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Lascivious Sloth posted:Ask your mother! Joke's on you She never wears any
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Always put on right sock before left sock, and always put on right shoe before left shoe
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Jun 28, 2022 02:54
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Big Beef City posted:They're just bullshitting. beefy 
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Jun 28, 2022 03:06
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I walk everywhere moving like the Bushwackers on WWF
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Jun 28, 2022 03:16
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isaboo posted:I also eat snacks in even numbers and of similar size. If I have a handful of potato chips, I group them into pairs based on size. This is usually only a thing when I'm not fully occupied, like when I'm just surfin' the web or playing a simple game. I alternate between the right and left side of my mouth when chewing a bite of food. I vaguely recall at some point in childhood where I noticed that I was only chewing with the right side of my mouth, and I decided that would lead to uneven wear. Thus, alternating bites. If I have an odd number of things, like say grapes, I will bite the last grape in half so that it can be evenly distributed. Also, the first bite is always on the right side of my mouth. I feel anxious if anyone leaves cupboards open - I’m pretty sure my wife does it just to gently caress with me now. I hate sound from cell phone speakers unless it’s my own phone. It just sounds tinny and awful - even when I know it’s no different than mine. I can deal with the sorts of sounds that come built into the OS - keyboard clicks and notification blips and made-for-purpose ringtones. But a song, or worse, a video? Nope nope nope. This is obviously a me-problem, so I don’t tell anyone.
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Jun 28, 2022 03:17
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Oh! I have another one of my own that I thought of. I guess this falls into 'quirk' category. I am 40 years old. I have never once in my life experienced 'brain freeze'. I can eat ice cream, drink milk shakes, and slam home slushies as much, and as fast as possible and I have never yet once experienced the phenomenon people describe to me that they get from even eating 1/2 a bowl of ice cream too quickly, or whatever. I don't do it often, and don't remember the last time, but I have even put this to the test. Eating TOO much ice cream, quickly, on on purpose, and even holding it against the roof of my mouth with my tongue for a while at times while eating it, to try and induce the effect. Nada. That is what will get me on Professor X's team of Marvelous Men.
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Blue Moonlight posted:I alternate between the right and left side of my mouth when chewing a bite of food. I vaguely recall at some point in childhood where I noticed that I was only chewing with the right side of my mouth, and I decided that would lead to uneven wear. Thus, alternating bites. If I have an odd number of things, like say grapes, I will bite the last grape in half so that it can be evenly distributed. Also, the first bite is always on the right side of my mouth. I also do the even chewing thing, and bite things in half to make it right
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Jun 28, 2022 03:39
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used to have an OCD thing where I would think of a word and I would need to figure out - okay if I typed this on a keyboard is the number of left hand keys equal to the number of right hand keys?
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*Just waves vaguely all around, at my post history and at this entire forum, in general* Y'know?
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I'm a really good speller (I won the regional spelling bee in 7th grade and never missed a word on any school test, ever  ) and I think the reason why is because I've always broken words up into even numbered groups of letters if it will workthose words with an odd number of letters can gently caress right off
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Jun 28, 2022 03:45
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I count steps, mostly in groups of twelve. Count to twelve then start over. I try to end a flight of stairs with the last step being number twelve. Left foot is odd numbers, right foot is even. Been doing it for a long as I can remember, including when I played high school baseball. Running the bases is a bit weird when your brain only wants to count steps. Also, the volume on the radio in my truck must be adjusted in increments of two. My wife will often set out on 7 or 9 while I’m not looking. I can tell. I swear to you I can tell. FIX IT WOMAN!
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Jun 28, 2022 03:51
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sleeping? I'm absolutely pulling that sheet over my head with just a tiny mouth / nose hole to breathe through
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Also, the volume on the radio in my truck must be adjusted in increments of two. My wife will often set out on 7 or 9 while I’m not looking. I can tell. I swear to you I can tell. FIX IT WOMAN! For me, the volume must be divisible by 2 or 5.
