:

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Montague Tigg posted:

either way, I've just "taken care of myself"

Should be changing your name to Montague TUGG

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