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Children who cant drink wine You know where your parents keep it and you can figure out how to use a corkscrew, don’t be a wimp, your pen-pal Jacques drinks wine
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Sep 27, 2022 18:34
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Peoples whos entire life revolves around teenage children playing a game.
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Sep 27, 2022 21:16
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Dangling a lit cigarette out your window as you drive, then flicking it into the road. Thankfully I don't see this very often anymore. Leaving your trash in a wildlife preserve. Usually a couple beer cans and cigarettes mixed in. gently caress you.
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Sep 27, 2022 23:27
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As an ex cig smoker i'm glad smoking has become less prevalent. Not as much atmospheric pressure to make me want one or miss it.
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Sep 27, 2022 23:38
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Powered Descent posted:People trying to be "nice" while driving, by not taking the right-of-way that's theirs. You encounter these people particularly often when on a bike. Just put your foot down on the road, don't trackstand, making it clear as day that you are stopped and waiting for your turn and point at the stop sign while they keep waving you on, and then eventually give you the finger and yell something not intelligible inside their car and zoom off angrily. Like sorry to frustrate you trying to be nice, but safety and predictability are kinda important.
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Sep 27, 2022 23:47
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Same loving poo poo as multilane signal controlled crosswalks when in ped mode where someone stops on the green. The person in the other lane has no loving clue that the kid is now going to cross against the light since you are waving them across to be "nice". I've literally had to grab people and stop them from getting murked. They get pissed of course and it takes a second to process what was about to happen when the second lane zooms by they were going to stroll into, because someone was being "nice" and they couldn't see it.
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Sep 27, 2022 23:56
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Generally people who are scared of spiders are weird and annoying. Not because of their fear of spiders though. Like, spiders don't bug me at all, in fact I like them, but I have stupid irrational animal fears too. Rats and snakes creep me out because they always come out of nowhere and startle me or whatever, so I get being afraid of some animal for no reason. But spider people seem to think their arachnophobia is like, cute/noteworthy/a meme or something. Just insanely dramatic about it. You even can't look at a fake spider in a movie or a video game? Give me break. Even irl, I can see getting startled or bothered by one, but not in the way people act about it. It's so loving corny. I wouldn't judge someone from jumping away from one or getting freaked out. It's just the "kill it with fire" "does it have spiders in it? Spiders trigger me" people. You sound like a baby.
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Sep 28, 2022 07:36
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veni veni veni posted:Generally people who are scared of spiders are weird and annoying. People being shitscared of spiders in a country where the biggest spider is the size of your thumbnail and, at most, can cause mosquito-level itching if it bites you are as worthy of scorn as someone with a phobia of spoons. Being scared of spiders in a country where the fuckers will literally chase you and can bite through your shoe or are simply loving huge is more understandable and those people have my sympathy.
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Sep 28, 2022 07:54
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Megillah Gorilla posted:People being shitscared of spiders in a country where the biggest spider is the size of your thumbnail and, at most, can cause mosquito-level itching if it bites you are as worthy of scorn as someone with a phobia of spoons. Ever hear of a black widow? No it’s not just the name of your waifu, it’s a real spider that’ll KILL you if it wants. Yeah. Not so silly, huh?
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Sep 28, 2022 11:30
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Megillah Gorilla posted:People being shitscared of spiders in a country where the biggest spider is the size of your thumbnail and, at most, can cause mosquito-level itching if it bites you are as worthy of scorn as someone with a phobia of spoons. Brown recluses are small, boring-looking and can cause the flesh to literally rot off the bone in the area where it bites you
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Sep 28, 2022 14:50
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So, not mosquito-level itching, then?
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Sep 28, 2022 15:23
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"only tiny spiders, but also only non-dangerous spiders" seems like an extremely narrow pair of specifications taken together tbh they're pretty drat small though! 
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Sep 28, 2022 15:29
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that spider is no match for my katana
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Sep 28, 2022 15:30
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veni veni veni posted:Generally people who are scared of spiders are weird and annoying. Not because of their fear of spiders though. Like, spiders don't bug me at all, in fact I like them, but I have stupid irrational animal fears too. Rats and snakes creep me out because they always come out of nowhere and startle me or whatever, so I get being afraid of some animal for no reason. But spider people seem to think their arachnophobia is like, cute/noteworthy/a meme or something. Just insanely dramatic about it. You even can't look at a fake spider in a movie or a video game? Give me break. Even irl, I can see getting startled or bothered by one, but not in the way people act about it. It's so loving corny. I had an ex girlfriend like this. Just absolutely flip out and make a scene in the presence of a spider no matter how itsy bitsy. She would walk in the street and risk getting hit by a car rather than walk on the sidewalk under low hanging tree branches that might have webs in them. And forget about camping or walks in the woods, she would be so jumpy and constantly brushing imaginary spiders off, always thinking they were dangling over her head. And yeah, couldn’t look at an image of anything spider like. It was embarrassing.