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Jun 28, 2022 03:55
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Harald posted:sleeping? I'm absolutely pulling that sheet over my head with just a tiny mouth / nose hole to breathe through I did this a lot as a kid, it really is the best way to hide from the monsters I don't do it much anymore mostly because my crazy wife pulls everything off of me onto her
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Jun 28, 2022 03:56
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I mean really, its the dinosaurs you gotta worry about moreso than the monsters.
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Jun 28, 2022 04:07
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Harald posted:sleeping? I'm absolutely pulling that sheet over my head with just a tiny mouth / nose hole to breathe through I pull the sheet taught over my face by bending one arm above my head and kinda tucking it around my forearm. Makes a sort of tent over my face. I think this mostly comes from growing up in the subtropics and trying not to leave any exposed skin for mosquitoes. Mosquito nets aren't 100% and gently caress if I'm getting bitten on the face.
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I am constantly grooming my face and I hate being aware of how it must look to other people. I mean like, brushing the tip of my finger around my ear to keep it clear of wax or dead skin- same with the skin on my lips. If i feel like a single tiny speck of my lips are chapped, I'm nibbling at it or plucking it off. Brushing the base of my nostrils every few minutes just to make sure nothing gross is showing. Rubbing the corners of my eyes in case there's little granules or whatever. It's gross and I hate that I do it.
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Jun 28, 2022 09:41
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I only have 1 pair of footwear, outside it's either combat boots or when it's nice & sunny like on these days, nothing. I know this makes me a weirdo, it's just interesting and relaxing to walk barefoot on stone or coarse ground for some reason, I can't really explain it.
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Jun 28, 2022 10:43
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Grab Im Moor posted:I only have 1 pair of footwear, outside it's either combat boots or when it's nice & sunny like on these days, nothing. I know this makes me a weirdo, it's just interesting and relaxing to walk barefoot on stone or coarse ground for some reason, I can't really explain it. Alright here's mine. I hate being barefoot. I hate sandals. I hate feet in general. Though I don't mind all the foot fetish that's become common place these days. I don't have it, but I guess it's pretty normal. I mean, I love a good pair of slender feminine hands though I don't masturbate furiously to well manicured hand models. Back to the point: fetishists and I in a way we both agree: gently caress feet. EDIT: American tourists walking barefoot in Central London are imbeciles and should be deported. Lifroc fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Jun 28, 2022 |
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Jun 28, 2022 12:29
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Lifroc posted:EDIT: American tourists walking barefoot in Central London are imbeciles and should be deported. Is this...like...a thing? I'm American and nobody goes around barefoot here in public so...what's the deal? e: Unless you mean you consider wearing sandals 'barefoot' or something, but that's the wrong use of the word, so I dunno what you're seeing.
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Jun 28, 2022 13:04
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Lifroc posted:Alright here's mine. I hate being barefoot. I hate sandals. I hate feet in general. Same. I almost never walk around barefoot, because it feels like I'm making things (floors) gross by virtue of the fact that my feet are touching them. Same thoughts if other people do it. It's not even a practical concern, like "their feet have dirt on them and they are tracking dirt around." It's as if feet are inherently gross. Sort of like, I imagine that the bacteria that makes them smell is now on everything they've touched. Which is more or less true, I guess, but sane people are better at ignoring it. The punchline? I also happen to be really into feet. So if they're attached to a pretty woman, every podal sin is forgiven.
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I put my finger between my rear end at the top and rub and smell it mmmm
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Big Beef City posted:Is this...like...a thing? No, I've seen on multiple occasions pale faced obviously American tourists just walking barefoot on the naked pavement when it's hot outside. Both in London and other touristy areas. I've always thought it a weird cultural quirk people over there have.
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Jun 28, 2022 17:13
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Lifroc posted:No, I've seen on multiple occasions pale faced obviously American tourists just walking barefoot on the naked pavement when it's hot outside. Both in London and other touristy areas. I've always thought it a weird cultural quirk people over there have. Literally no one does this what are you talking about
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Big Beef City posted:Literally no one does this what are you talking about Do you literally know everyone?
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americans actually hate being barefoot so much they wear shoes in their house !!!
