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Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017

My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.


(USER WAS AUTOBANNED FOR THIS POST)

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Gently caress yourself, I guess

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
if you stopped after the first thread you wouldnt have autobanned yourself something to think about op

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Your hubris is what brought you down.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
thank you Bloop for doing the needful and reopening the autoban version. OP you loving coward goddam :regd17:

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
This thread is HOT

unlike rooster sauce

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017

My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.

The Bloop posted:

Gently caress yourself, I guess

The Bloop posted:

No we're going to use the other one

As you wish.

And Nooner, no: Just recently found out that honey + Sriracha is awesome on smoked wings.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
wait did u immediately re-reg to post the same bad thread??

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017

My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.

Pontificating rear end posted:

wait did u immediately re-reg to post the same bad thread??

yes

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I was hoping it was goatse til I noticed the tag.

I miss my old friends.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Sriracha isn't even good OP

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I will say this was a creative move to remove your KKK avatar + redtext at least

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

EorayMel posted:

Sriracha isn't even good OP

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017

My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.

EorayMel posted:

I will say this was a creative move to remove your KKK avatar + redtext at least

No worries, I'm sure someone is whipping out the credit card as I type this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Hasselblad posted:

No worries, I'm sure someone is whipping out the credit card as I type this.

lol at ur loving martyr complex

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

This is a very obvious TCM (Total Clown Move)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hasselblad posted:

No worries, I'm sure someone is whipping out the credit card as I type this.

Why would anyone bother you're only now figured out basis wings sauce, be a shame.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Congratulations on your semispicy ketchup op

Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice
Sriracha is alright OP, gently caress the haters I'm happy for you

God bless amen

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Saalkin posted:

This is a very obvious TCM (Total Clown Move)

MassiveSky
Apr 5, 2022

by Hand Knit
They should make a sriracha with Dee from It's always sunny stenciled on the bottle.

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9NYHfluxcY

god bless america and god bless huy fong sriracha

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
White American culinary culture is just scovile arms race where everyone is constantly trying to make their food as poisonously hot as possible so they can anus-mouthed post online about how other White Americans don't like spice or can't handle it but _they_ absolutely adore covering their eggs in some brand of hot sauce called 'Poisoned Steve's Home Made Skullshitter 9000'.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I think even ketchup is a bit too south of the border. I put a parsnip in a pint of milk and leave it in the fridge overnight. Heaven.

MassiveSky
Apr 5, 2022

by Hand Knit

Ape Fist posted:

'Poisoned Steve's Home Made Skullshitter 9000'.

My favourites are rear end in the E.R and rear end in the tub.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Ape Fist posted:

White American culinary culture is just scovile arms race where everyone is constantly trying to make their food as poisonously hot as possible so they can anus-mouthed post online about how other White Americans don't like spice or can't handle it but _they_ absolutely adore covering their eggs in some brand of hot sauce called 'Poisoned Steve's Home Made Skullshitter 9000'.

Hot sauce is good on eggs
I like Valentina black label

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Smugworth posted:

Hot sauce is good on eggs
I like Valentina black label

I like Crystal for basic stuff. It's a nickel for a gallon.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

EorayMel posted:

I will say this was a creative move to remove your KKK avatar + redtext at least

Smart op

Glad you didn't leave for real

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ape Fist posted:

White American culinary culture is just scovile arms race where everyone is constantly trying to make their food as poisonously hot as possible so they can anus-mouthed post online about how other White Americans don't like spice or can't handle it but _they_ absolutely adore covering their eggs in some brand of hot sauce called 'Poisoned Steve's Home Made Skullshitter 9000'.

Ha ha. Sometimes Ill poop and it feels spicy and I have to think about what I ate in the last day

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
While we are spending money someone buy me a new av please

I hate this thing

And 1. I'm broke
2. I don't know how to do it for sure

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Spinz posted:

While we are spending money someone buy me a new av please

I hate this thing

And 1. I'm broke
2. I don't know how to do it for sure

it's in the grey purchase line. Specifically New Avatar

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
The real test for whether something is spicy or not is if you would stick your dick in it and a lot of american sauces fail this.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ape Fist posted:

White American culinary culture is just scovile arms race where everyone is constantly trying to make their food as poisonously hot as possible so they can anus-mouthed post online about how other White Americans don't like spice or can't handle it but _they_ absolutely adore covering their eggs in some brand of hot sauce called 'Poisoned Steve's Home Made Skullshitter 9000'.

I'm sorry that you're this stupid, Ape Fist.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Big Beef City posted:

I'm sorry that you're this stupid, Ape Fist.

forums user 'Big Beef City' weighs in, turns out its a lot of weight lol.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Ape Fist posted:

White American culinary culture is just scovile arms race where everyone is constantly trying to make their food as poisonously hot as possible so they can anus-mouthed post online about how other White Americans don't like spice or can't handle it but _they_ absolutely adore covering their eggs in some brand of hot sauce called 'Poisoned Steve's Home Made Skullshitter 9000'.

Ennui is a hell of a drug.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I do think everyone dick waving online about how spicy they like things is more than a bit silly bordering on embarrassing at times

But that is in no way normal American culinary culture. At all.

That's stupid.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Yaldabaoth posted:

The real test for whether something is spicy or not is if you would stick your dick in it and a lot of american sauces fail this.

Need some clarification. Does spiciness make dick insertion more or less appealing?

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

The Bloop posted:

I do think everyone dick waving online about how spicy they like things is more than a bit silly bordering on embarrassing at times

But that is in no way normal American culinary culture. At all.

That's stupid.

Obviously it isn't but literally the only english speaking people I know who do it are Am*ricans.

Brits will eat a gut-slicing Vindaloo 5 nights a week and feel absolutely no reason to mention it as its just par for the course, innit.

*I am not British.

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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Sriracha is good the first few times you have it before the novelty wears off.

Someone should make a hot sauce and name it 'Plan B'.

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