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Sep 28, 2022 15:45
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it probably all goes back to that time we went to the circus and a spider killed my dad
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Sep 28, 2022 15:51
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Megillah Gorilla posted:as worthy of scorn as someone with a phobia of spoons. Why would you scorn someone for having a phobia of spoons?
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Sep 28, 2022 20:29
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kntfkr posted:it probably all goes back to that time we went to the circus and a spider killed my dad :deep-thoughts:
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Sep 28, 2022 22:43
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putting the dollar sign after the number
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Sep 28, 2022 22:46
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If you're afraid of spiderwebs underneath low hanging branches just raise your arm at precisely 45* angle and wave it around for the duration of the travel
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Sep 28, 2022 22:55
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Riptor posted:putting the dollar sign after the number you don't say "i'll give you dollars twenty-five for that" do you? it's obvious
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Sep 29, 2022 00:39
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Killing people. Like what the gently caress, dude?
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Sep 29, 2022 00:40
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:you don't say "i'll give you dollars twenty-five for that" do you? it's obvious this is an absolute nightmare when your job is to program boring websites for boring Technical Firms with Currency Transactions same issue with human names
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Sep 29, 2022 00:48
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Analytic Engine posted:this is an absolute nightmare when your job is to program boring websites for boring Technical Firms with Currency Transactions my exwife wanted my last name desperately because hers was too long for many online form entry fields lmao 18 letters btw (and that was after she converted them to latin script to be friendly to the database)
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Sep 29, 2022 00:58
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My cousin switched hers twice because both her families were seriously hosed up and hurt her and the kid. It's such a huge PITA to switch names and update all your stuff.
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Sep 29, 2022 01:10
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Brown recluses are small, boring-looking and can cause the flesh to literally rot off the bone in the area where it bites you I had a friend who got bit by one of those and even after going immediately to the hospital he showed me his leg where he got bit the next day and it was a huge like 2 foot long black and green necrotized bruise and ever since then I will like, kick outdoor chairs before sitting on them and stuff to see if any spiders scurry out. I don't get people screaming and running when they see spiders though, that's a weird overly dramatic reaction to have to any phobia and I agree with whoever brought this up that it seems more common with spiderpeople than other phobias
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Sep 29, 2022 01:10
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Riptor posted:putting the dollar sign after the number Putting the percent sign before the number
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Oct 2, 2022 08:18
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Shithouse Dave posted:Putting the percent sign before the number What sort of monster does that
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Oct 2, 2022 12:35
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Elentor posted:What sort of monster does that %6.9 of people, reckon.
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Oct 2, 2022 20:34
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Got the math a bit more accurate, the reality is %6.9420 of people place the "%" sign before the digits.
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Oct 2, 2022 20:35
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People who are too bone-idle to capitalise sentences properly. Autocorrect will even do it for you, if you're not sure what goes where!
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Oct 3, 2022 09:43
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Frazzbo posted:People who are too bone-idle to capitalise sentences properly. Autocorrect will even do it for you, if you're not sure what goes where! what if ur non capitalisation is a deliberate stylistic choice for shitposting
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Oct 3, 2022 09:46
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Shithouse Dave posted:what if ur non capitalisation is a deliberate stylistic choice for shitposting Then it's a poo poo choice and I will definitely exercise my right to judge you 
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Oct 3, 2022 12:00
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right back at ya buddy
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Oct 3, 2022 13:20
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People proud of non-achievements. "I dont eat popular fast food" "Ive never seen an XX movie" Congrats on literally nothing I suppose. I've never seen one of the Fast & Furious movies, big fucken deal.
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Oct 5, 2022 01:03
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I've never seen a star wars or marvel movie ama
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Oct 5, 2022 02:09
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Extra row of tits posted:People proud of non-achievements. "I don't even own a TV"
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Oct 5, 2022 02:10
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Solkanar512 posted:"I don't even own a TV" *watches 80 hours of streaming on his laptop
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Oct 5, 2022 02:14
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It's me. I'm the guy who hasn't seen every movie
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Extra row of tits posted:People proud of non-achievements. but also people who say this whenever someone mentions not liking a popular thing. Like if they ask me what my favorite tv show is and I say I don't watch TV, and then they go all "well la-dee-dah mister has no TV, big-shot no-tv watching jabroni, you're sooooooo cooooool" then they're actually worse than the people who brag about not watching TV
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