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Nae
Sep 3, 2020

what.

Slugworth posted:

Something is wrong with this clown cone

i love him

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Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009



pfft soft serve isn't real ice cream

it still owns tho

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
some bros think the cones are the best part

https://i.imgur.com/WcDLhy5.gif:nws:

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Jun 29, 2022

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Incorrect. Sticks are unbelievable.

https://i.imgur.com/qoMpdtm.mp4

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

i eat my ice cream out of a bowl

a big plastic dog bowl that says pisspig

i think it was one of those mcdonalds 90s movie promotion bowls

Here you are, about to eat ice cream from your pisspig bowl:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What's the deal with icecream cones?!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You're obviously doing it wrong OP. The ice cream cone is designed to go up your butt.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Vim Fuego posted:

some bros think the cones are the best part

https://i.imgur.com/WcDLhy5.gif:nws:

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lol

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Amazing these zones have been around for like 200 years with nary an innovation / disruption. I mean what do they got?

There's the sugar come, which is terrible and not ergonomic. Bad flavor and scoop falls off easily. I think maybe this is the same as a wafer cone. It's innovation is filling the bottom with some chocolate or other goop, which adds a melt-barrier. Good addition to terrible product. D tier

The waffle cone? Maybe with the rim dipped in choco? Not a bad choice, honestly, but can be a little too much. Thick. B tier

Bubble waffle cone? Also a very good choice. I used to live near a Milkcraft and those cones were great. Stretches the definition of cone. B tier

As you may surmise, the cake cup (flat bottom) come is the best. As the cream melts, it transforms the cone into a kind of weird flaky soup but the caveat is, gotta eat fast! A tier

I conclude that the "cake cup" style flat- bottom come is the cobe of choice. It has withstood the test of time, truly. I will leave it here to the future generations of big dreamsers and other cone bros to think up the cobes of the future, and other types of waxy dip tops (Red is is s-tier). Keto cone? Sandwich cone like Disney? Soylent cone? Hot dog cone? Other cones? Thank you a,nd now I have to go Swiffer

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Nooner posted:

U can get a waffle bowl its like the best of both worlds OP

Correct

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

AKA Pseudonym posted:

You spend all your time trying to eat the ice cream in just the right way to avoid it going all over the place instead of just enjoying it. And if the server didn't place the scoop correctly you might just be well and truly hosed no matter what you do.

Yes, the flavor of the cone adds something. But not much. And yes, it's not all that hard. But why should it be hard at all? Why force yourself to eat the ice cream so fast?

It's time we admit that ice cream cones are bad. Most people would rather just eat from a cup but are pressured into eating from a cone by unethical ice cream stores looking to make a quick buck. It's time it stopped. From now on I'm only eating ice cream from a cup with a little plastic spoon. No more panicked licking at the side that's melting a little faster than the rest, I'll let you suckers do that. I'll just be eating my ice cream at my own pace and laughing at you.

I agree, OP. I get ice cream in a large cup with a spoon if I can so I don't have to worry about spilling it and people laughing at my misery like a cheap vaudeville sketch.

Though I admit a waffle bowl sounds like a really good idea.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

When I was a kid we went to visit San Juan Capistrano on a school trip and I don't remember a single drat thing from the trip but I do remember the lady making big rear end ice cream cones across the street. It is like one of my core memories. I wanted one of those ice cream cones so bad.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

BigBadSteve posted:

Here you are, about to eat ice cream from your pisspig bowl:



I think I killed this guy in manhunt

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Vim Fuego posted:

some bros think the cones are the best part

https://i.imgur.com/WcDLhy5.gif:nws:

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The Cone Bros. are really at the top of their game. Great control, great gapes, overall 10/10.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
What's up with more than one goon trying to turn this innocent thread about ice cream into a porn thread?

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Love a good stick.

Sticks are unbelievable.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Vim Fuego posted:

some bros think the cones are the best part

https://i.imgur.com/WcDLhy5.gif:nws:

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Never meet your heroes. I stopped in to tell these guys they're internet famous.

They were huge assholes!

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