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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

This showed up for free on Amazon Prime so I gave it a try. Hero Plot Armor(tm) takes a lot of the tension out of the movie.

Another issue is that the dinosaurs are treated like movie monsters rather than real animals. Seeing a flying animal catch up with an airplane moving several hundred miles an hour and effortlessly poking it's beak thru propellers and engines or a pair of raptors keeping up with a motorcycle going full out for a ten mile long chase without getting gassed was lazy writing.

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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Claire and Chris Pratt's characters were written in Jurassic World like someone had a Barbie doll and an action figure and some dinosaur toys and holding them as they were coming up with the dialogue. They seem to have no human qualities other than the most generic necessary.

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