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A while back, there was a big bit about Eric Adams (NY Mayor) being the future of the Democratic Party. I didn't really get it, but now I do. He doesn't actually do loving anything! https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1542820773315973123 quote:On June 27, the same day Adams said his response to a citywide lifeguard shortage would be a public-awareness campaign about drowning, the Post published an interview in which he boasted about a new system he had devised for the police to track homeless encampments. It’s a shared Google doc. also I will laugh every time I see "fingat" used
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Watch: Georgia sheriff and city sergeant threaten to arrest each other https://twitter.com/BrendanKeefe/status/1542947231728373760 quote:The Towns County Sheriff’s Office and the Hiawassee Police Department have been in an ongoing dispute over Hiawassee officers pursuing violators and suspects outside the city limits. Hiawassee is a city in Towns County, on Lake Chatuge near the North Carolina border. putting the dick in jurisdiction
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Not really finding out how the hell this happened over in Battle Creek, MI as there has been nothing worse than a minor thunderstorm here: https://twitter.com/WillWWMT/status/1543319607787790336 every now and then, videogame physics doesn't seem that far out
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Jul 3, 2022 00:39
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Everyone's ok! https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd/status/1543603146395508736?t=BQWYZZdA0npF3EdeccKyFA&s=19 https://twitter.com/Benfthomas_10/status/1543603612382896129?t=KTAx_Km_HEVaEhG55D0DeQ&s=19 https://twitter.com/lgbtqfc/status/1543604117876006912?t=ohUA1QalgH-3pkFH41RDJA&s=19. Drivers have a love/hate relationship with that halo device that goes around the open cockpit, but it just saved a driver's head from becoming hamburger, plus the stands' safety fence saved gently caress knows how many.
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Flikken posted:Indycar had to reintroduce gasoline into the fuel so that it was visible when the car was on fire. Rather than link some of the "invisible fire" videos throughout racing history, here's an example: https://youtu.be/1ZEEuCHdWFA The Ricky Bobby gag isn't far from the truth, it looks like people are under attack by a swarm of invisible bees.
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Jul 3, 2022 18:45
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Rather than link the videos of people running at the parade: https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1544003651378757633?t=VsJYShWj8skDaAfpFjjZ3g&s=19 https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1544001511864295424?t=Ath0LTe27-fKkgD4ymDKGg&s=19 He still won by 20!
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Jul 4, 2022 18:08
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M_Gargantua posted:Expose Mithfield Deathstar? It's apparently a Smithfield Foods pork processor protestor. Not finding anything about a Death Star! Also the parade shooting was premeditated and the dude left the gun behind: https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1544018331325591553
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Jul 4, 2022 19:24
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I'm going to post the dude's picture because 1) whoa, 2) apparently he had a school shooting music video up on youtube for a year (40K views), and 3) cops want to find him https://twitter.com/anthonyponceTV/status/1544081008626176000 https://twitter.com/AmandaVinicky/status/1544078058264698881 also y'all know extremist poo poo better than I do, who the gently caress's in the picture at the lower-left  dude's father ran against the mayor and lost, among other weird poo poo facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jul 4, 2022 |
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Jul 4, 2022 23:34
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:What's that rune there? The logo thingy appears to be his own creation, as he's on youtube and other weird poo poo as "Awake the Rapper" and there's a wikitubia page on him. Really weird poo poo.
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One more white mass shooter that ended up getting arrested instead of killed. https://twitter.com/victorjacobo_/status/1544103552129409024
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Jul 5, 2022 00:43
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Looking like he gave up in a... traffic stop?!? https://twitter.com/TreWardTV/status/1544107721653379073 probably only had the one gun
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Jul 5, 2022 01:09
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https://twitter.com/Hardporecorn69/status/1544104354302504961 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/chicago-shooting-person-interest-left-online-trail-violent-imagery-rcna36628 quote:Crimo had his own Discord server, where fans and people who knew him would chat. The community featured a politics board filled with nihilistic political memes. The most recent post before the shooting, which was posted in March, was a picture of Budd Dwyer, the Pennsylvania state treasurer who shot and killed himself on live television, along with the caption “I wish politicians still gave speeches like this.” There is a LOT going on here and none of it is particularly good! Whole lot of internet leaking throughout this whole thing (and note the anime sticker in the likely non-working toyota)!
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Jul 5, 2022 01:29
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Kazinsal posted:the other day c-spam was praising marjorie taylor greene for her hardline stance on ukraine and were preemptively making "mtg was right" gang tags they should all be bludgeoned over the head with a horseshoe
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Jul 5, 2022 01:49
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Do I dare ask what mtgs stance is Kazinsal posted:"pull out of nato and let https://twitter.com/KareemRifai/status/1543626117222899714 There's an argument to be made that while America/NATO supplying Ukraine is moral, there's a lot of danger that America/NATO is trying to do another Vietnamese Proxy War that doesn't help anyone. I think that kind of argument is defused by America pulling every goddamn lever to say "hey, the Russians are going to invade, we don't loving want it, we're pubbing the intel now" all throughout the pre-war phase, while Russia has clearly been the aggressor throughout. But there's not much point in a rational argument about it, because MTG/GG et al are just going America Bad [BLANK] Good. And it's always weird how the [BLANK] ends up always being Russia because of Hunter Biden, Snowden, Assange, [BLANK]!
