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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

all in all you're just a
nother prick in my balls

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Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be

He's going back for the insanity defense

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any loving! How can you have any loving if you don't beat your meat?!

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

Oh how I wish
How I wish you were queer
I’m just two tight holes
getting cummed in by a bull
year after year
cumming over the same old pound
what have we found?
the same old spear
wish you were queer

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

the milk machine posted:

If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any loving! How can you have any loving if you don't beat your meat?!

lmfao

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

the milk machine posted:

If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any loving! How can you have any loving if you don't beat your meat?!

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
Daddy is that sweet behind for me?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Pharmaskittle posted:

I honestly love tattoos on other people and only make fun of them if they're on somebody I already want to dislike. I just deeply feel that no matter what I get it'd end up embarrassing

I don't love a single thing in this world enough to get it on my body permanently

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

Oh how I wish
How I wish you were queer
I’m just two tight holes
getting cummed in by a bull
year after year
cumming over the same old pound
what have we found?
the same old spear
wish you were queer
nice, dude

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

I hosed her before this

Well that’s even worse news

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

ElGroucho posted:

I don't love a single thing in this world enough to get it on my body permanently

Cock

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Suck on my dick
gently caress my rear end
And then nut on my buttcheeks

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
Stavros VelHalkios Lord of SmallDickVille

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

slave to my cravings posted:


Suck on my dick
gently caress my rear end
And then nut on my buttcheeks

carl no!!

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


slave to my cravings posted:

There’s m&m’s in the thermos

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022



lol

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

went to one of the bigger gaza protests across the country yesterday and could not get "go ahead, derek, speak a lil chinese for 'em. poo poo, you killed a motherfucker on camera, least you can do is speak a lil chinese" out of my stupid head

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

i say swears online posted:

went to one of the bigger gaza protests across the country yesterday and could not get "go ahead, derek, speak a lil chinese for 'em. poo poo, you killed a motherfucker on camera, least you can do is speak a lil chinese" out of my stupid head

Counterprotesting?!

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Mordja posted:

Counterprotesting?!

standing back and standing bi

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

holding a sign saying GAZA MY NEG HOLE and not telling people which side I'm on

Law Cheetah
Mar 3, 2012
i was trying to have sex but i don't think they got my jokes about michael douglas

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

i say swears online posted:

went to one of the bigger gaza protests across the country yesterday and could not get "go ahead, derek, speak a lil chinese for 'em. poo poo, you killed a motherfucker on camera, least you can do is speak a lil chinese" out of my stupid head

I won’t have any antisemitism in this thread for jewish podcast the adam friedland show

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

i say swears online posted:

holding a sign saying GAZA MY NEG HOLE and not telling people which side I'm on

yeah sometimes I wonder if the college protests I drive past know that my honking is supportive

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Law Cheetah posted:

i was trying to have sex but i don't think they got my jokes about michael douglas

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4059119

this was a dece riff thread

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

YouTube recommended me the podcast “You Should Be Worried” and the two hosts look like if the fly machine spat out a Stav/Adam hybrid and a Nick/Adam hybrid goddamn.

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag


now hold on, I don't know Chet Hanks's tattoos enough to say that isn't him

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
He does appear to be vaping yeah

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/vcunningham/status/1783522078089482550

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
hell yeah brother i love the nut zone

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

nut zone sounds like if cumtown was from chicago or something

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Pharmaskittle posted:

now hold on, I don't know Chet Hanks's tattoos enough to say that isn't him

lol

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

https://twitter.com/filmstofilms_/status/1783835918413201553?t=05gTU0jGBgEGKcTDK9KEfQ&s=19

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Unless there's a DP scene, you can't make me watch tennis

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

lmao i came here to post the same tweet

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Wokka wokka

https://twitter.com/ianimal69/status/1783898266171494598?t=e06G7ELl5wYwAJJx9ldr-g&s=19

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
Doubling down by calling trans people freaks right in the tweet. Shameful

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

ian getting gunned down in scarface in the middle of a hack comedian set

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

https://x.com/tom_myers/status/1783905315290808656?s=46&t=DPAZGva0MqEin1jSO1y2kw
he has the tommy seal of approval

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