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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

very normal sane country with good policies, not at all rapidly self destructing at every level of government

https://twitter.com/notrivia/status/1542688206621233152

baltimore has closed their pools because they can't pay lifeguards and you can't operate a pool without a lifeguard but kids are still sneaking in so the cops have to patrol the pools by helicopter to yell at the kids to get out of the pools so they don't drown

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


this guy is gonna "accidentally" kill his wife while cleaning his grill

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


the sneer of cold command

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Sir Tonk posted:

is this the real trump thread?

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1542867665915617280

love to go on tv and defend …

unjust orders?

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


neat how the cops would have let them force their way in if they hadn't been stopped by the pepper spray

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

rip to a real one

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1542716977831108609

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

tenderjerk posted:

I hope this dovetails beautifully with "teachers now allowed to carry guns"

the receptionist seemed to be reaching for something under her desk and the random intruder detection auditor feared for his life

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

tenderjerk posted:

I know "that's a rough [age]" gets tossed around too much but holy poo poo this is a rough 48

all the horse paste eaters in the thread are explaining that he had cancer (probably not from eating horse paste)

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


once again the us is leading the world by example (of what not to do)

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


lol it doesn't even show that blueberries are cheaper, just that there are more of them in the stores

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

thalweg posted:

A raccoon got in the run and killed one of my chickens at 430 in the morning, gently caress da world :mad:

ugh that sucks

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i'm glad steve apple is finally getting what he's owed

thank you joe

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i hope tump rescinds mccain's medal

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


a lot of folks who are not time travelers from the future are just figuring out that joe biden's plan in nominating an antiabortionist judge, even though there was no vacancy, was to get her seated once a vacancy opened up

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

titty_baby_ posted:

I do eat a lot of.blueberries, so this is good news

But I also switch to huckleberries when they're in season and they grow here and are free so maybe it doesn't matter

that's the way to go, always buy what's in season

for example, if rent is super high but color televisions are super cheap, you should buy color televisions instead of renting an apartment

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


this is very inefficient use of space, having them all in a single layer on the floor

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


lol

could have guessed from how they had to pretend the birth certificate says "Tucker"

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

RealityWarCriminal posted:

gas this thread. ill see you at the much nicer crazy cloud thread

https://twitter.com/TranslatedCats/status/1542689040591380481

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Lpzie posted:

gas this thread though. hella bad vibes from the start. gonna ruin the month for me.

https://twitter.com/TranslatedCats/status/1541738059212914690?cxt=HHwWhICwwZWmreUqAAAA

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


give it about five years

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019




lmao goddamn

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

biden is the new trump

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

lold at "mypillow.com/poso"

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


https://twitter.com/AntiNateSilver/status/1542857659925164032

lol

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

buddykins nobody has any idea what you're talking about

you need to find real friends instead of a politics thread on the somethingawful forums

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Buddykins posted:

Im drunk sorry

you should join plinkey's discord

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

buddykins we all know you're gonna post about loving your coworkers in the walk in cooler tomorrow, it's your gimmick, stfu

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Buddykins posted:

the owner sat me down and asked questions like "what was your toughest situation in your life" and "if you could have your personality as a car what would it be" and "if you invited 6 guests to dinner at the ritz, who would they be?"

it was six headless ghost riders that gave you hand jobs in the walk-in cooler wasn't it

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Haha, yeah, a fart race. Who will fart first

what if you farted while you were getting a cooler hand job

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Buddykins posted:

my mother dying slowly and taking her last breath in front of me, a 1972 cherry red camaro, and dostoyevsky, camus, bulgakov, hemingway, kurosawa, and kubrick. He loved all of them apparently


oof madone

no cooler hand job? what are you even doing with your life

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


lmao

also mitch will renege on the deal and joe will not get his 2 temporary prosecutors

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

tenderjerk posted:

Is there any dumber consumer good than fireworks

https://www.asseenontvlive.com/product/eggies/

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Dave Brockie was killed by the government

yeah well we're all gonna be killed by the government

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

agent poso is a dangerous man you don't want to cross, you can tell from how he tweets

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


lmao

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

aww they just deleted their tweet

it was a couple of ladies holding an EMF meter to a lamp post and gasping in horror at the numbers

looks like it was one of these which appear to be specifically manufactured for emf loonies

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

BUSH 2112 posted:

lol i just had like a two hour political discussion with my boomer dad which is like the most we've ever talked about politics in my life

honestly, i have to say that i'm in a fairly good mood afterwards, like he's still brain poisoned by right wing media, but i think i actually got through to him :unsmith:

that's actually encouraging to hear, good for you and your dad

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