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"Bionic" lens implants that are basically cataract surgery, which will cure presbyopia, and give perfect 20/20 vision. https://ocumetics.com/ These were supposed to be available over 5 years ago now. Even if it becomes available, not sure people would want to risk their vision instead of just swapping glasses, as annoying as it is.
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Jul 3, 2022 01:28
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Rechargable nail polish
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Jul 3, 2022 01:30
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The Bloop posted:Rechargable nail polish See this is where we have market inequality. Like ok maybe men don’t want to do their nails a lot of the time, but like why isn’t there any knob gloss? What if I want to sparkle my iohnston? Men don’t have poo poo like this and women don’t get that it’s a dark, cruel world for men. Like we have soap and butthole hair trimmers. Like we haven’t gotten poo poo in years, what was the last big innovation? Like a big sexy broach or some nut hair mascara? 
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Jul 3, 2022 01:46
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A robot that crams your rear end with pickles
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Jul 3, 2022 01:48
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scrotoshells. so you can replace your default scrotum with a cool transparent or chrome one or maybe it's got like weed leafs and naked ladies on it
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Jul 3, 2022 01:49
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Headphones that turn everything you hear people say into whispers
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Jul 3, 2022 01:53
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Hollismason posted:A robot that crams your rear end with pickles I mean I’m all for anything that reduces the duties of the modern housewife, but I don’t think robots can totally replicate the nuance of age old tradition and that somethings should just be left to a good wife who knows what she needs to do (go to the store and get pickles) and do it because she know her man will be more successful, have bigger penis, love longer, and mind control children with intense and potent psychology. 
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Jul 3, 2022 01:54
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a water bottle thats also a dildo
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Jul 3, 2022 01:55
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Everyone has an electric toothbrush, but where is the electric flosser?
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Jul 3, 2022 02:01
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:nut hair mascara? This is just regular mascara
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Jul 3, 2022 02:22
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The Bloop posted:This is just regular mascara Only if the container is camo colored - manscara
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Jul 3, 2022 02:23
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The mascara itself should be multicolored and oriented in the bottle in such a way as to deliver a camo pattern. Enemy can't shoot a crotch they can't see 
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Jul 3, 2022 02:58
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A device for sticking your balls into, that comes with an app for some reason
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Cyril Sneer posted:A device for sticking your balls into, that comes with an app for some reason Balldo has an app now??
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Jul 3, 2022 03:32
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Bula Vinaka posted:A $400 machine that cost $1000 to manufacturer that only presses packets of pre-cut fruit into juice, which you order online, and can just squeeze with your hands instead of the machine if you want. Came here to post this.
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Jul 3, 2022 03:44
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those augmented reality glasses that FBI agent had in heavy rain so you can watch a little digital hatsune miku dance on everything
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Jul 3, 2022 05:23
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bluetooth enabled urethra
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Jul 3, 2022 05:46
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The op idea is basically that one adult swim infomercial for Smart Pipe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
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Jul 3, 2022 05:52
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The Bloop posted:This is just regular mascara NO! They get CLUMPS when we SWEAT! This is what I’m talking about, there is ZERO sensitivity in the market. 
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Jul 3, 2022 06:14
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water-cooled ballsack
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Jul 3, 2022 06:15
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Martman posted:The op idea is basically that one adult swim infomercial for Smart Pipe This is really well made. Mods plz rename me to topographical anal handshake
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Jul 3, 2022 22:28
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Salt Fish posted:Everyone has an electric toothbrush, but where is the electric flosser? Or the electric mouthwash
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Jul 3, 2022 22:30
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Alucard posted:Fancy space age polymer based lube. But it's a good thing it gets no traction... this is a horrible joke and I have more respect for you that you made it
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Jul 3, 2022 22:36
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Disposable eyelids
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Jul 3, 2022 22:38
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An android I can send to work in my stead Or gently caress ofc
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Jul 3, 2022 22:40
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:A toaster, but it has a pussy or a butt you can gently caress Yer, I likes a bit of fanny wif me crumpet.
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Jul 4, 2022 18:45
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Prosthetic asses
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spleen merchant posted:A Ford Mustang leaving a car show. Haha nice one.  No seriously though get yourself a puckered wedge backend on one of those fuckers and say that. 
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