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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's happening

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Taco supreme. :munch:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hell Yeah posted:

it's happening

gonna do as much as I can until it is

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


jesus hated jacking off, busting nuts specifically, its pretty explicitly laid out in the bible.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Im marrying myself.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

All these other people are busting nuts but here I am fixing them, what use is a busted, broken nut?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

All these other people are busting nuts but here I am fixing them, what use is a busted, broken nut?

my left one hangs down real low. Can you help me with that?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The only way they'll take my j/o crystal is from my cold dead hands.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
To be a good person in this world you pretty much have to be Ward Cleaver. The more you deviate from him the more evil you are.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
You know who else likes bustin'?
The Devil!
And it makes him feel good!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It can't happen soon enough OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

The female orgasm is a caustic myth perpetuated by feminazis and thus cannot be banned by the supreme court. In this essay I will explain how this constitutes misandry of the vilest sort

-Ben Shapiro, probaably

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Yaldabaoth posted:

To be a good person in this world you pretty much have to be Ward Cleaver. The more you deviate from him the more evil you are.

Ward, you went a little hard on the Beaver last night

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Yaldabaoth posted:

To be a good person in this world you pretty much have to be Ward Cleaver. The more you deviate from him the more evil you are.

i'm gonna ask you a question right now and i need you to be honest with me. who is Ward Cleaver

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



KitConstantine posted:

The female orgasm is a caustic myth perpetuated by feminazis and thus cannot be banned by the supreme court. In this essay I will explain how this constitutes misandry of the vilest sort

-Ben Shapiro, probaably

Ben's wrong it's not a myth I saw one once

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hell Yeah posted:

i'm gonna ask you a question right now and i need you to be honest with me. who is Ward Cleaver

Theodore's father?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Tuggin on devil's doorbell :evilbuddy:

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

See this is what I mean, I could never make a thread this dumb even if I tried and like had a shitposting study montage that encompassed weeks but only lasted a real time minute.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Hell Yeah posted:

i'm gonna ask you a question right now and i need you to be honest with me. who is Ward Cleaver

The father from Leave It To Beaver, which is pretty much the boomer bible.

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Yaldabaoth posted:

The father from Leave It To Beaver, which is pretty much the boomer bible.

Hugh motherfucking Beaumont. Me and a friend used to quote the intro to Leave it to Beaver and man we got pretty close to that OP announcer sound.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

AcidCat posted:

Hugh motherfucking Beaumont. Me and a friend used to quote the intro to Leave it to Beaver and man we got pretty close to that OP announcer sound.

gross

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
did you bust a nut outside a womans pussy? congrats you just aborted 15 million children, report to jail for your billion year sentence

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Suck it to fucker

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
remember everyone. life starts at ejaculation

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Life starts at erection now, try to keep up

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The boner police are coming for YOU

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Bloop posted:

Life starts at erection now, try to keep up

shut up idiot

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

shut up idiot

Who farted on your boner

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

The Bloop posted:

Who farted on your boner

:fart: :flaccid:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Bloop posted:

Who farted on your boner

I did. I farted on my boner.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


If you criminalize busting only the criminals will bust

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005


Nah it was fun and weird. This was like, 8th grade or so after our voices dropped, so doing Serious Man imitations were still novel.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I believe life begins at the boner

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


its time for the 21 nut salute

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Methanar posted:

I believe life begins at the boner

Life is stored in the balls you dipshit. You absolute fool.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

AcidCat posted:

Nah it was fun and weird. This was like, 8th grade or so after our voices dropped, so doing Serious Man imitations were still novel.

Pffft. Only weirdos had fun in school.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
We must become like Ward Cleaver for he was the second coming of Jesus, returned to Earth to teach by example and show the faithful how they are to live their lives in the modern world.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

busting makes me feel good

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Busting made obsolete after scientists discover "tane"

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