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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I'm known as "the caretaker"

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm a live in care taker

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Im actually an undertaker. I don't know why they call me that. Just because i'm trying to give the corpses as happy of an end as possible???

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I have a feeling this thread isn't mod sanctioned. :thunk:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I always assumed part of self care meant a real good jack session. Maybe some ice cream and a movie later but the real event was that jack session you really needed

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im having a self care saturday

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Anyone else stopped tuggn as much since COVID?

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Mooey Cow posted:

I'm known as "the caretaker"

found your tuggin tunes

https://youtu.be/wJWksPWDKOc

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I stroke it to the east
I stroke it to the west
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7gMkiOPSeA

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I have a feeling this thread isn't mod sanctioned. :thunk:

it's a grey area

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
That was a typo, it's mop sanctioned

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

I'm a live in care taker

So you work from home OP?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Whose tuggin?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Methanar posted:

I have phimosis

Isn't that the guy who kept the Israelites in slavery?

E: Phimosis, let my penis go!

Marcade fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Jun 26, 2022

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Should be changing your name to Montague TUGG

:hmmyes:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

KitConstantine posted:

it's a grey area

It's not gay if it's your own junk





Oh you said grey

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Sid Vicious posted:

i came
i saw
i came

When I saw you had come here and came, I had already come back and I came too.

I bet you didn't see that coming!

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

i wank off to highly compressed jpegs from thehun.net for the wank nostalgia

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Got melk?

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
cyborg milkmaid honked me off??

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Let's do honkwiching

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Nothing like gettin melked with three of your closest buds

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Nothing like gettin melked with three of your closest buds

you idiot, that is for one man. melking our babies, melking our proplapsed rear end in a top hat, and melking our two man titties

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I’m a glans man. 😎

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Been edging every spare moment for two weeks to try and reach Ballhala

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Went camping for 5 days and nutted so hard I had to get out a step stool and clean the crown moldings

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Poohs Packin posted:

Went camping for 5 days and nutted so hard I had to get out a step stool and clean the crown moldings

you have crown molding in your tent? sounds fancy

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


The Bloop posted:

you have crown molding in your tent? sounds fancy

he does now

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Crown for a nut king.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Oh you dropped this 👑, King.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
any cool buds in this thread

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



hand check!!!1!

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Anyone else find weed to be a hell of an aphrodisiac?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I find the greatest aphrodisiac to be boobies

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im about to take a vile poo poo. so much bad food and booze yesterday. :haibrow:

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
dont forget to take care of yourself.

are you ok? if you're not feeling well you can always take care of yourself real quick.

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Here, this'll help (sound on works for me)

https://i.imgur.com/63kuWh0.mp4

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Welp time for the old Vick's VapoRub.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I've never ever seen that as anything but a photo meme. Wow.

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Not gay just looking for buds

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