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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Tom go on Bein Ian

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afroserty
Apr 22, 2010

So, Tom's going to put that on his own album?

He rocks

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
I hate him

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Toooom Myeeeeers... a comedian!!

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Dinosaur Gum
i mean that is a legit funny quote to put on an album, especially with no context

Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020
Nick will always be obsessed with Tom Myers bc he has absolute confidence and is unaffected by bombing. Fruit lurlups would mean nothing to him. He's too powerful

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

nick bombing on purpose with the terrible highlander joke was very funny

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Lmao at Nick saying Ian killed the Rogan bump.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sKxc45DIiA

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
lol good ep addie!

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Cum town

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Okay Ian set Adam on fire on that episode I like him again now

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
there was some podcast with shane gillis on where he talked about ian, where ian asked him if shane could bring him along on a tour, and he was like "yeah, sure" and then as soon as ian got in the car he was driving him up the wall.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

there was some podcast with shane gillis on where he talked about ian, where ian asked him if shane could bring him along on a tour, and he was like "yeah, sure" and then as soon as ian got in the car he was driving him up the wall.

Hey man, let's listen to some ska

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Ian’s special is 51 minutes?

Goddamn.

Flux Wildly
Dec 20, 2004

Welkum tü Zanydu!

Would you rather have Ian’s head on your body, or your head on Stav’s body?

Genuinely stumped by this. Would probably take gun to mouth.

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

Flux Wildly posted:

Would you rather have Ian’s head on your body, or your head on Stav’s body?

Genuinely stumped by this. Would probably take gun to mouth.

ians head ez, he leans into the clown look. all the money in the world aint shrinkin stavs head

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

I would go with my head on stavs body because I would look like a goomba from the bob hoskins mario bros movie

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Ian's a New York 8, after all.

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
And stav, well, he ate new york

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

i feel like i could accomplish anything with a body like stav’s. i mean have you seen those haunches?

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I want stavs head on ians body " chk chk hay guys heh I'm a funkopop made of lard and cum "

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

If I had Stavs body I could still go on a diet and lose weight. No amount of plastic surgery is going to fix Ian's face.

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

It’s too late for stav, he is destined to be the 10000 pound bastard

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

lol good ep addie!

EDIM YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR BEING GAY

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

my 10,000 pound life 1 season, 1 episode

Law Cheetah
Mar 3, 2012
the statistics say that the only interventions for obesity that are successful in the long term are surgical. praying for our boy to get a lap band

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

better make it two

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i think you need to have a lap to get a band for it

afroserty
Apr 22, 2010
Imagine being gay and or fat. ha ha ha. It wouldn't be me. ha

Quote if you are straight and ripped

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Dinosaur Gum
Maybe this surgery?

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

Remember when McDonald’s used to be a restaurant?

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
Are those all new tattoos?
They look like stickers
Nah they're like a year old

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

moist turtleneck posted:

Maybe this surgery?



the sixth penis

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

majour333 posted:

Are those all new tattoos?
They look like stickers
Nah they're like a year old

they’re just done reaaaaaaaaally well

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

majour333 posted:

And stav, well, he ate new york

hehehe

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

new york steak of mine

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Cached Money posted:

If I had Stavs body I could still go on a diet and lose weight. No amount of plastic surgery is going to fix Ian's face.
why would you choose to loose weight with stavs body

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

stav’s entire gimmick is being a fat disgusting pig. its how he gets his bag. he’s more likely to go through with nick’s suggestion to get pig ears grafted on than he is to get any weight loss surgery

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

he'd absolutely lose his career upon being normal size. let's say he hits like 135 though, would he look like a shaven terrier

or a circumcised penis maybe

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