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MassiveSky
Apr 5, 2022

by Hand Knit
Old people in cars.
Every time I see someone doing some insane poo poo like backing through a roundabout or driving in the middle of two lanes, it's always some soon-to-be corpse behind the wheel.

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The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Poisoning the water supply to poor villages just to avoid paying the extra safety costs at their silver mines which they dug on land they stole from native peoples.

:canada: would like you to know you can use this one cool trick for gold mines in the third world too!

For extra efficiency you can pay the local militia to uh, move the villagers on.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
not washing hands after using a public restroom.

buddy, I loving saw you exit the stall and beeline for the door

you were just touching your sweaty rear end crack

wash your loving hands

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Revins posted:

not washing hands after using a public restroom.

buddy, I loving saw you exit the stall and beeline for the door

you were just touching your sweaty rear end crack

wash your loving hands

I was just taking a piss, touched my penis.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Giving your yacht a whimsical name.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Giving your yacht a whimsical name.

gently caress you! It's copyrighted!

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Aggressively over-tattooed anybody. Except butthole tattoos. You do you.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


People who complain about tattoos.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Wifi Toilet posted:

Driving the same speed as me

For real the god damned audacity

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Dumping a pet at an animal shelter because they bark too much or pissed on the carpet, and the owner couldn’t be asked to even exert a tiny amount of effort to correct the issue.

Owning a dog or dogs solely for “protection” or vanity instead of companionship and keeping them outside most, if not all of the time.

Buying a pet from a store/mill/private breeder instead of adopting/rescuing one from a shelter.

Putting toilet paper on the roller underhand instead of overhand :colbert:

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
- owning a dog

- blasting music from a car

- speakerphone phone calls around others

- not changing their default ringtone, which is almost certainly a given if they have their phone on volume

- owning a Tesla

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

yeah I was gonna say driving a Tesla, especially on the freeway

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

smoking cigars and eating a piece of cake at the same time.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Giving money to subway performers.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

picking bulbasaur as your starter

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Having more money than me and not giving me any

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Smoking a pipe.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

runnypoops posted:

Having more money than me and not giving me any

gently caress yeah dude

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


wearing shoes inside the house and not washing hands before eating. disgusting motherfuckers god drat.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Wearing fingerless gloves.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
how men describe their exs. Weird how they’re all the crazy ones!

Leftists who use “woke” or “yass queen” to denigrate. We get it, you don’t like X, but leave AAVE out of it? It’s telling

people who absolutely must use a slur or else they’ll have a tantrum

lovely tippers. just go die.

People who get uncomfortable when I call myself fat. It’s a descriptor, not a value judgement. I’m a poo poo person regardless of size.

anyone who touches my hair or my tattoos without asking. Call an ambulance, not for me.

Men who come up to me at shows and ask if I like the music. No I loving hate this music, and I hate the people here, that’s why I voluntarily went to go see them you loving genius.

The phrase “I was hit as a child and I turned out fine” is a thousand red flags.








I am not a fun person to be around

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chief McHeath posted:

Wearing fingerless gloves.

lol

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Playing as a bard.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Posting on something awful

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
People who say 'on accident'.

People who drive clean pick-up trucks.

Rolling coal. (This should be punishable by death)

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
Outdoor cats

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


undistended anuses reaply piss me the gently caress off. if your anus is not distended i will not talk to you. no exceptions.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Having 22347 posts on this website

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


flubber nuts posted:

undistended anuses reaply piss me the gently caress off. if your anus is not distended i will not talk to you. no exceptions.

and if you think i cant tell... i can tell bitch.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

flubber nuts posted:

wearing shoes inside the house and not washing hands before eating. disgusting motherfuckers god drat.

Try not eating with your hands, hillbilly

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
vaping

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Beachcomber posted:

Rolling coal. (This should be punishable by death)

even if it was environmentally sound, it is not mentally sound

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

anime avatar

we know what you are

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Lifted truck

Dog King
May 19, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

teen witch posted:

how men describe their exs. Weird how they’re all the crazy ones!

Leftists who use “woke” or “yass queen” to denigrate. We get it, you don’t like X, but leave AAVE out of it? It’s telling

people who absolutely must use a slur or else they’ll have a tantrum

lovely tippers. just go die.

People who get uncomfortable when I call myself fat. It’s a descriptor, not a value judgement. I’m a poo poo person regardless of size.

anyone who touches my hair or my tattoos without asking. Call an ambulance, not for me.

Men who come up to me at shows and ask if I like the music. No I loving hate this music, and I hate the people here, that’s why I voluntarily went to go see them you loving genius.

The phrase “I was hit as a child and I turned out fine” is a thousand red flags.








I am not a fun person to be around

>Claims not to be racist
>Hates lovely tippers

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Liking House. It's garbage and I'm watching it with my husband. I know it's trash, he's trash because he likes it, and I'm trash for going along.

I judge he and I unredeemable so you don't have to.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Dog King posted:

>Claims not to be racist
>Hates lovely tippers



NOT A FAN

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Irregardless posted:

Speakerphone/video call conversations in public

The majority of which have a crying or screaming child on the other end of the call.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Millennials using Zoomer slang. It's cringe af.

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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
-eating healthy but still being overweight.

-annunciate perfectly but doesn't have their own podcast.

-likes cats but doesn't want to genocide all birds.

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