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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sid Vicious posted:

im anout to sexually molest you

They caught me shoplifting at the Great Clips....

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They caught me shoplifting at the Great Clips....

stuffing all the leftover hair and blue liquid down your slacks

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
You could say the real Egg Council is the SUpreme Court of the United States.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Sid Vicious posted:

stuffing all the leftover hair and blue liquid down your slacks

FBl stands for Free Blue liquid

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They caught me shoplifting at the Great Clips....

When they spray your head with water they should offer you a spray in the mouth in case you have become parched during your hair cut.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

stuffing all the leftover hair and blue liquid down your slacks

who the gently caress calls pants slacks?

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
As if any of the miscellany of middle aged goofballs that still post here can do anything more dangerous than making GBS threads our pants. lol, at thinking this place is still relevant enough for the FBI, DHS, and etc to care about any of us dipshits.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who the gently caress calls pants slacks?

sid is of old stock guelphtonian upbringing

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

sid is of old stock guelphtonian upbringing

let him defend himself

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
death to america

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who the gently caress calls pants slacks?

Words like violence... break the silence...

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm a Female Body Inspector. But I'm not a penetrator because the abortion is going to be illegal...

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

I'd cool it with this poo poo there are already two threads that got locked for this dumb bullshit. All kidding aside considering the history of dumb poo poo that's happened on these forums because of jokes like this it's a bad idea.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Words like violence... break the silence...

I'd rather not.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

let him defend himself

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'm a Female Body Inspector. But I'm not a penetrator because the abortion is going to be illegal...

Fetid Bezoar Ingester

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Hey i never got my Tpain picture

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Hey i never got my Tpain picture

oh poo poo i still have it because im useless trash person

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sid Vicious posted:

oh poo poo i still have it because im useless trash person

It's because u cant bear to part with it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I do not know how to argue against this

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I do not know how to argue against this

this is what you asked for

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
How is that picture not canonized alongside rib kid, the guy covered on puke, hairy gun nerd, and Adventure Time fedora guy?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

this is what you asked for

I guess I was loving wrong

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Yes, Osama. Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers... And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden? Porsche 9-eleven is the best! My great grandfather fought in the great American civil Jihad. I do want a Porsche 9-eleven 2022! I'll take it to the Empire State Building, Yankee Stadium, and we can watch explosive fireworks over the Statue of Liberty. I can count down really fast, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Meme Poker Party posted:

The government of the United States is illegitimate.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
All I ever wanted...all I ever needed... is heeeeerr in GBS.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you make me miss three olives. It isn't technically your fault, but, I'm still going to blame you

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Osa been had laden

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Pretty brave of op to come out as an fbi informant spying on the forums. That's forums solidarity right there

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
it's hosed up that you only get fbi/secret service protection if you're a dumb idiot who sucks rear end and shits

Nae
Sep 3, 2020

what.

Shoutout to the TSA folks who pass all our posts through the airport xray machine

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Cubone posted:

it's hosed up that you only get fbi/secret service protection if you're a dumb idiot who sucks rear end and shits

Whats your opinion about Joe Valachi

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Let me remind u of true hero: https://twitter.com/DevinSenaUI/status/1047478113544888321?t=9XhU6gHJOJu53kfrCJXZwg&s=19

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Sid Vicious posted:

stuffing all the leftover hair and blue liquid down your slacks
It's a new viral TikTok challenge, they're calling it Great Clipping. People are DYING of ballsack poisoning form the blue liquid. FBI FIX THIS

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
Welcome to the Cool Zone

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


I'm an FBI


Female
Body
Inspector

:roflolmao:

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
dia never gets any love :((((

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Fun Bag Interpreter

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
How do I get a job looking at people's personal information? Sounds fun as hell.

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Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
join the TSA

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