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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Kind of :allears: that stupid misuse of quotation marks is universal

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

It's not actually Bolognan.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Serving you “delicious” “spaghetti” since “1978”

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Growing up my parents kept bread in the refrigerator. They are loving weirdos.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

"incorrect" usage of ,, quotation" 'marks' is a phenomenon that knows no "border's"

A Perfect Twist
Aug 15, 2007

"What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Growing up my parents kept bread in the refrigerator. They are loving weirdos.

If you lived in a humid climate then it keeps the bread from going moldy too quick.

If you didn't live in a humid climate, it still keeps the bread from going moldy.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




A Perfect Twist posted:

If you lived in a humid climate then it keeps the bread from going moldy too quick.

If you didn't live in a humid climate, it still keeps the bread from going moldy.

You buy bread that is capable of going moldy? Just buy wonderbread my dude. It goes stale but rarely moldy. Sometimes we find a bag with just a couple slices left that's a month old and it's hard and dry, but apparently incapable of supporting life.

A Perfect Twist
Aug 15, 2007

"What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"

Facebook Aunt posted:

You buy bread that is capable of going moldy? Just buy wonderbread my dude. It goes stale but rarely moldy. Sometimes we find a bag with just a couple slices left that's a month old and it's hard and dry, but apparently incapable of supporting life.

Only the finest artisanal breads that grow the bluest-green mold are allowed in my house. I want to feel like I am killing live cultures when I toast them.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
all those seeds and grains in Dave's help your mold grow up strong.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Putting bread in the fridge instantly turns it stale which is a small price to pay when the air is made of water and you have a toaster.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

A Perfect Twist posted:

If you lived in a humid climate then it keeps the bread from going moldy too quick.

If you didn't live in a humid climate, it still keeps the bread from going moldy.

Southern California so like 0% humidity all the time. This was bread that was chock-full of shelf stabilizers.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

zedprime posted:

Putting bread in the fridge instantly turns it stale which is a small price to pay when the air is made of water and you have a toaster.

This guy fuckin gets it.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the air fryer will raise your bread like Lazarus.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


zedprime posted:

Putting bread in the fridge instantly turns it stale which is a small price to pay when the air is made of water and you have a toaster.
Do you not own a freezer? You can keep bread almost indefinitely in there and if you're going to toast it anyway then there's no downside. There's no reason to ever put bread in the fridge.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A Perfect Twist posted:

If you didn't live in a humid climate, it still keeps the bread from going moldy.

Solved problem :smugmrgw:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Solved problem :smugmrgw:



What am I looking at here, some sort of carbohydrate based abacus?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Store bought bread is fridge or freezer, because I make most of my breads. Homemade bread is never fridge or freezer, if it lasts that long. Sometimes the harder ryes will survive a week no problem.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Rye sourdough will definitely keep for a week even in summer. It's the light wheat bread that immediately turns moldy.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Whooping Crabs posted:

What am I looking at here, some sort of carbohydrate based abacus?

bread

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

cool, thanks

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Don't breadtion it :tipshat:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Look at that rube not recognising Knækbrød

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Antigravitas posted:

Look at that rube not recognising Knækbrød

I... don't see the resemblance.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I... don't see the resemblance.



Turn on your monitor?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I... don't see the resemblance.



You guys eat cat toys over there?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Tiggum posted:

Do you not own a freezer? You can keep bread almost indefinitely in there and if you're going to toast it anyway then there's no downside. There's no reason to ever put bread in the fridge.
My freezer is full to the brim of 8 different kinds of frozen vegetables that I am eternally optimistic my kid will eat some day, and important Costco purchases like 18lbs of pork shoulder.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You guys eat cat toys over there?



That cardboard is probably more edible, tbh

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

teen witch posted:

Store bought bread is fridge or freezer, because I make most of my breads. Homemade bread is never fridge or freezer, if it lasts that long. Sometimes the harder ryes will survive a week no problem.

Try some oululainen rye bread, it lasts months even in a plastic bag, let it dry out and it probably outlasts hardtack.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
And poo poo people are knocking crisp bread? It rules.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
poo poo people don't deserve the Knæk

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I... don't see the resemblance.


I also order my bread products by the ream.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Antigravitas posted:

poo poo people don't deserve the Knæk

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I DID IT ALL FOR THE NÄKKI

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm9BiVfoY7c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkLBfMCdKwc

No subtitles but the only diamonologue is "Well are you hungry or not?":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smusX8AirYY

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


His Divine Shadow posted:

And poo poo people are knocking crisp bread? It rules.

Just the Matza, there are good reasons why we keep those out of sight for most of the year.
but they still RULE with chocolate spread.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I... don't see the resemblance.



I legit love the sesame ones

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/UW7soAq.mp4

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
thats not a tortilla

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


would try the smushlog

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
never seen a youtiao used as a filling

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