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Big Beef City posted:Literally no one does this what are you talking about I found this from a simple google search: https://onestep4ward.com/tuesdays-travel-rant-barefoot-backpackers/ There you loving go
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Grab Im Moor posted:I only have 1 pair of footwear, outside it's either combat boots or when it's nice & sunny like on these days, nothing. I know this makes me a weirdo, it's just interesting and relaxing to walk barefoot on stone or coarse ground for some reason, I can't really explain it. Same. I'm always barefoot, and I keep a pair of flip-flops and old shoes in my car in case I go into a public building. I can handle temperatures from about 45-95F:; hot pavement doesn't bother me much. Surprisingly, my feet aren't that calloused. I walk or run at least 5 miles every day. I just like feeling the earth and I know my feet are healthier for it.
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isaboo posted:Same. I'm always barefoot, and I keep a pair of flip-flops and old shoes in my car in case I go into a public building. Here's another. I hate you for going barefoot but I love you because your story supports my point.
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You barefoot weirdos probably have worms
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Flowers for QAnon posted:You barefoot weirdos probably have worms Fun fact I heard on NPR, no idea if true: Southerners of old gained a reputation for being lazy because of anemia, caused by getting worms from going barefoot. In the deep south, it doesn't get cold enough to kill off the creepies, so people who used outhouses would pick up the worms. Northern folk didn't have that problem and just assumed Southern people were lazy. There was more to that story but that's all I remember. Fwiw, I've never had worms that I know of
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runnypoops posted:since a few people have mentioned ADhd ocd and meds has anyone done vyvanse? i just got it prescribed and all it seems to do is make me extremely irritable to the point where i cant even interact with people. getting real loving sick of my broke rear end brain I was on Vyvanse along with Adderall, Effexor, busPIRone, and Depakote. The Vyvanse was to help my brain not tell the rest of my body to fall asleep as I have narcolepsy. It's usually prescribed for migraines and ADHD I guess, but the side effect is keeping you away. Maybe the side effect is doing that to you, making your brain think you're not tired when you are? I haven't been on it for a year since I've been able to stop falling asleep while driving now.
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1. I used to sneeze almost every time I came and sometimes it would trigger a series of back to back uncontrollable, violent sneezes. Not little delicate "achoo" sneezes, but like physically worn out after 12-15 trying to push your brain out your nose sneezes. Kind of like the same worn-out feeling you get after vomiting but from sneezing. 2. I'm the most chill person irl until someone crunches an empty water bottle (the paper-thin bottles). There's something about that sound that just irritates the hell out of me. 3. In public stalls, I always remove one leg from my shorts or pants and drape them up over the other leg until I'm finished with the transaction. This started after an incident 20+ years ago when I had to crap really bad, hurried into a stall, and after I pulled my pants up I found out the seat of my pants were wet from the puddle of someone else's piss I didn't notice in my rush to sit.
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Harald posted:sleeping? I'm absolutely pulling that sheet over my head with just a tiny mouth / nose hole to breathe through I started doing this after I was awakened in the middle of the night by my cat chewing lightly on my eyelids. hot cocoa on the couch posted:americans actually hate being barefoot so much they wear shoes in their house !!! Nah, that's just white people.
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Where the hell were your pants that the seat was in a puddle? I can't figure out the configuration that would make that possible
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I get a brutal sneezing fit whenever I go outside into bright sunlight. I've heard it is an inherited reflex to keep one from looking at the sun.
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isaboo posted:I have an irresistible urge to make bad threads.  HD DAD posted:I do the thing where when I suddenly remember a cringey moment from my past I compulsively start cursing under my breath as if to force the thought from my brain The hyperphantasia chat was really interesting, I'd like to see the goons that said they have aphantasia try to draw something from memory as well.
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Kirk Vikernes posted:
Can you produce a drawing? I find this fascinating.
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isaboo posted:I get a brutal sneezing fit whenever I go outside into bright sunlight. I've heard it is an inherited reflex to keep one from looking at the sun. Yes, it's a gene inherited from neanderthals millions of years ago for people born so stupid that they don't know not to look at the sun,
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isaboo posted:I get a brutal sneezing fit whenever I go outside into bright sunlight. I've heard it is an inherited reflex to keep one from looking at the sun. Photic sneeze reflex
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