very normal sane country with good policies, not at all rapidly self destructing at every level of government https://twitter.com/notrivia/status/1542688206621233152 baltimore has closed their pools because they can't pay lifeguards and you can't operate a pool without a lifeguard but kids are still sneaking in so the cops have to patrol the pools by helicopter to yell at the kids to get out of the pools so they don't drown
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:48 |
this guy is gonna "accidentally" kill his wife while cleaning his grill
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 14:03 |
the sneer of cold command
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 14:33 |
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 14:39 |
Sir Tonk posted:is this the real trump thread?
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 14:40 |
gregday posted:https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1542867665915617280
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 15:10 |
Bethamphetamine posted:https://twitter.com/LukeCleary/status/1542713196636540932 neat how the cops would have let them force their way in if they hadn't been stopped by the pepper spray
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 15:26 |
rip to a real one https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1542716977831108609
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 15:41 |
tenderjerk posted:I hope this dovetails beautifully with "teachers now allowed to carry guns" the receptionist seemed to be reaching for something under her desk and the random intruder detection auditor feared for his life
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 15:44 |
tenderjerk posted:I know "that's a rough [age]" gets tossed around too much but holy poo poo this is a rough 48 all the horse paste eaters in the thread are explaining that he had cancer (probably not from eating horse paste)
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 15:45 |
tacodaemon posted:this just happened a week ago once again the us is leading the world by example (of what not to do)
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 15:46 |
lol it doesn't even show that blueberries are cheaper, just that there are more of them in the stores
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 16:06 |
thalweg posted:A raccoon got in the run and killed one of my chickens at 430 in the morning, gently caress da world ugh that sucks
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 16:10 |
i'm glad steve apple is finally getting what he's owed thank you joe
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 16:31 |
i hope tump rescinds mccain's medal
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 16:33 |
a lot of folks who are not time travelers from the future are just figuring out that joe biden's plan in nominating an antiabortionist judge, even though there was no vacancy, was to get her seated once a vacancy opened up
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 17:21 |
titty_baby_ posted:I do eat a lot of.blueberries, so this is good news that's the way to go, always buy what's in season for example, if rent is super high but color televisions are super cheap, you should buy color televisions instead of renting an apartment
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 17:25 |
this is very inefficient use of space, having them all in a single layer on the floor
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 18:20 |
lol could have guessed from how they had to pretend the birth certificate says "Tucker"
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 18:28 |
RealityWarCriminal posted:gas this thread. ill see you at the much nicer crazy cloud thread https://twitter.com/TranslatedCats/status/1542689040591380481
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 18:35 |
Lpzie posted:gas this thread though. hella bad vibes from the start. gonna ruin the month for me. https://twitter.com/TranslatedCats/status/1541738059212914690?cxt=HHwWhICwwZWmreUqAAAA
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 18:47 |
Happy Noodle Boy posted:just asking questions give it about five years
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 18:57 |
lmao goddamn
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 19:21 |
biden is the new trump
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 19:22 |
lold at "mypillow.com/poso"
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 19:35 |
https://twitter.com/AntiNateSilver/status/1542857659925164032 lol
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 20:20 |
buddykins nobody has any idea what you're talking about you need to find real friends instead of a politics thread on the somethingawful forums
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 02:59 |
Buddykins posted:Im drunk sorry you should join plinkey's discord
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 03:01 |
buddykins we all know you're gonna post about loving your coworkers in the walk in cooler tomorrow, it's your gimmick, stfu
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 03:11 |
Buddykins posted:the owner sat me down and asked questions like "what was your toughest situation in your life" and "if you could have your personality as a car what would it be" and "if you invited 6 guests to dinner at the ritz, who would they be?" it was six headless ghost riders that gave you hand jobs in the walk-in cooler wasn't it
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 03:13 |
Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Haha, yeah, a fart race. Who will fart first what if you farted while you were getting a cooler hand job
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 03:17 |
Buddykins posted:my mother dying slowly and taking her last breath in front of me, a 1972 cherry red camaro, and dostoyevsky, camus, bulgakov, hemingway, kurosawa, and kubrick. He loved all of them apparently no cooler hand job? what are you even doing with your life
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 03:18 |
lmao also mitch will renege on the deal and joe will not get his 2 temporary prosecutors
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 14:17 |
tenderjerk posted:Is there any dumber consumer good than fireworks https://www.asseenontvlive.com/product/eggies/
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2022 14:15 |
think you might be suffering from scromiting? take this simple two question quiz to find out for sure
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2022 17:02 |
RealityWarCriminal posted:Dave Brockie was killed by the government yeah well we're all gonna be killed by the government
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2022 20:35 |
agent poso is a dangerous man you don't want to cross, you can tell from how he tweets
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2022 20:37 |
lmao
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2022 21:07 |
aww they just deleted their tweet it was a couple of ladies holding an EMF meter to a lamp post and gasping in horror at the numbers looks like it was one of these which appear to be specifically manufactured for emf loonies
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2022 21:13 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:48 |
BUSH 2112 posted:lol i just had like a two hour political discussion with my boomer dad which is like the most we've ever talked about politics in my life that's actually encouraging to hear, good for you and your dad
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2022 21:18 |