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Jul 5, 2022 02:11
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In Orlando, someone tossed some firecrackers behind a bunch of people watching the fireworks show, so it set off a panic from a mass shooter that didn't exist. In Philly, two cops got shot (one grazed) at some 4th celebration thing and that's still ongoing: https://twitter.com/DaveBondyTV/status/1544144884973592577 Also when I tried to search "Philly" on twitter to get more information, I got gay porn, so ymmv.
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Jul 5, 2022 03:40
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It's really something that this is the best footage I've seen of a news event in quite a long time, to the extent I thought it was a CGI or movie thing, and instead it's just Philly footage. https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1544154007379247104?t=_TsVTLo4oTZYjlaSknA4cg&s=19
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Jul 5, 2022 04:05
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Nah, gently caress that. To borrow a catchphrase from 20 years ago, don’t let the terrorists win. Statistically speaking the odds of you getting caught in an active shooter incident are astronomically low. I get that everyone’s nerves are fried from the past however many years of what the gently caress ever it is we’re living through, but there’s still a lot of good in the world and happy memories to be made. Go out and make them and gently caress anyone who’d try to take that chance from us. Correct. Also, check out what Philly PD is trying to make us believe from that shooting last night: https://twitter.com/SharifaJackson/status/1544167574837100544?t=t_xlEtYz8aUjrA8NlVqkGA&s=19 https://twitter.com/6abcDan/status/1544175887771467776?t=RzaMB4CFKFBwmkSrlTFdyg&s=19 It's not enough to tell the truth that "cops got ambushed, didn't hear the shots, and everyone got loving lucky", it's instead time to print unconfirmed police union copaganda that police hats are like bullet dreamcatchers
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Jul 5, 2022 11:58
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Update: it wasn't enough to just have a Magic Bullet https://twitter.com/JoeHoldenCBS3/status/1544166990734139392?t=4S8cqx1IxuzuJnVthoBkCA&s=19 One of the few times I've enjoyed the Twitter replies
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That Works posted:I know full well that this is not a "Good thing" but the 12 year old part of my brain is watching the opening 30s just going "holy poo poo this rules" loving hell that looks like a Saints Row 3/4 / Red Faction Guerrilla joyride Also, serious, no-bullshit subpoenas are flying in the Georgia election grand jury - all of the Donnie usuals, plus Senator Graham https://twitter.com/TamarHallerman/status/1544369535205113856?t=xTWzVIA4t1zOb1XLakMZsw&s=19
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https://twitter.com/AmandaVinicky/status/1544420677096460289?t=1DXdFqnT73wmVoz-yC3UeA&s=19 Pretty clear that all the locals, mental health folks, family members, and staties didn't have a loving clue about what purestrain, distilled internet with a dash of 4chan and the 2nd amendment can do to someone like Bobby Crimes. They took his steel NOW EVERYONE MUST DIE [epic le meme] etc Edit: like any internet-knower can basically tell you that this is loving bad news when taken even close to collectively and it's time to drop whatever hammer you have in close proximity: https://twitter.com/BrianEntin/status/1544431454536564741?t=jDLENwNyY3uhVS5Ptv3J2A&s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Jul 5, 2022 |
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Gun culture means sponsoring your son for guns three months after he threatens to kill a member / members of your family and gets his knives/sword confiscated: https://twitter.com/monicaeng/status/1544464578909708289 Edit: And what drives me nuts about Democratic Leadership right now is that they're not driving home what to do to fight back (it's a lot of vote harder). Like "Hey, qualify for as many ballot initiatives as you can with the time allotted, and if not, your next chances are x y z if we've lost your faith." So Michigan has a bunch of progressive-friendly ballot initiatives that you need to collect 425K signatures to get on the 2022 General ballot for. I signed the batches like ~3 months ago picking up prescriptions and one's to codify Roe in the state constitution. And so, a few weeks after Roe died: https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1544484488247447553 And that's how you loving fight back *and* make sure you're avoiding an on-alert elections commission wary about fraudulent signature sheets. Tell people what to do! They're angry and they'll do it! facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Jul 6, 2022 |
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Best 4th of July fireworks video that I've seen in 10 years: https://twitter.com/new_orleansjazz/status/1544490105636671488?t=nc6ruL8WVp38OlzweNTq0g&s=19 you gotta put it in the chute And from 10 years ago (warning: loud) https://youtu.be/ndVhgq1yHdA
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Police chase livestream as of 1:10 PM EST [Edit: now done]: https://www.wsoctv.com/video/live-stream/wsoc-breaking-news/502e439d-b83b-428f-9d20-118c20e4597d/ / https://www.wsoctv.com/video/ Charlotte area, guy in a white pickup truck pulled over, stole a running tan sedan, crashed it, then carjacked a blue SUV. Station is cutting in/out to avoid showing the good stuff. Edit: LOCKERUP facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Jul 6, 2022 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Wow thanks for that - that was loving insane. So... apparently some rando non-police truck road raged after the guy and hosed up his own truck? This was apparently dude's stolen car #4 and he finally wrecked it into someone else, right in front of cops, and that was that.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Yeah vigilante truck was nuts. So this dude: - runs from cops in a truck - steals an uber eats driver's car in a parking lot, TV station interviews her - wrecks the car going the wrong way, runs around on foot, steals SUV of person that got out but didn't turn off car - pisses off the grey pickup truck dude, who backs off and/or wrecks - T-bones a truck in an intersection right in front of a cop and gives up
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Jul 6, 2022 18:40
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..... probably not an ideal time for this one to happen https://twitter.com/BarakRavid/status/1544748398154219520?t=9uZi4qd7VgnS5ZyXROYVrA&s=19
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or... not? https://twitter.com/haynesdeborah/status/1544767154721099779 LongDarkNight posted:Late to insurance chat but that's my job, I investigate and handle auto claims. It's both hilarious and scary how many industries and government institutions are now goon-infested.
