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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮


:siren: NATIONAL BROADCASTS NOT AVAILABLE ON ESPN+ :siren: (all times Eastern):

JULY 8
Philadelphia vs. D.C. United - 7:30PM (ESPN)
LAFC vs. LA Galaxy - 10PM (ESPN)

JULY 9
NYCFC vs. New England - 1PM (UniMás)
Seattle vs. Portland - 4:30PM (Fox)
Charlotte vs. Nashville - 7PM (FS1)

JULY 12
Austin vs. Houston - 9PM (UniMás)

JULY 13
Minnesota United vs. Sporting Kansas City - 8PM (ESPN)
LA Galaxy vs. San Jose - 10PM (FS1)

JULY 17
Atlanta United vs. Orlando City - 3PM (ABC)
RBNY vs. NYCFC - 5PM (ESPN)
Columbus vs. Cincinnati - 7:30PM (FS1)

JULY 24
LA Galaxy vs. Atlanta United - 9:30PM (FS1)

JULY 29
LAFC vs. Seattle - 11PM (FS1)

JULY 30
Minnesota United vs. Portland - 3PM (ABC)

Just think - next year we'll have to reformat everything but the table for these MDTs.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Just looked at Seattle's starting lineup.

This seems destined for 0 points.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The SiriusXM broadcast of Toronto’s call sounds like the announcers are inside a tin can.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Holy poo poo Seattle actually scored.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thank you Sounders for making me look really stupid tonight.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Rough night at BMO Field tonight. Save us Insigne

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Thank you, Whitecaps.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
So this Cubas guy is pretty good, eh?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Pretty generous of Atlanta to draw level and then immediately give lead back to NYC as an apology.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I really needed atlanta and philly to lose, smh

nice goal tho (or not)

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Maybe Minnesota doesn't *totally* suck.

e: I posted this when it was 3-0. It's now 3-2. Definitely going to watch the impending meltdown now.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Jul 4, 2022

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
No meltdown in Minnesota, it appears to be in Nashville instead, which is unfortunate because gently caress the Timbers.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Meanwhile in the Bay Area:

https://twitter.com/MattDoyle76/status/1543781384761884672

lol

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Oy vey..

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Orlando showing their patriotism by spotting DC an early goal two early goals :patriot:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Someone made a call to Yellow Cab, because Taxi has arrived.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
i’d forgotten about taxi fountas, as had orlando apparently

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Hmm, DC loving up a 3-0 road lead, haven't seen that in a while

Update: DC trying not to gently caress this up, grab a 4th

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jul 5, 2022

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
this is patos chance to shine and he will absolutely not shine

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:laffo:rlando

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
that assist tho

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Nice goal by Abubakar to put the Rapids ahead.

And now it's 2-1, Lewis scored then Austin got one back.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Seba!!!!!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
No lead is safe today apparently.

e: I can't believe that got overturned

e2: My original point stands again

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Jul 5, 2022

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

whypick1 posted:

No lead is safe today apparently.

e: I can't believe that got overturned

e2: My original point stands again

Sorry Miss Haslam (ooh), Oaks are for real

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Um, Montreal...you ok?

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

Um, Montreal...you ok?

Kévin Cabral was suspended so Vanney had to play his actual best attacking players instead of whatever the gently caress he had previously been doing.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Dallan Invictus posted:

Kévin Cabral was suspended so Vanney had to play his actual best attacking players instead of whatever the gently caress he had previously been doing.

Don't forget Douglas Costa suspending himself for two games after elbowing a Minnesota player in the back of the head for no reason at the final whistle last week.

It should actually be worrying to Vanney that probably our best performance all season came when two of his designated players were nowhere near the field. Fire whoever made the call to piss away our third DP slot on Douglas Costa, a player that anyone with google could tell you was not going to workout and also wasn't even needed in this system.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Oh my God that Harriel miss


DC are awful, how did it take half a season for Philly to play them


Lol that's 3 for Philly

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
hmm, die pooshited die

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
So by the transitive property, relegate Orlando?

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


d.c. pooshited

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Someone going to tell DC the game has started?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Sami Guederi is one of the best fakeout footy names of all time.

RIP you were poo poo

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:laffo:

Philly, give the people what they want: win 9-0, break the records

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:stonk: That’s certainly a scoreline at the half.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

lol DC


whypick1 posted:

:laffo:

Philly, give the people what they want: win 9-0, break the records

doesn't have to be 9, they can break the record 8-0

e; nevermind, galaxy went 8-1

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
Remember when DC used to dominate MLS?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Backdoor Delivery posted:

Remember when DC used to dominate MLS?

Considering I only started following soccer in 2006, no.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
3 to go...

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