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Heather Papps

hello friend


thats MY tuna sammich

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Heather Papps

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what the gently caress did you say about my jeep?



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Heather Papps

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gently caress off you didn't clean my windshield you just made things worse!



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Heather Papps

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i'm walkin' here!



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Heather Papps

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i JUST BOUGHT that god damned slushie



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Heather Papps

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did you just side eye my dog? MOTHERFUCKER!



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Heather Papps

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sorry i'm busy screaming at my baby mommaTHE gently caress ARE YOU WEARING A GOLDEN STATE WARRIOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



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Heather Papps

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haha yeah gas prices are wild anyways have you considered the gospel of joseph smith and how black people are literally subhuman?



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Heather Papps

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haha yeah i got your spicy chicken sammich. i'm keeping it, loser



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Heather Papps

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you fucko it's hop SKIP jump



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Heather Papps

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wow monster energy sure is the bes-*gurgle gurgle* as their throat is opened wide



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Heather Papps

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listen if you keep mumbling at nothing i'm gonna gently caress you up



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Heather Papps

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well you know what they say about fords, right? haha fix or repai *a cartoon fight cloud of dust, fists, and curse words suddenly appears*



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Heather Papps

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hey! what the hell man, you dented my car with your door AND you slept with my wife? it's fight o'clock



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Heather Papps

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"not even one page?"
*backflips into a leg sweep

"pathetic"



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Heather Papps

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Barking Gecko posted:

Supermarket parking lot turf wars: cart faction v. trolley faction v. buggy faction

"scatter! it's hell on wheels!"
*a dozen rascal scooters crest the horizon*



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Heather Papps

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listen my daughter has sold girl scout cookies here for 3 (three) years!!!



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FPzero posted:

Back in college some of my housemates got really into fistfighting in our townhouse complex's parking lot for fun. We'd just be hanging out at like 10pm and one of them would suddenly go "Hey, you wanna have a fistfight in the parking lot?" to the other roommate and we'd all file outside to watch them duke it out for a few minutes. sometimes they'd hurt each other a little and compliment each other on the other's effort.

in highschool there was a fight club in the change rooms and the people organizing it got busted because they used school computers to edit and burn dvds of the fights



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