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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I don't know what kind of weird power he has, but I would do terrible things to him. Do you think I have a chance? Probably not.

Please post stories of your Jared Harris encounters itt.

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Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

Is that the Subway guy?

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
Nice try Jared.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Buce posted:

I don't know what kind of weird power he has, but I would do terrible things to him. Do you think I have a chance? Probably not.

Please post stories of your Jared Harris encounters itt.

Eczema

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

If you're planning to make fun of me, just know that it won't work. I'm extremely confident in this one respect.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
i like lane pryce he got done dirty

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Of course I do, he has smart sexy older ginger man down really hard. He's probably the least attractive in Dead Man but he's also next to Iggy Pop, Billy Bib Thornton, and Johnny Depp circa 1995.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Only Platonically OP. But I'd be OK with some cuddling if he really wanted to.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I did nearly jizz my pants when he hanged himself on Mad Men.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Jose Oquendo posted:

I did nearly jizz my pants when he hanged himself on Mad Men.

Despicable. Mods? mods??

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
He's a fantastic actor

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I yearn for his approval but am reluctant to ask.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
You haven't even posted a picture of this dude

How am I supposed to know if he's bonerizing

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

The Terror was so, so good.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
He was great in Benjamin Button. All the minor characters were what really made that movie great, but he was a standout.

WilWheaton
Oct 11, 2006

It'd be hard to get bored on this ship!
It was funny how the Expanse somehow had him for the first season somehow, but , couldn't afford him at all for the subsequent seasons and didn't want to recast , so just kept referring to him offscreen

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
His wife or significant other, OP.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

His wife or significant other, OP.

you don't know that

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ur mum

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm eating a can of dulce de Leche dated Feb 2022 wish me luck

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm eating a can of dulce de Leche dated Feb 2022 wish me luck

Are u ok?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

he beat up the mincing jafar dude in mad men that one time

but no, i have no lust for him in my heart

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


His dad was great.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Sir Nose posted:

His dad was great.

Holy poo poo! Had no idea but of course I see the resemblance now.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
I prefer Jared Leto

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Buce posted:

I don't know what kind of weird power he has, but I would do terrible things to him. Do you think I have a chance? Probably not.

Please post stories of your Jared Harris encounters itt.

hell yeah. gently caress his weird rear end, op

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Spinz posted:

He's a fantastic actor

That's something to consider, Buce. Did Jared Harris enjoy it when you hosed him? Or was he acting? That's gonna haunt you. You may want to rething this whole plan

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
If Richard Harris was Irish, why is Jared considered British? Also seconding that I never made the connection.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
No

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

he's a good actor, but sex workers should charge him double because of how gross his face is.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Hell Yeah posted:

he's a good actor, but sex workers should charge him double because of how gross his face is.

Because most people that engage with sex workers are usually lookers?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

he beat up the mincing jafar dude in mad men that one time

but no, i have no lust for him in my heart

Big mistake!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

He made Sherlock Holmes 2 better than the first one

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

mobby_6kl posted:

Big mistake!



This is the only scene of Mad Men I've witnessed, I'd enjoy seeing Harris box more young smarmy looking people.

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica
I had a roommate who was powerfully sexually attracted to Steve Buscemi. I feel like she'd dig Jared Harris as well but she never mentioned it.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


2nd Amendment posted:

I had a roommate who was powerfully sexually attracted to Steve Buscemi. I feel like she'd dig Jared Harris as well but she never mentioned it.

I mean who wouldn't be into Steve Buscemi?

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica
everyone else?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

WilWheaton posted:

It was funny how the Expanse somehow had him for the first season somehow, but , couldn't afford him at all for the subsequent seasons and didn't want to recast , so just kept referring to him offscreen

I forced myself to watch Foundation because he was in a couple episodes. Do I regret it? Not really. Was it a good show? It was decidedly not.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


He was in the 90s Lost in Space movie but for some reason they dubbed over his voice.

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

stratdax posted:

The Terror was so, so good.

It was. I usually don't like 19th century boat movies but that was extremely well done. He's in a lot of hoaky movies (Oculus, Poltergeist), so this is the first time I've seen him do a pretty serious role.

I watched the first episode of season 2 and I'm not sure I'm going to be into it. It's basically a completely different show (both cast and crew).

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