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platzapS posted:i'm ok with infanticide. you are a person when u are smarter than a dog turn on your monitor
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Mama Mia!
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maybe it was a state trooper?
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Jul 2, 2022 20:26
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Space Jam posted:i seem to remember a goon story from long ago where someone farted on their neighbors newborn baby as a joke and never being invited over again my kids would think it's hilarious but i still ask you not to fart on them
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BAE OF PIGS posted:https://twitter.com/SocDoneLeft/status/1542971806042169344?t=hgBY9Ut8F0SoKbxfaN_-TA&s=19 ...yes?
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ya know what...im gonna steal this one
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Thoatse posted:nite crew is a mess! there's no way this is what i think it is right? movie popcorn butter
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Jul 4, 2022 12:35
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CODChimera posted:imagine when trump wins in 2024 and people return to the thread and they ask questions like what happened to cumshitter and you have to try to explain what happened president trump, pardon cumshitter!
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Dustcat posted:if the only description they've got is "he's got a big yellow backpack" i can think of at least one way he can easily disguise himself need a good guy who can 360 no scope
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Jul 4, 2022 19:33
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maybe 23 this month and that number is only so low cause schools are closed
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Jul 4, 2022 19:34
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tbf that is the most american form of freedom
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Red Baron posted:“my DNA is USA” pointing to the guy in the crowd that took such massive dumps he had to flush the toilet several times remember sailor covfefe at 7 its marginal right? if anyone needs the services of a lawyer i dont recommend Michael Cohen calling Jeb low energy lil' marco tossing the water bottle after doing the marco rubio impression tossing paper towels into the crowd in Puerto Rico asking a black reporter if she knew the congressional black caucus, are they friends of yours? tip toeing down a ramp with a very low incline posing with the big mac buffet in the white house posing with the goya beans, edit: had to include the best taco bowls are from trump tower literally all these are off the top of my head The Nastier Nate has issued a correction as of 16:00 on Jul 5, 2022 |
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Jul 5, 2022 15:57
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Arizona, Georgia, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania will never go blue on a presidential election ever again unless something massive happens wrt voting rights (and it won't). Arizona and Georgia are trending blue, but are in no way a guarantee win. It just means they are within reach of a democrat candidate that isnt total poo poo PA and Wisconsin I think are the opposite. Trending red but still very winnable for....once again...a candidate that isn't poo poo
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petit choux posted:Okay, so what about if all the candidates are poo poo? How we lookin'? great.
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Jul 5, 2022 16:43
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Joe Rogan more progressive than Saturday Night Live
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Jul 5, 2022 22:12
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AxGrap posted:https://twitter.com/BrainLoading/status/1255921872073560071?s=20&t=X_v83V32KFE7JeSj5YEVSw hey didn't the secret service interview Lowtax a few times for threats way less vague then this one?
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Jul 5, 2022 22:14
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but he loves to travel and dogs!
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Jul 5, 2022 22:28
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Chuds loving love DeSantis. He could eat a live baby on tv In the Magic Kingdom and he’d still get 90% of the vote in a primary.
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emfive posted:man one of the weirder threads of my life memories is joining SA originally in 2001 and then still being here when Lowtax died, I mean, that's weird sort-of. It's like something from a mediocre novel. jfc i've been on this dying comedy forum for 43% of my life. here's to another 17 years raise a glass of piss for a toast gents
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Jul 8, 2022 04:22
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if i bought a book by Trump and it wasnt just a list of his petty grievances i'd be sorely disappointed. I don't want to read 250 pages of bullshit ghostwritten by a "serious" conservative policy wonk
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CODChimera posted:Holy loving poo poo this is a big deal. Despite having officially resigned in 2020 Abe was still one of the most influential and powerful people in the country, if not the most powerful. counterpoint: lol nothing matters
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Jul 8, 2022 12:05
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proud tradition of serious journalists figuring out what goons have known for 5 years now
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Jul 8, 2022 12:06
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:https://twitter.com/chinchillazllla/status/1545202948975763463?s=21&t=1ClZ4Th8mezwHLpQ0Rj2zQ king.
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Glumwheels posted:Morton is an upscale steak house for pretentious trash like beer chudge. It’s expensive chain dining for people who don’t know better and think they’re too good for Olive Garden but are too basic for Michelin star restaurants. I've been to Morton's in King of Prussia once, the steak was good but not amazing. If I was paying for the meal though I'd have been pissed.
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Jul 8, 2022 13:53
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neutral milf hotel posted:lol all these j6 chuds wanted to document their revolution for posterity Roger Stone and the Steel leaders is the name of my ska band
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Salt Fish posted:The stephan colbert show character Conan O Brien / the masturbating bear ticket
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Jul 9, 2022 15:35
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petit choux posted:As I recall, they performed deadly medical experiments on American POWs and in a few documented instances their leaders ate the flesh of Americans they defeated in battle. Totally cool stuff. I mean…that’s not great but I’m not gonna pretend like we didn’t have it coming
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Jul 9, 2022 15:39
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19 o'clock posted:am i allowed to eat kroger sushi before 9am? its the freshest its going to be for the day so yolo
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petit choux posted:If I were the CHUD force I'd let her have it. No brainer. Like what is the state gonna do? Hire lawyers to fight pregnant women from having 9 months in the car pool lane? What a pyrrhic victory
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Jul 9, 2022 17:56
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he looks like poo poo
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Jul 10, 2022 02:30
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Louisgod posted:why do people always say girls instead of women, it's gross. i probably did it all the time in my 20s but im 39 now with a daughter so ummm, yea dont say girls
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Jul 10, 2022 03:22
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Schmoe Cwead posted:https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1545935435112894465 Saw Maverick a couple weeks ago, Tom Cruise has still got it!
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BAE OF PIGS posted:I hate this loving country. Weird how chuds can comprehend the concept of bringing in foreign workers to undercut American’s wages…but won’t apply the same logic to prison labor.
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I’m no upscale businesswoman but I wouldn’t name my signature brand something that rhymes with poop
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neutral milf hotel posted:give Texas back to the Mexicans or to whichever indigenous folks have the best claim to the land Maybe all the states to be safe
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petit choux posted:I probably said this before but there used to be stand up urinals for ladies. In the 90s I used to use the bathrooms in the DOJ and Commerce now and then and a couple of the men's rooms were converted lady's rooms with those. They're like a vase for 500-1000 really long stemmed roses. i thought the 90s were supposed to bring us unisex bathrooms did ally mcbeal lie to me?
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am i having a stroke?
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Dustcat posted:i'm glad the democrats are making trump mad but they should also consider locking him up before he gets re-elected and puts them all in an ice detention camp i may not be a fancy big city lawyer but if donald trump has ever done business in your jurisdiction, if you work for the district attorney or AG's office - you can find a reason to lock him up
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:He's right no one can say Donald John President didn't accurately represent the United States on the world stage
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