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Only five pages by morning. weak
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 13:55 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:12 |
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triple sulk posted:i used to consistently make top 10-20 then the prez was no longer the prez and i fell off So you’ve outgrown this place is what you’re saying
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 14:05 |
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Zerg Mans posted:I keep getting ads for tactical baby gear for men who think it's gay to have children with their wives Good job, something about you has made the algorithms think you’re a prime target for these ads
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 14:06 |
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lol Canada has Little Brother syndrome so bad that they put their national day a few days ahead of ours.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 14:42 |
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 14:49 |
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all of America's Alpha Men have diabetes and can't run without breaking their femoral necks
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 15:03 |
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Hatebag posted:Yeah they run those things nonstop. They also have surveillance planes flying around with high-powered cameras taking photos of everyone outside all the time so that they can arrest them later. And every candidate for the government pledges to give the cops more money despite the cops being absolutely useless morons and police budgets not addressing the root causes of crime. One of the mayoral candidates had a plank that they were going to crack down on squeegee kids to address crime lmao One of the PA governor candidates, Bill McSwain, had a commercial where he gets in a helicopter and flies over Philadelphia and the part of the city where most of the black people live has "VIOLENT CRIME" superimposed over it. Anyway he was less insane than the guy who won the nomination, makes you think
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 15:41 |
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tacodaemon posted:this just happened a week ago Mein Gott!
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 15:45 |
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It's always the Corvette guys
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 16:03 |
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Corvette dudes: Bad and/or Sick guys!
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 16:08 |
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Zurtilik posted:No one left of center under 45 is going to vote ever again. It's gonna be a loving blow out. I will vote for John Fetterman to keep Oz out of the Senate and I'll vote for Josh Shapiro because Doug Mastriano is a nightmare scenario. I will never again vote for anyone at any level higher than state government, gently caress 'em. They made it clear that they don't want my vote.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 16:20 |
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Also give Steve Jobs a Purple Heart for shoving fruit up his rear end to cure cancer. an incredible self-wound
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 16:30 |
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wonder if all the guys running around twitter and reddit saying "THIS IS MISINFORMATION" are going to correct themselves.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 16:39 |
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- Sex is now for the rich only
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 16:53 |
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A common punishment on Saint-Domingue for slaves was to mutilate their genitals to "deny them what little pleasure God afforded them." The open shift away from "the life of the unborn child" to "sluts shouldn't gently caress" makes me think of that.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 16:55 |
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and since no one ever looks at anything past the root level tweet it'll stand forever. lmao
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 17:18 |
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Louisgod posted:imagine leaning into being okay with being called blue MAGA instead of leaning into a political ideology that has convictions. these shitheads are no better than nazis. Blue MAGA (making abortions go away)
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 17:27 |
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Dustcat posted:that's the way to go, always buy what's in season building a shack out of TCL flat panels
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 17:32 |
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tacodaemon posted:this woman in Edmonton says she ordered a trans themed birthday cake for her kid from a local shop owned by a husband and wife and the wife took the order and was excited to do it but when she went to pick up the cake the husband came out and called her a pedophile who doesn't deserve a cake etc One of my favorite things about the Canadian moral superiority complex is that left to their own devices they instantly adopt American-style brain damage with zero prompting.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 17:33 |
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Basebf555 posted:Yea I mean refusing to wear a mask is a dick move but I also doubt the mask would've made much of a difference when you're sitting next to a person in a small enclosed space for multiple hours. It's really not safe to fly yet no matter the circumstances. Also the part where everyone is unmasked stuffing their faces and getting drunk for three hours at the airport before getting on the plane
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 17:44 |
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tenderjerk posted:That forgiato blow rapper has a donald trump realdoll, it's been in at least one of his music videos He fucks the doll. There's no way he doesn't.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 17:45 |
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work is showing off their engagement metrics by various demographics and Gen X is now everyone born to 1984 and Millennials are 1984 and up. They really are just going to keep sliding the scale so Millennial means "young poor dumb person"
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 17:53 |
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 17:59 |
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more like Heroes of Ham
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 18:01 |
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 18:06 |
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Dr. VooDoo posted:I’m confused I thought Disney was already MAXIMUM WOKE and that’s why they stopped already watching or buying anything Disney? Seems they keep forgetting they’ve already done that. They stopped after the don’t say gay thing and the Buzz Lightyear kiss thing already so I guess they’re they’re super double not buying or watching Disney stuff I guess? They never stop consuming and none of these brands they're going to bankrupt has ever gone bankrupt. Back when the kneeling stuff was going on with the NFL you could find videos of dumbass boomers burning their player jerseys and buying another $200 jersey for a player who was 'respectful.' The NFL is still the most lucrative sports league in the world. They're just daddy's perfect little consumers and they cannot make sense of anything unless it's placed in a consumer context.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 18:13 |
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Foo Diddley posted:so you may remember when i sed i wuz gettin drunk today just got let out of work early, maybe Ill have a beer or two
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 18:13 |
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triple sulk posted:now that anime and comics and poo poo are normal ron howard voice: They are not normal
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 19:05 |
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triple sulk posted:turn on your monitor Exceedingly rude
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 19:10 |
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cheez-its have a long history in traditional Mexican cuisine
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 19:20 |
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Dustcat posted:biden is the new trump his handlers won't let him be that funny Biden threatening to fight a factory worker on the campaign trail was the pinnacle, it's all been downhill ever since.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 19:23 |
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AxGrap posted:SHES 16! There’s a song from the golden age of rock about that https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You're_Sixteen Coincidentally my mom married my dad when she was sixteen and it ruined her life and
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 00:30 |
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Consummate Professional posted:drat hell yeah I had to spend $5700 last year to get AC installed, it sucked
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 03:05 |
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this 4th of july weekend, Charlie Kirk needs to declare independence from the extra 8 lbs of alcoholic fat on his face
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 03:07 |
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Buddykins posted:I dont think i've ever had an owner tell me he "thinks i'm a player" and that if he hires me and rolls the dice he doesnt want me messing around with any coworkers you need to get the gently caress out of the hospitality industry
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 03:10 |
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Buddykins posted:help me i will do absolutely anything else i just dont know what that'd pay as much or be as easy Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in!
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 03:12 |
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RealityWarCriminal posted:you can get a 100k computer job in a decent midwest city no problemo you'd have to go to an east coast city like Pittsburgh but everything else in this post is correct
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 03:12 |
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Buddykins posted:the owner sat me down and asked questions like "what was your toughest situation in your life" and "if you could have your personality as a car what would it be" and "if you invited 6 guests to dinner at the ritz, who would they be?" this is literally more than I've ever had to do in any job interview ever my last job interview was ten minutes on the phone, I didn't even have to go in person
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 03:13 |
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Plinkey posted:noted east coast city close to the ocean: Pittsburgh Correct, a short drive to Atlantic port city Philadelphia
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 03:14 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:12 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:youre in the mid west The Census Bureau disagrees, sorry, stay salty
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