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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Y'know, say what you will about the USFL

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

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Big Beef City posted:

This game should be like 28-7 Breakers if their offence could do the little things like 'catch the football when it hits your hands' and 'not throw three interceptions'
Throw “catch interceptable balls” on the pile.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Are you going to Bo Scarborough fair
3-yard gain on 2nd and 9

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

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The Stallions can catch footballs. This seems like a marked advantage.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Lance of Llanwyln posted:

The Stallions can catch footballs. This seems like a marked advantage.

They look like 75% of an actual football team.

I'm not sure if it's just that the league has had a couple of months to work on itself or if it's that this is a playoff game and so theoretically these are two of the best teams on offer but this game looks way more professional than the early ones I caught. I missed most of the season after the first couple of weeks and the play looks way more polished.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I wonder how far back in time you would have to take one of these teams before they could play competitively with the NFL teams of the time.

Having seen a lot of of old clips, I think even the teams of the 60's had the talent and discipline to whip any of the modern USFL teams on a reasonably consistent basis.

Before then, it would be more even.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

o-linemen weighed like 250 in the 60s and everyone else was smaller too so i think it would be a pretty fair fight even with a talent disparity

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I am ready for some footballs

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

This may be the defining moment of football of our generation. I dunno if I can contain myself.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

spoilers

Cavauro posted:

stars/stallions championship. 34-13 stallions

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

:sickos:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

we rootin for Case Cookus, boys

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Good crowd in Canton.

My money’s on the Stars, seeing as how they won the last two USFL titles (in ‘84 and ‘85).

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I spilled pickle juice on myself and missed the 1st play of the game while I was cleaning up. Did anyone die?

Edit: Bo knows!

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Jul 4, 2022

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Some decent ball so far

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I hate to say this but are there any streams?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Darth Brooks posted:

I hate to say this but are there any streams?

is it not on Fox's website?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Now you're Cookus with gas

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Go brimming ham vs Birmingham

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Quiet Feet posted:

Now you're Cookus with gas

Gas Cookus

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Bo Scar Bro

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh No, Bo Go!

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

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This game is good so far. Hopefully the Stars stay in it and it’s not just another game of the Stallions absolutely pantsing the competition.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Quiet Feet posted:

Are you going to Bo Scarborough fair
3-yard gain on 2nd and 9


This was a good post and you should have gotten more kudos for it

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

surf rock posted:

This was a good post and you should have gotten more kudos for it

Maybe if it were 1962

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Elephanthead posted:

Maybe if it were 1962

Ur just jealous you didn't think of it. :colbert:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Clownball Cookus!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

How do you let them pick that up so easily

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

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This defense is Cookused.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Oh noooo

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Oh poo poo, nice throw

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

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He was so open it didn’t matter that the throw hung up there.
Time for more Case Cookus!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm glad that Cookus' Tookus is back so quickly to cause a ruckus

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





J'Mar Smith got a big light bulb head. He looks like his neck had a great idea.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Case revealing his ultimate technique: the Reverse Frisbee.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Case Sackedus

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
IT'S BO TIME*

*this broadcast has been sponsored by Bojangles

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Yikes.
Insult to injury on that

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





USFL replay center has a real Target break room vibe.

Big Beef City posted:

Yikes.
Insult to injury on that

Ouch!

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

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Bo Scarborough is making Philadelphia’s defense his bitch.

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