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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
OUR BELOVED WRESTLERS ARE BACK IN AMERICA'S GREATEST CITY, THE NATION'S BELLWETHER, DETROIT, MICHIGAN







ALL ELITE WRESTLING PRESENTS BLOOD AND GUTS
FROM LITTLE CAESARS ARENA, IN DETROIT, MI

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1542217600125616128

Danhausen will be there too

I'm heading down there in a bit.

Some things to consider:

- Parking is best via ParkWhiz, and I recommend the garages between 75 and Comerica Park!
- The good Little Caesars is in the lower concourse, opposite the Via Bar and basically behind the end with the bubble roof concourse.
- Kid Rock doesn't have a restaurant in here any more, he essentially got fired by the city.
- Darren McCarty, Red Wings legend and fighter, will probably be around tonight.
- Does anyone want a new dog or cat? I can provide.
- Just like his fraudulent Chicago Blackhawks, CM Punk is dodging Detroit.
- Daddy Magic

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Detroit is the greatest city in the world but those pictures took place at Joe Louis and not Little Caesars so they are very unfair to the current Stanley Cup champion Colorado Avalanche :)

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
GFY BCC @ B&G, JAS LFG!!

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


hopefully this time the match doesn't fall apart once everyone's in the match

please tony i beg you, no lameass team staredown that kills the match's momentum

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Bard Maddox posted:

Detroit is the greatest city in the world but those pictures took place at Joe Louis and not Little Caesars so they are very unfair to the current Stanley Cup champion Colorado Avalanche :)

Posting that's unfair to the Colorado Avalanche is what we are all about here, because gently caress them.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I should gas this bias Michigan thread.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


BLOOD AND GUTS

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Detroit is of course the side of the all-time classic Halloween Havoc 95, featuring the fearsome sumo monster truck clash between Hulk Hogan & The Giant, followed by Hulk Hogan murdering The Giant by forcing him off the roof of Cobo Hall, only to return 1 match later for the main event that also saw the debut of THE YETAY

I doubt AEW can live up to this historic moment

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'd like to have some crazy bread. To eat

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

AsInHowe posted:

Posting that's unfair to the Colorado Avalanche is what we are all about here, because gently caress them.

:mad:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the pistons are going to win the championship in 3 yrs or 4 years. 5 years possible. i retract saying 3 years so that i can say 6 years. 4, 5, or 6. final answer

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

karmicknight posted:

I should gas this bias Michigan thread.

I'm gonna throw you off the roof of cobo. Much like my hero Tall Paul did to Huck Hogan

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Cavauro posted:

the pistons are going to win the championship in 3 yrs or 4 years. 5 years possible. i retract saying 3 years so that i can say 6 years. 4, 5, or 6. final answer

I cannot wait for the Wings and Pistons to have deep playoff runs at the same time

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Any Michiganiacs itt remember sports night with Parker and the Man?

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Malcolm Excellent posted:

I'm gonna throw you off the roof of cobo. Much like my hero Tall Paul did to Huck Hogan

that would require me being in Michigan, which I can easily avoid.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

karmicknight posted:

that would require me being in Michigan, which I can easily avoid.

It's like a uhhh cosmic thing. Your spirit shall be tossed off the mystical roof

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

what a great time to be a fan of professional wrestling

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Holding out for ROBOCOP to show up tonight, friends.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Evil Badman posted:

Holding out for Kevin Nash to show up tonight, friends.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Both have blown out quads.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Evil Badman posted:

Both have blown out quads.

What team does Out Quads play for?

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Blood

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

And

bartok
May 10, 2006



Detroit kicks rear end! I drive over from Ohio to get way cheaper medical weed.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



bartok posted:

Detroit kicks rear end! I drive over from Ohio to get way cheaper medical weed.

Tony: I don't know if this is gonna look good on a poster.....
ZSJ: At least I have a new move name now.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Me, very Ortiz-ishly:
BLOOD AND GUTS
BLOOD AND GUTS
BLOOD AND GUTS
BLOOD AND GUTS
BLOOD AND GUTS

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if you could only see the way she loves me, maybe you'd understand. why i feel this way about a game, called mario two

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

wrespling

d8uv
Sep 17, 2005

DO NOT EAT
Grimey Drawer
are you ready for a detroit deep dish of pain

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Cleveland version of this thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4005924

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Tony is doing something called a Royal Rampage tonight. Exclusive scoop for the Detroit thread

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

It’s the show I been waiting on

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Jane!!

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Chuck is alive

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I still think I prefer Where is My Mind?

CHUCK IS HERE HOLY poo poo

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

YES

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Codependent Poster posted:

CHUCK IS HERE HOLY poo poo

I'm so happy.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Chuck has friends again

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Meh. The old theme is better.

Also are they only going to have JR call select matches now?

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TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Chuck it’s been so long :cry:

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