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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
day 1 as president i ban sriracha

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Need some clarification. Does spiciness make dick insertion more or less appealing?

The more painful the insertion is for your dick, the spicier it is.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Ape Fist posted:

Obviously it isn't but literally the only english speaking people I know who do it are Am*ricans.

Brits will eat a gut-slicing Vindaloo 5 nights a week and feel absolutely no reason to mention it as its just par for the course, innit.

*I am not British.

Model railroads are a weird hobby too. More power to the people that enjoy them.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

20 Blunts posted:

day 1 as president i ban sriracha

it's all good. I still got Frank's. I put that sh*t on everything

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
the ban reason: typing out g*ntly car*ss [forbidden phrase]

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Empty Sandwich posted:

the ban reason: typing out g*ntly car*ss [forbidden phrase]

What a beefer

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ape Fist posted:

Obviously it isn't but literally the only english speaking people I know who do it are Am*ricans.

Brits will eat a gut-slicing Vindaloo 5 nights a week and feel absolutely no reason to mention it as its just par for the course, innit.

*I am not British.

The only thing spicier than what I love to eat are your extremely well thought out reasons and scorching hot takes. Keep up the great work.

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017

My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.

Ape Fist posted:

White American culinary culture is just scovile arms race where everyone is constantly trying to make their food as poisonously hot as possible so they can anus-mouthed post online about how other White Americans don't like spice or can't handle it but _they_ absolutely adore covering their eggs in some brand of hot sauce called 'Poisoned Steve's Home Made Skullshitter 9000'.

Are you suggesting that sriracha is too hot? I actually like it because the heat does not overwhelm the chili flavor. :shrug:
I do share the hatred for those who boast about how they love their battery acid.

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Sriracha is good the first few times you have it before the novelty wears off.

It's a good base to mix other stuff with it, like the honey/sriracha wings I mentioned earlier.

edit: gently caress, forgot the baking powder:
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/241001/crispy-honey-sriracha-chicken-wings/

Hasselblad fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Jul 2, 2022

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Sriracha is good with chips and hummus

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

Sriracha is good with chips and hummus

what isn't?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

The Bloop posted:

What a b**f*r

r*port*d

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I only eat Zwart Piet's Molotov Colostomy Sauce OP.

Sriracha is lightweight.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Big Bad Voodoo Randy's Ghost Chili Rim Torcher

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Phil The Convict's Anal Teargas

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

K I'm done

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Poohs Packin posted:

Big Bad Voodoo Randy's Ghost Chili Rim Torcher

I loved that band in the 90s

naem
May 29, 2011

I like to eat food with my mouth

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

naem posted:

I like to eat food with my mouth

well of course YOU would

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Sriracha is good, but don't be weird and put it on everything? That's like putting, idunno, Sweet Baby Ray's on everything. Why would you do that, stop doing that.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It is pretty versatile and can be used on many different things, which I think gave it the stigma of "everyone's using it on everything all the time, chill the gently caress out already" but I think honestly it's like tobasco sauce. think of all the poo poo people put tobasco sauce on. It's a LOT of stuff, depending on the people and things you think of. It's pretty wide spread.
But, that's just kinda glossed over because that's 'normal' and sriracha only got popular during our life times and so it seems more intrusive, I think. idk. I'm not a huge advocate for it or something, even if I do use it I'm not that dude eating it out of his beard exactly.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



Despite the embarrassing name, it's pretty good and not super hot

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
You guys can't see me but I'm totally getting mine right now.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
You know what's pretty tasty? Cholula on Ritz crackers. poo poo is such a nice snack. This poo poo where it has to be the hottest spice ever always is ridiculous. Sometimes you just want some kick to a nice snack or food.

Get this, sometimes I have spicy food and sometimes I have food with no spice at all woah!

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Empty Sandwich posted:

the ban reason: typing out g*ntly car*ss [forbidden phrase]

Everyone get a load of this j*zzl*bber

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Jazz lubbers gtfo

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Fat Angus Gas Chamber Jolokia Pontiac Silverdome Sunday Sunday Sunday Featuring GRAVE DIGGER gently caress Butter FloriBama Style Mop N' Soppin Slather Sauce

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

Ape Fist posted:

forums user 'Big Beef City' weighs in, turns out its a lot of weight lol.

I forgive your spicy takes in the rest of this thread because this is a sick burn.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bustin makes me feel good ghost bone suckin sauce

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

poopnanners posted:

I forgive your spicy takes in the rest of this thread because this is a sick burn.

Stfu you jazzlubbin phartpounder

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

poopnanners posted:

I forgive your spicy takes in the rest of this thread because this is a sick burn.

I'm a healthy 5'6 275lbs. I'd love to see you look that healthy you wuss

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Big Beef City posted:

I'm a healthy 5'6 275lbs. I'd love to see you look that healthy you wuss

Lol can I get a hell yeah

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Hasselblad posted:



(USER WAS AUTOBANNED FOR THIS POST)

Lived by the cock, died by the cock. :rip:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Big Beef City posted:

But, that's just kinda glossed over because that's 'normal' and sriracha only got popular during our life times and so it seems more intrusive, I think.

you just reminded me that there was a huge marketing push for Tobasco in the late 80s. bunch of merch, loving ties and suspenders. not that it hadn't existed for 150 years or whatever the gently caress, but it suddenly got popular

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017

My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.

poopnanners posted:

I forgive your spicy takes in the rest of this thread because this is a sick burn.

Nice meltdown

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

What are our thoughts on Tapatio?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

What are our thoughts on Tapatio?

Limited use cases.
I liked it more before I found much better quality hot sauces I enjoy more. (And no, not HOTTER sauces, just better ones, yadda yadda)
To me it tastes poorly made these days and I don't buy it. If that's what the place has though, you can bet I'll be happy to use it. I might like other stuff better, but I'm not that smug.

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA

Spinz posted:

While we are spending money someone buy me a new av please

I hate this thing

And 1. I'm broke
2. I don't know how to do it for sure

It's too late. I already think of you as a pixel art screaming guy shaking with rage.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I'm a basic bitch so I like tobacco on my eggs.

Sue me I'll pay you with vinegar based sauces.

also mustard sauce Is the best in BBQ

Fight me.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Treecko posted:

I'm a basic bitch so I like tobacco on my eggs.

Sue me I'll pay you with vinegar based sauces.

also mustard sauce Is the best in BBQ

Fight me.

Not sure about the tobacco on eggs but the rest is okay.

We cool, Treecko. We cool.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

I'm a basic bitch so I like tobacco on my eggs.

Sue me I'll pay you with vinegar based sauces.

also mustard sauce Is the best in BBQ

Fight me.

that is either a real strange auto-correct or a real strange statement

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