Return of the bro zone: pissing myself and getting paid

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Fortaleza: Feb 21, 2008

'sup bros

# ? Jul 12, 2022 21:47

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# ? May 9, 2024 19:44

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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whats the best steroids for some sweet pecs

how can i look like Kumail Nanjiani in a span of 3 months like he did

# ? Jul 12, 2022 22:18

NeatHeteroDude: Jan 15, 2017

Xaris posted:

whats the best steroids for some sweet pecs

how can i look like Kumail Nanjiani in a span of 3 months like he did

he's taking a lot of steroids! make sure you take a lot

Xaris posted:

same, care to lend a dude a hand? i've got some plumbing that i can't seem to fix

I can hold a bucket under the pipe if you need it! don't know how to use a wrench! ha ha, sorry brother!

mark immune posted:

dudes together strong

# ? Jul 12, 2022 22:27

Fortaleza: Feb 21, 2008

Xaris posted:

whats the best steroids for some sweet pecs

how can i look like Kumail Nanjiani in a span of 3 months like he did

A little thing called discipline. Discipline and Trenbolone

# ? Jul 12, 2022 22:34

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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NeatHeteroDude posted:

I can hold a bucket under the pipe if you need it! don't know how to use a wrench! ha ha, sorry brother!

i'm real good at wrenching but i cant reach around the pipe to get to the blockage by just myself, it's a two-manjob

# ? Jul 12, 2022 22:50

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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Xaris posted:

whats the best steroids for some sweet pecs

how can i look like Kumail Nanjiani in a span of 3 months like he did

creatine is so powerful it increased Barry Bonds' helmet size

# ? Jul 12, 2022 23:05

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

we just had our third kid and it's finally a boy this time so i've gotta start spending a lot more time in dudes-only spaces to model correct bro behavior

# ? Jul 12, 2022 23:42

Noob Saibot: Jan 29, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

NeatHeteroDude posted:

he's taking a lot of steroids! make sure you take a lot

Kumail is natty

# ? Jul 12, 2022 23:49

Fortaleza: Feb 21, 2008

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

we just had our third kid and it's finally a boy this time so i've gotta start spending a lot more time in dudes-only spaces to model correct bro behavior

congrats bro

Bros begetting bros

# ? Jul 13, 2022 00:21

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

we just had our third kid and it's finally a boy this time so i've gotta start spending a lot more time in dudes-only spaces to model correct bro behavior

hell yeah dude

your only mistake was having two daughters first, all that estrogen ain't good for the gains bro. we have had three boys no girls since my T is strong.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 00:23

Dr. Killjoy: Oct 9, 2012

hoverbro rising...

# ? Jul 13, 2022 00:25

A Buffer Gay Dude: Oct 25, 2020

AnimeIsTrash posted:

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stanning a king

# ? Jul 13, 2022 01:00

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Dang that is a lazy lynch mob. Bro had time to have 7 kids before they showed up to his place.

Filthy Hans posted:

creatine is so powerful it increased Barry Bonds' helmet size

Sounds better than steroids, I heard they make your helmet and shaft smaller.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 01:31

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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what's peak bro

i think this might be the manliest bro to ever bro

# ? Jul 13, 2022 04:49

Archduke Frantz Fanon: Sep 7, 2004

who has a better stance on bros just chillin and jerking each other off mao or lenin

# ? Jul 13, 2022 04:51

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

who has a better stance on bros just chillin and jerking each other off mao or lenin

lenin for sure

mao was an incel bro. which respect to my incel bros 'cuz that means more rear end for me.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 04:53

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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should i buy mack weldon underwear?

# ? Jul 13, 2022 04:55

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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also does anyone else use a MANSCAPER(tm)?

my balls are gettung a little funky from all the creatine

# ? Jul 13, 2022 04:55

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

# ? Jul 13, 2022 04:57

A Buffer Gay Dude: Oct 25, 2020

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# ? Jul 13, 2022 06:08

staticman: Sep 12, 2008; Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao

shut up and drink your 100 proof 7up ffs

# ? Jul 13, 2022 06:09

Southpaugh: May 26, 2007; Smokey Bacon

sometimes i just wanna bro out with my bros you know what i mean

# ? Jul 13, 2022 20:39

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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hey dudes I went to grab some brewskis yesterday but they were all out, so I got some whiteclaw instead. does whiteclaw
make you gay???

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:06

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

i say swears online posted:

tr sporting the fat kid in tanktop swimwear style

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:07

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Xaris posted:

hey dudes I went to grab some brewskis yesterday but they were all out, so I got some whiteclaw instead. does whiteclaw
make you gay???

not necessarily but it's worth a shot at least

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:09

A Buffer Gay Dude: Oct 25, 2020

Xaris posted:

hey dudes I went to grab some brewskis yesterday but they were all out, so I got some whiteclaw instead. does whiteclaw
make you gay???

please report back, I�d love to know if it works

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:13

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

Xaris posted:

hey dudes I went to grab some brewskis yesterday but they were all out, so I got some whiteclaw instead. does whiteclaw
make you gay???

dudes love whiteclaw

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:14

a few DRUNK BONERS: Mar 25, 2016

It's only gay if it goes in your butt hole

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:14

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

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two worlds just became loving epic

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:23

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

*loving my rear end until my guts fall out onto the shower floor* NOOOGRAH! FEAR THE URUK HAI! FOR AUIR!!!

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:25

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Smythe posted:

*loving my rear end until my guts fall out onto the shower floor* NOOOGRAH! FEAR THE URUK HAI! FOR AUIR!!!

you take a shower???? showering is pretty gay dude. your washing out and wasting precious pheromones

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:27

Sick! Thats DOPE: Aug 1, 2008; Oh sick man thats sick

Fortaleza posted:

A little thing called discipline. Discipline and Trenbolone

bologne?? Dont mind if i do!

# ? Jul 13, 2022 22:18

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Xaris posted:

also does anyone else use a MANSCAPER(tm)?

my balls are gettung a little funky from all the creatine

i use gold bond body powder (men's branded of course) to absorb the sweat from, and cleanse, my balls

# ? Jul 13, 2022 22:28

Car Hater: May 7, 2007; wolf. bike.
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Justin Tyme posted:

tr sporting the fat kid in tanktop swimwear style

TR beating your rear end for not putting respect on the name or his brotacular proportions

E; or for being the wrong color

Or any sort of game animal

# ? Jul 13, 2022 22:59

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

Women hold up half the sky, more like women nag the other half of the sky. 😂

# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:00

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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AnimeIsTrash posted:

Women hold up half the sky, more like women nag the other half of the sky. 😂

sky lar is a bitch 😜😜😝

# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:14

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde