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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Holy mcgoly that's a loving nightmare crash. Also :stare: that leading into 1955 three of six Le Mans had driver deaths

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Cugel the Clever posted:

gently caress, imagine an online politics board filled with nihilistic political memes where posters keep boosting one anothers' disconnection from reality and glorifying absolutely toxic mindsets. I'm glad nothing on SA fits that description.

I gave a really guilty internal lol at the Budd Dwyer joke so the Isotoner fits

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Eh still mostly standing. 3/10

E: I know they tore the rest down

Soul Dentist fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Jul 7, 2022

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

End of tweet

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
The Delaware Court of Chancery has to be home to the absolute worst snake pit of laws and lawyers in the whole world

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
We should turn it into a gacha loot box thing where there are rare "shiny" vaccines that are only cosmetically different but most of the time you get jabbed it's just a placebo. Catch gen z and boomer game whales at the same time

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Huh. I didn't have "Biden finishes the Trump wall" on my bingo card but here we are and I can't say I'm really surprised

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
That's way better than the icky One Prison Joke I thought they were making

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

I was already about to ask if you were going to call Sears when you followed up. You'll call now!

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
That hero was baked well done am I doing this right

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Anything that doesn't have coast is the Midwest, sorry

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Platystemon posted:

But is Pennsylvania Midwest?

Nope due to coast. Tennessee is Midwest and gets huge Midwest points for somebody thinking that creek access or the the ol Mississip' counts as coast. Gulf coast is all the south and that's what makes it the south rather than the east or west. Union states are divided into the Midwest or "good oysters". Confederate states are divided into Midwest or "produces oil" (aka "bad oysters"). Great lakes extremely don't count as coast. Appalachia and the Great Plains are squares to the Midwest rectangle. Florida is a bad oyster southern state which is why it's so ratchet. Louisiana doesn't count as coastal because without the Army Corps of Engineers it would be a sand bar full of (you guessed it) bad oysters leading all the way to the Yucatan

P.S. Maine has worse mosquitoes than the northern Midwestern states (yes, Wisconsin Michigan and Minnesota i mean you) and also black flies.

P.P.S. Kansas City and Kansas City should be forced to conjoin and then secede to Mexico, making the Chiefs the first Mexican NFL team while the Raiders should be forced to play on top of the Hoover Dam and regulate water flow back to northern CA.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Thwomp posted:

Great Plaines with West Coast characteristics.


Kentucky is in a similar spot, Great Lakes with Southern characteristics.

I live in Kentucky and it's the Midwest, sorry. To get to the nearest Great Lake you drive through (ugh) Ohio which is also the Midwest.

If assholes flying the stars and bars makes something southern then Maine and every other state is southern

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I live in the transition part that is the most Midwestern. Western Kentucky is more southern (its own barbecue style!) And Eastern is definitely Appalachia. As a whole it averages out. For an interesting read that i don't agree with the conclusion of, check out How Kentucky Became Southern

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Yeah there's no other way to help poverty except for "trickle-up" economics starting with literal children doing the work. Thank god Alabama lets em get married early too because how are you going to live a full life with no social programming and high mortality. Maybe I'd be interested in letting kids work in certain situations if there was any safety measures that let tweens cut sheet metal safely.

P.s. i started working when I was thirteen and got a full time job when I turned fourteen. Absolutely nothing good came of this, and a poo poo ton of bad things

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Spoggerific posted:

If we get rid of the Italian satellites, how am I going to tune in to Italian senate hearings?

There are other ways to find porn, they just aren't as easy

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I've seen the headline like a dozen times now and every. single. time i thought it said "cheese robot"

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I left New York with a Parks pass in like 2012 with a plan to camp my way across the United States. Then that government shutdown happened and I had to hobo camp and dodge state park rangers and do odd jobs for gas and cigarettes until I ended up on a friends couch in Kentucky. I've been here since and got married and bought a house and learned a trade and didn't have to live in California, so the National Parks have always treated me right in the long run

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
But like seriously it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. Having a complete lack of faith in politicians ain't white noise.

Also have you been here before? Lol

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Even more insane than the conditions humans inside will be subjected to are the environmental ones an impermeable barrier that large will cause. Can't wait for even just simple erosion to bury one side entirely in dead desert sand

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Current event: I just learned about Yamibuy, a website just to buy east Asian grocery items and snacks and immediately dropped like eighty bucks:



Highlights include hawthorne fruit leather, hickory flavored sunflower seeds, Korean fried chicken flavored pea crisps, and honey butter Lay's chips that taste like a Texas Roadhouse dinner roll. Also this cartoon on the back of a bag of barbecue corn snacks:



Which reminded me of this thread

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Lots of posters showing their rear end itt so to speak

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