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Real Cool Catfish
Jun 6, 2011

PriorMarcus posted:

The current rumor is that the new film is a prequel based on the islands before the Park is built and that just sounds loving exhausting to me.

What could even go wrong in a prequel.

The first film starts with a worker losing an arm and the massive shitshow that is for Ingen as they try to stop investors pulling out.

That’s clearly the worst thing that’s happened up to that point which is pretty decent going for dinosaur island.

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Real Cool Catfish
Jun 6, 2011
We follow the team setting up Jurassic Park with jumpscares as health and safety violations are committed left and right due to bringing in cheap labour who aren’t given adequate training.

The climax of the film is the worker who lost his arm receiving a much justified payout.

Real Cool Catfish
Jun 6, 2011

ante posted:

The first worker dies OP

Absolutely zero clue how I misremembered that. Going senile.

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