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what the gently caress did you say about my jeep?
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Jun 26, 2022 01:47
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gently caress off you didn't clean my windshield you just made things worse!
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Jun 26, 2022 01:48
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i'm walkin' here!
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Jun 26, 2022 01:48
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i JUST BOUGHT that god damned slushie
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Jun 26, 2022 01:48
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did you just side eye my dog? MOTHERFUCKER!
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Jun 26, 2022 01:49
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sorry i'm busy screaming at my baby mommaTHE gently caress ARE YOU WEARING A GOLDEN STATE WARRIOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Jun 26, 2022 01:50
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haha yeah gas prices are wild anyways have you considered the gospel of joseph smith and how black people are literally subhuman?
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Jun 26, 2022 01:51
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haha yeah i got your spicy chicken sammich. i'm keeping it, loser
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Jun 26, 2022 01:52
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you fucko it's hop SKIP jump
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Jun 26, 2022 01:53
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wow monster energy sure is the bes-*gurgle gurgle* as their throat is opened wide
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Jun 26, 2022 01:56
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Jun 26, 2022 01:58
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listen if you keep mumbling at nothing i'm gonna gently caress you up
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Jun 26, 2022 02:03
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"I've coated my body so its slippery with capsaicin jelly, let's dance" - eyes shut so I don't go blind Where are ya punk |
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Jun 26, 2022 02:17
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Settle down or I'll lick the both of you |
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Jun 26, 2022 03:58
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New Pat the Bunny song looking kinda different |
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Jun 26, 2022 05:08
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rear end-penny posted:New Pat the Bunny song looking kinda different Class traitor? What loving ever! |
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Jun 26, 2022 05:59
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knuthgrush posted:Class traitor? What loving ever! Falling down musical rabbit holes is kind of what I do, and I started listening to his music like 2 years ago, and it's different. Like I normally have no shame about what unlistenable poo poo I get into, but Pat, and actually folk punk musicians as a whole, when I reflect on how many times I listened to these records I'm like... oh I need therapy way more than I was giving myself credit for. |
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Jun 26, 2022 07:08
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In the vein of "bringing a knife to a gun fight" "Bringing an amputee to a fist fight"
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Jun 26, 2022 08:47
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[Shoves you really hard from behind before turning around and running like hell] |
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Jun 26, 2022 09:04
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Escape From Noise posted:[Shoves you really hard from behind before turning around and running like hell] I believe it was Theodore Roosevelt who said "when someone goes down in the (mosh) pit, you pick them the gently caress back up." |
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Jun 26, 2022 09:17
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whoa did you hear about the big fight? Never saw that one comin' |
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Jun 26, 2022 10:33
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Heather Papps posted:what the gently caress did you say about my jeep? Another Jeep creep |
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Jun 26, 2022 11:24
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Escape From Noise posted:Another Jeep creep yeah my jeeps in the shop because a sensor that senses the sensors died, goimg to have to take out a second mortgage, love my jeep though |
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Jun 26, 2022 13:13
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Just completely kicking the poo poo out of a trolley in the car park, intimidating? |
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Jun 26, 2022 13:16
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*a fanfare plays* I am the King of the Parking Lot. Please note my ermine, diadem, and scepter. I will defend my territory with my fists |
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Jun 26, 2022 13:26
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well you know what they say about fords, right? haha fix or repai *a cartoon fight cloud of dust, fists, and curse words suddenly appears*
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Jun 26, 2022 13:42
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parking lot? more like parking little!!! *turns around and clocks a guy in the face* |
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Jun 26, 2022 13:45
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hey! what the hell man, you dented my car with your door AND you slept with my wife? it's fight o'clock
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Jun 26, 2022 13:48
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if you disrespect my Truk Nutz™, you disrespect my family
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Jun 26, 2022 14:12
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*collects shopping carts and surrounds everybody in a circle of steel and wheels* |
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Jun 26, 2022 17:19
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Dr. Honked posted:if you disrespect my Truk Nutz™, you disrespect my family Lol |
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Jun 26, 2022 22:29
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Comign out with some rods and tackle equipment that was on sale "I'm fishing for a fight brother" |
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Jun 27, 2022 03:08
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"Excuse me sir, I see that placard in your window but you do not appear to be handicapped!" "Look pal, if you want your own placard I can make it happen OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH" |
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Jun 27, 2022 14:03
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Standing in a spinning trolley with two arms held out giving the finger to everyone in a breathtaking 360 degree gently caress you |
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Jun 27, 2022 14:24
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A bunch of drunk clowns (actual pie in the face clowns mind you) got into a fistfight in a bordello[whorehouse]. The clowns won the fight that night, but they also fought members of the firefighting company. The next day, the town itself attacked the circus with the hook and ladder wagon used to pull the tent down and tip the circus wagons over, to which the firemen set them on fire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCisU9rmpZc&t=671s ---------------- |
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Jun 28, 2022 00:19
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"not even one page?" *backflips into a leg sweep "pathetic"
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Jul 12, 2022 02:53
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if you want me to stop drinking gasoline you better come beat me up 🎵
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Jul 12, 2022 03:32
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Pssh, I find this self-righteous political bumper sticker to be only mildly inflammatory. It doesn't make me apoplectic at all. Weak |
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Supermarket parking lot turf wars: cart faction v. trolley faction v. buggy faction |
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