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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
for example

- making your own hummus and pita chips
- the song “baptised in fire and ice” by bathory
- roasting a bone when you really need it
- a cozy bra where you aren’t ensnared in fabric but your tits look a++
- a nice manipedi you did yourself

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Currently:

- searching for a cute French press

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 18 days!)

really thick socks

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

roomtone posted:

really thick socks

on a winters day they’re good as gold. One of life’s true delights

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


sleepin nude on freshly cleaned bed clothes

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

flubber nuts posted:

sleepin nude on freshly cleaned bed clothes

I always change my sheets right before my period and it’s a nice little “it’s ok you’ll make through this garbage” hug

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Smelling flowers

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

my brain always does this weird thing before i go racing, maybe its nerves i dunno, but i always hope it gets cancelled or i try to come up with excuses why i'm not gonna be able to make it or whatever.

but then when the light turns green and the car launches i remember "oh yeah this loving owns"

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

When I can't think of what to cook and I just make scrambled eggs and put Tabasco on them

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
A great beej from someone who has never done it for you before.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Getting up at 6 on a weekend and being productive for a few hours with things that I actually want to do. It's quite enjoyable to see it's 9 AM and I've already worked out and grocery shopped.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

A big fuckoff glass full of ginger ale and ice on a hot summer day.

Quenches my thirst better than any cola, sports drink, or even water.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Oh yeah smoothies and bagel sandwiches. :munch:

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
remembering that with every single passing day there are fewer baby boomers alive on earth.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Waking up without a hangover

Getting drunk

gently caress

Nae
Sep 3, 2020

what.

- boston's "more than a feeling"
- bread dipped in olive oil and parm
- colorful fish

there are more but these are perhaps the top three

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
the animatrix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGwz1s1E1aw

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

flubber nuts posted:

sleepin nude on freshly cleaned bed clothes

Omg maybe SOME of us like to sleep in BOXERS so we don’t drag our BIG STINKY FARTED ON NUTS across the MATTRESS and have to wash our sheets like EVERY SINGLE DAY because we like to FART IN OUR SLEEP and maybe we need a THIN BARRIER to ABSORB the FARTICLES! :catbert: :fart:

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

yeah always sleep in your undies. what if there's a fire

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Cutting your sandwich diagonally into triangles instead of straight down the middle and getting rectangles.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Goddamnit you guys there is NOTHING WRONG with sleeping in you’re undies, maybe some PAJAMAS when it’s a little cooler. :colbert:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Cutting your sandwich diagonally into triangles instead of straight down the middle and getting rectangles.

dip cut vs standard sandwich baggie cut

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Do you cut a bagel longways or shortways through? :thunk:

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Just pissing all over a bunch of dudes balls. Drinking a 2 litre of (sugar free) Sprite and covering their nuts with clear tasteless urine for 45 seconds straight

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

doing donuts in an empty Walmart parking lot

teen witch posted:

- the song “baptised in fire and ice” by Bathory

thats right

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

eating about 50mg of edibles and reading about black holes

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Blue Raider posted:

doing donuts in an empty Walmart parking lot

on a perfect winter night in a cleared out lot in fresh untouched powder

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Climbing real fast up a wall and then repelling down real fast on auto-belay and pretending your shooting guns like in the matrix or mission impossible.

Catching a wave.

Eating rear end.

Hearing the Joan Baez version of The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down after not hearing it for a while

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Adderall. I don't do it enough to remember how kick rear end it is.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Riding a fast motorcycle.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mister Speaker posted:

Riding a fast motorcycle.

much better than a fast car

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
to own your posting enemies
to see them banned before you
and to hear the lamentation of QCS

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Omg maybe SOME of us like to sleep in BOXERS so we don’t drag our BIG STINKY FARTED ON NUTS across the MATTRESS and have to wash our sheets like EVERY SINGLE DAY because we like to FART IN OUR SLEEP and maybe we need a THIN BARRIER to ABSORB the FARTICLES! :catbert: :fart:

i like to do this sometimes too though. my favorite part about being the big spoon is sometimes the little spoon fart on your junk.

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
Singing along to the radio as loud as you can in a convertible with the top down on a perfect day while driving in town.

Its even better if its a duet.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

yeah always sleep in your undies. what if there's a fire

maybe some of us hope for a fire so we have an excuse to show our nuts off to the neighbors and firemen, ever think of that??

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
taking a nap or sleeping in while it's raining outside

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Sleeping in a bed rules. I miss sleeping in a bed.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


remembering that plums and pears own, and getting one after not having one for a long while.

CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!

PizzaProwler posted:

taking a nap or sleeping in while it's raining outside

This, for sure.


Also that first look of a new place that you’ve never been to. Stepping off that train/plane/boat and the new air hits your nose.

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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Sitting on the side of a river or by the beach.


Total absolute peace

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