Catalogue of Cyclops Variants

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Cyclops

Just your classic run of the mill Cyclops. One eye. If you imagine a Cyclops it's probably this one.

Biclops

A strange variation of the Cyclops, it's exactly like a cyclops except it has two eyes, and is like a bug overall instead of like a humanoid overall

Triclops

Also sometimes called a Tryclops as an inflammatory term for making fun of how hard they try to beat you (this is the origin of the word 'tryhard' actually!), like they even pick up boulders and throw them at you. A Triclops is exactly like a Cyclops but with three eyes and a ceaseless drive to prove that they are just as good with three eyes as a cyclops is with one eye.

Octoclops

Some people call this a Spiclops but come on, they're more clearly related to a cyclops with eight eyes than to a spider with cyclops features. The Spiclops is a spider with one eye.

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jun 29, 2022

# ? Jun 29, 2022 19:13

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# ? May 3, 2024 21:17

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# ? Jun 29, 2022 19:19

google THIS

Clops

Likes to drive the zambroni. Has no other traits that anyone would care to hear about

# ? Jun 29, 2022 19:54

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

ClipClops - has hoofs for eyes.

# ? Jun 30, 2022 00:48

Finger Prince

Psyclops

# ? Jun 30, 2022 00:54

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Shyclops

Will always avert their eyes when you notice them, sometimes batting their eyelashes while doing so.

eta: Not to be confused with Shyclops, which is simply an ordinary cyclops, but with Sean Connery pronouncing it.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jun 30, 2022 01:51

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TrySaraClops

Stunningly failed mascot conceived of during a corporate retreat by Sara Lee's marketing department. After this, they vowed to stay off the mushrooms when designing ad campaigns.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jun 30, 2022 02:12

google THIS

Cyclopsclopsclops...

Instead of an eye, this variant has another, smaller cyclops sprouting from its eye socket, and that one has, you guessed it. However, unlike related subspecies such as the cyclopsclopsclopsclops, for this variant the cycle continues ad infinitum, a living non-branching fractal. Scientists and philosophers alike debate as to whether he can ultimately see nothing or everything

# ? Jun 30, 2022 02:52

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google THIS posted:

Cyclopsclopsclops...

Instead of an eye, this variant has another, smaller cyclops sprouting from its eye socket, and that one has, you guessed it. However, unlike related subspecies such as the cyclopsclopsclopsclops, for this variant the cycle continues ad infinitum, a living non-branching fractal. Scientists and philosophers alike debate as to whether he can ultimately see nothing or everything

It's clopses all the way down.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jun 30, 2022 02:55

Finger Prince

A cool name for a cyclops in some fantasy game setting would be "Elephant Skull". You must seek out old Elephant Skull, the cyclops, for he has what you need to continue your quest.

# ? Jun 30, 2022 02:59

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Cycleops - rides a unicycle

# ? Jun 30, 2022 04:37

Twenty Four

Highclops

Dude just sits around in his cave and gets stoned.

He makes up for having only one eye with it being double blood shot.

# ? Jun 30, 2022 15:23

deep dish peat moss

Buttchocks posted:

Cycleops - rides a unicycle

I'm picturing a squad of cycling spec ops cyclops

# ? Jun 30, 2022 15:35

google THIS

CyclOP

The cyclops who created a thread on the cyclops forum. Alternatively, a cyclops that buffed too much during the last update

# ? Jun 30, 2022 16:10

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Buttchocks posted:

ClipClops - has hoofs for eyes.

# ? Jun 30, 2022 23:37

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Psycholops: Hey man, have you ever really...LOOKED at your clops?

# ? Jul 1, 2022 00:21

biosterous

psychclops: this fucker keeps tricking me and is really obnoxious about it

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he/him

# ? Jul 1, 2022 01:28

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Clopclops: really, REALLY into My Little Centaur

# ? Jul 1, 2022 03:52

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Cyclots - half the eyes, but twice the eye boogers

# ? Jul 1, 2022 04:02

clammy

Biclops: just a normal person

# ? Jul 1, 2022 05:22

deep dish peat moss

clammy posted:

Biclops: just a normal person

Or a two-eyed cyclops, which is incredibly weird.

# ? Jul 1, 2022 06:02

clammy

deep dish peat moss posted:

Or a two-eyed cyclops, which is incredibly weird.

what like with one eye vertically over the other eye?

# ? Jul 1, 2022 06:14

Finger Prince

Which one has the two eyes aligned on the same vertical axis?

# ? Jul 1, 2022 06:15

clammy

Finger Prince posted:

Which one has the two eyes aligned on the same vertical axis?

well i thought biclops was just another name for regular human, but apparently that could mean what you're saying

# ? Jul 1, 2022 06:36

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Dryclops - often spotted with large bottle of Visine

# ? Jul 1, 2022 10:28

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iClops

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# ? Jul 1, 2022 10:41

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MyClops was a popular social netcloping site in the early 'aughts

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# ? Jul 1, 2022 10:43

Twenty Four

Guyclops - Has another, smaller guy for a head, which also has the same thing going on, and that happens forever.

# ? Jul 1, 2022 11:03

Murray Mantoinette: ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ

Nyeclops. Just an actual cyclops but well versed in basic science and a skilled educator

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# ? Jul 1, 2022 12:00

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cryclops are basically just very sad cyclops

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# ? Jul 1, 2022 12:13

Stoner Sloth

Lyeclops are basic af

# ? Jul 1, 2022 13:04

Stoner Sloth

Whyclops pester adventurers with existential angst

# ? Jul 1, 2022 13:05

Stoner Sloth

Flyclops are the result of cyclops jeff goldblum having a teleporter accident

# ? Jul 1, 2022 13:07

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Slycops - exist only in fiction

# ? Jul 1, 2022 18:33

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clopclops are what cyclop bronies call themselves

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# ? Jul 1, 2022 19:20

Finger Prince

Purple Pegacycorn (aka one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater)

# ? Jul 1, 2022 19:23

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seinclops

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# ? Jul 1, 2022 19:35

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Finger Prince posted:

Which one has the two eyes aligned on the same vertical axis?

that would be the Piled Highclops

# ? Jul 1, 2022 23:10

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highclops

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# ? Jul 1, 2022 23:23

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# ? May 3, 2024 21:17

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sighclops is disappointed in u

# ? Jul 2, 2022 00:28

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