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I have a vague-ish understanding of how a parliamentary system melts down when a PM outright refuses to see the writing on the wall, but this appears to be the proper frame: https://twitter.com/scottygb/status/1544755958072614914
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:he hired a dude knowing said dude had a history of formal complaints of the groping nature against him, lied to everyone about it and sent his ministers out to defend him on false pretences https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/1544719063192059909 https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/05/world/europe/chris-pincher-boris-johnson.html https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1544795598838272007 Levelling Up
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Platystemon posted:The Daily Mail ran this headline: The Sun: https://twitter.com/BBCHelena/status/1544799194032087040?t=1iaWXVUm3pZbYsUI5uWBMw&s=19
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https://twitter.com/SollenbergerRC/status/1545055876456669186?t=7umtUpev1wx0mX1NjWVI1g&s=19 His own campaign busted him on one secret kid, which he lied about, then another secret kid came up through the media. Herschel Walker really is just trying to Elon himself into a Senate seat because Donnie liked that he was good at football! And his campaign is leaking like crazy because they're pissed about it  quote:“A campaign’s worst nightmare,” the source said. “It’s like a shitshow on a train in the middle of a wreck.” and real hoopers know https://twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1544984519157104640?t=Ihif9QwmkP0I_d2ST4IcgQ&s=19 https://twitter.com/pblest/status/1545024536885731328?t=-p8Rpj1V_vYOqYybfniVCA&s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Jul 7, 2022 |
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Handsome Ralph posted:Seeing Japanese Twitter say Shinzo Abe was shot Regular Twitter too, shot from behind on a campaign stop https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1545241894984323072?t=f654PIfPPPRIU2-fCV49kw&s=19 https://twitter.com/myhlee/status/1545243955360452608?t=8kESsutXUL-eSZecq2g_Vw&s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Jul 8, 2022 |
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The #1 thing most probably remember Abe for in America: https://youtu.be/l-8zQC-9Iok
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what a fuckin idiot https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1545522626478620675 Someone's gonna be paying billions of dollars and the only winner will be the lawyers
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fknlo posted:Uh, can't he not actually do this? CommieGIR posted:Yeah, Twitter has enough cause to ream him in court, it may take years and only benefit the lawyers, but what do we care, it'll be funny. https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1545537973990543360 Here's an actual lawsplainer thread, which more or less adds up to "lol" https://twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/status/1545521987526746112 quote:That says twitter can withhold information so long as, in the Company's "reasonable judgment" the information could harm Twitter if the deal isn't done. Everyone involved deserves each other 
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Terrifying Effigies posted:Sri Lanka's effectively had a non-functional government for the past few months - the country is out of money, food, and fuel, their prime minister resigned back in May when protesters burnt down a bunch of politicians' homes, and the president has been trying to use his remaining supporters and military loyalists to crack down on the population even though they're grossly outnumbered at this point. This article is crowed by the hard-right of America, but it does have a lot of interesting tidbits that's a contributor to all this: https://foreignpolicy.com/2022/03/05/sri-lanka-organic-farming-crisis/ The government apparently tried to pitch itself to the Davos Elites (think like pitching WE ARE A BITCOIN NATION) by completely abandoning regular farming and mandating 100% organic farming. It was partly to go all green/the Davos pitch, and partly to save the currency as they were going broke. Then whoopsiedoodles, the country wasn't ready for it, agricultural yields plummeted, and now the country added starvation to their problems! It's not great!
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Texas: Well, our grid is set up to deal with the Texas heat, you can't possibly blame us for dealing with massive winter colds! Also Texas: https://twitter.com/PhilJankowski/status/1546320921312600064
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