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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Megamissen posted:

i would be way too scared to film a playing bull up close like that

i would get even closer

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

lobster shirt posted:

i would get even closer

prove it

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

AnimeIsTrash posted:

no one asked

close the thread, it became un-bro like again

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
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hey guys just popping in to say im too scared to play with my own pets

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
hey are there any pussies in here who wouldnt film that close to a playing bull?

Necrobama
Aug 4, 2006

by the sex ghost
Just lol if you're not the bull

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Necrobama posted:

Just lol if you're not the bull

better to be the bull than the cuck, to be sure

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
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lobster shirt posted:

better to be the bull than the cuck, to be sure

they teach you that first week of farm school

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
if you are experienced handling domesticated livestock and pack animals, you are probably safe to be around one of your domesticated livestock or pack animals, even when it is frolicking with a ball. if you aren't familiar with the animal or that kind of animal in general, you probably aren't as safe

steer and even bulls aren't just automatically territorial or aggressive cartoon style. that one is pretty obviously not. they aren't horses or pet wild animals that flip out randomly with much frequency. they are about as dog-like as animals get.

it'd be worth it on the off chance you got smooshed anyway. just look at that guy.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I think the scary thing isn't that it will bull out on you but that accidentally knocking you with its skull as it's cavorting around would at best put you on your rear end

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
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shivering and shuddering at the thought of getting knocked down

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
what if you fall into dirt though and get dirt on you and someone's filming it and you go viral as the dirt man

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

croup coughfield posted:

shivering and shuddering at the thought of getting knocked down

Ahh! Spooky!

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

indigi posted:

I think the scary thing isn't that it will bull out on you but that accidentally knocking you with its skull as it's cavorting around would at best put you on your rear end

nah they're extremely graceful. you're thinking of horses. horses actually will do that.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Having worked in a stable for exactly two days I can honestly say gently caress horses.

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
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horses are fine you just cant be a goon around them

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I've only been around horses that were too old to do much of anything but chill and darn it that's exactly what they did

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

AnimeIsTrash posted:

no one asked

bro,

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

poor goon, thought of horses and cried

POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

gently caress horses. if you're a horse then gently caress you

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
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redneck nazgul posted:

poor goon, thought of horses and cried

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

POWELL CURES KIDS posted:

gently caress horses. if you're a horse then gently caress you

I have it in good authority that nothing is better for the inside of a man...

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Cpt_Obvious posted:

Having worked in a stable for exactly two days I can honestly say gently caress horses.

its an honor to post with you mr pence

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

this thread wants to hug and kiss horses

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

croup coughfield posted:

horses are fine you just cant be a goon around them

you can't let a goon around them, more like. also i'm just being hyperbolic. i've had a few horse friends and they were chill. i fell off a horse once, but that was entirely my fault for not knowing how to ride very well. it is just funny to think of them as dangerously prone to freaking out at the thought of a fly.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/chuangcn/status/1652365647014162442?cxt=HHwWlMCz1aTzsO4tAAAA

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Turtle Sandbox posted:

I have it in good authority that nothing is better for the inside of a man...

...or woman

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Neigh time is over.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

they're right

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
thread sucks now. lost the plot. this iteration was never any good really. gas. it is decided.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

we hsould bring back the vibes by killing smythe

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Smythe posted:

thread sucks now. lost the plot. this iteration was never any good really. gas. it is decided.

small character poster right here

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

AnimeIsTrash posted:

we hsould bring back the vibes by killing smythe

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
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AnimeIsTrash posted:

we hsould bring back the vibes by killing smythe

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Real hurthling! posted:

small character poster right here

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Real hurthling! posted:

small character poster right here

demiSmythe
Smythelet
Smythe

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
make smythe tame a wild bull

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
he couldnt even tame a mild bull

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

AnimeIsTrash posted:

we hsould bring back the vibes by killing smythe

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

me talking to a girl, trying to gently caress: "so you think that, but they're expensive to own, stupid, dangerous and injury-prone

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