MLS July MDT: An Apple a day (for 3,653 days)

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Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

NATIONAL BROADCASTS NOT AVAILABLE ON ESPN+ :siren:

(all times Eastern):

JULY 8
Philadelphia vs. D.C. United - 7:30PM (ESPN)
LAFC vs. LA Galaxy - 10PM (ESPN)

JULY 9
NYCFC vs. New England - 1PM (UniM�s)
Seattle vs. Portland - 4:30PM (Fox)
Charlotte vs. Nashville - 7PM (FS1)

JULY 12
Austin vs. Houston - 9PM (UniM�s)

JULY 13
Minnesota United vs. Sporting Kansas City - 8PM (ESPN)
LA Galaxy vs. San Jose - 10PM (FS1)

JULY 17
Atlanta United vs. Orlando City - 3PM (ABC)
RBNY vs. NYCFC - 5PM (ESPN)
Columbus vs. Cincinnati - 7:30PM (FS1)

JULY 24
LA Galaxy vs. Atlanta United - 9:30PM (FS1)

JULY 29
LAFC vs. Seattle - 11PM (FS1)

JULY 30
Minnesota United vs. Portland - 3PM (ABC)

Just think - next year we'll have to reformat everything but the table for these MDTs.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 19:45

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:05

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

The SiriusXM broadcast of Toronto�s call sounds like the announcers are inside a tin can.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2022 01:02

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Thank you, Whitecaps.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2022 05:20

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Someone made a call to Yellow Cab, because Taxi has arrived.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2022 01:23

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Seba!!!!!

# ¿ Jul 5, 2022 02:56

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

whypick1 posted:

No lead is safe today apparently.

e: I can't believe that got overturned

e2: My original point stands again

Sorry Miss Haslam (ooh), Oaks are for real

# ¿ Jul 5, 2022 03:31

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

That�s certainly a scoreline at the half.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2022 01:35

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Backdoor Delivery posted:

Remember when DC used to dominate MLS?

Considering I only started following soccer in 2006, no.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2022 01:58

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

That was a good save, ngl

# ¿ Jul 9, 2022 02:14

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

TOUCHDOWN, PHILADELPHIA

# ¿ Jul 9, 2022 02:16

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

C�mon, draw!

# ¿ Jul 9, 2022 04:27

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Yeah, I saw that coming.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2022 22:20

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Off the woodwork!

# ¿ Jul 9, 2022 22:40

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Not much to say when you're up 2-0 17 minutes in against an MLS Next Pro side.

e: MLS Next Pro plus Josef Martinez

# ¿ Jul 10, 2022 00:26

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Oh, Inter.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2022 05:54

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Teardrop goal :siren:

# ¿ Jul 13, 2022 02:23

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Galaxy playin' bad.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2022 03:19

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Josh Wolff is in H&SP. That's no good.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2022 01:33

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

It's good to know that the feeds are garbage - my dad is thinking of getting ESPN+, and knowledge like this helps us make an informed decision of 'wait six months for Apple to take over'.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2022 01:55

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Double ricochet :stare:

# ¿ Jul 17, 2022 02:16

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

The Oaks didn't deserve that goal, but hell I'll take it.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2022 03:46

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Come the F on, Nashville

# ¿ Jul 18, 2022 02:53

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Toronto MIGHT be fixed.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2022 01:04

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Brad Stuver out with COVID-19 :ohdear:

# ¿ Jul 25, 2022 00:56

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Zero shots through 27 minutes is not good!!!!!

# ¿ Jul 25, 2022 01:34

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

SEB

# ¿ Jul 25, 2022 01:53

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Portland had a good first 20 seconds, but after that they've gone cold.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2022 20:56

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

That's not going to be the last red card in Sporting/Austin.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2022 02:22

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Five-hole goal!

# ¿ Jul 31, 2022 02:25

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

STUVER

# ¿ Jul 31, 2022 02:58

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

FOUR GOALS taken away from offside.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2022 03:06

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

This one counts!

# ¿ Jul 31, 2022 03:27

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:05

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Get rekt *rl*nd* C*ty

# ¿ Aug 1, 2022 00:15

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