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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That's not getting called back.

Also, props to FOX for barely showing the lead up to that goal on a meaningless replay.

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


phwoar what a save

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Mierte

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Looks like Chivas is well on the way to a blowout here.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Seattle invented wasting a lead in which they didn't register a single SOG

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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Portland had a good first 20 seconds, but after that they've gone cold.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

This match is full loving clown car

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Minnesota-Portland by the numbers:

Cards: 9
Goals: 8
Corners: 8
Minutes of stoppage time: 8
MLS: as fuuuuuuck

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jul 30, 2022

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
You forgot a stat

Portland Hat Tricks: 0

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
happy that Big Xherdan has gotten his groove back even though bullshit VAR robbed him

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Philly up 3-0 on Houston, who are bad

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


gazdag's and mcglynn's goals were sick as hell

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Philly has now scored 5 on Houston with 35 mins to go

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Huge lol at Toronto's keeper repeatedly attempting to send his goal kicks to lil' Lorenzo

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
That's not going to be the last red card in Sporting/Austin.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


v...vermes out??

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Five-hole goal!

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Philly good.

Sporting not good bad dumpster fire.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Petrovic with an insane save.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Doctor Teeth posted:

v...vermes out??

He's built up too much stock to get fired for this dumpster season, but if KC is bad next year ...

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
This is a really awful penalty call in Revs - Toronto. Revs defender gets kicked in the back of the leg and somehow that’s a penalty for Toronto.

E: endless VAR review somehow doesn’t correct this

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

Gigi Galli posted:

This is a really awful penalty call in Revs - Toronto. Revs defender gets kicked in the back of the leg and somehow that’s a penalty for Toronto.

Completely inexplicably stuck with it after VAR too.

e: Ball don't loving lie though

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
LMAO

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
things I never expected to say:

Miami/Cinci is loving awesome

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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:tviv: STUVER

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Fucks sake Vrioni

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Ok Revs didn’t deserve to win but this ref is a total shitshow

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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FOUR GOALS taken away from offside.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

paddyboat posted:

things I never expected to say:

Miami/Cinci is loving awesome

I tuned in just in time to see Miami's equalizer :laffo:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

whypick1 posted:

I tuned in just in time to see Miami's equalizer :laffo:

It’s nuts

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

Gigi Galli posted:

Ok Revs didn’t deserve to win but this ref is a total shitshow

The no-call on the foul on Gil at the end was real icing on the cake.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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This one counts!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Bill Hamid saves that

E: DC's keeper might gift Orlando 1 or 2 goals before the night is done, yikes.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jul 31, 2022

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Hopefully Wayne Rooney quits fast so we can stop hearing about he’s here to actually build a good team and not to collect a quick payday.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I don’t pay much attention to DC, so Wazza Rooney and Ravel Morrison showing up on the same day is quite a lot to take in.

now let’s see the Coleen-Cam

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
lol-lando

bofa salesman
Nov 6, 2009

lmao what a match this DC game turned into in the last 5 minutes

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
he’s got super hosed up hair, but he knows where the goal is

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

What should be a 5-0 loss ended up a 2-1 win. I guess this is the match that gives goofy DC fans hope when it’s just a fluke

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Get rekt *rl*nd* C*ty

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