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Flint_Paper posted:This sentence would fully kill a Frenchman Eating it takes years off your life expectancy anyhow, so no big deal. Sure is tasty though.
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Double-tracked vocals over a slow industrial shuffle-stomp beat and scumbag guitars:DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:I was not expecting corpse crotch honey
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fezball posted:crème brûlée filled donut wrapped in a crêpe Now you've committed culinary black magick.
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By popular demand posted:Now you've committed culinary black magick. I actually had some crappy phone pics!  
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Flint_Paper posted:*Fred Schneider voice* reckless beekeeping on honey crotch road.
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fezball posted:I actually had some crappy phone pics! You build that gundam yet
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That seems like a great idea, but I think I'd want a fraction of the amount of fruit in there.
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Get that out of here, it looks amazing.
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Captain Hygiene posted:That seems like a great idea, but I think I'd want a fraction of the amount of fruit in there. No. You need a dip bowl nearby with more blackberry jam.
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brie with fruit is like a classic combination, i would ruin thatThe Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/yakabikaj/status/1780601741832306804?t=bRObD99VtHcrHJ-DgRbr-g&s=19 also thanks for this i've been lolling at it since and sent it to one of my Turkish friends to read the original, he was similarly aghast
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Corpse crotch honey isn't enormously surprising to me because I'm used to the dead rotting lion carcass full of bees treacle that we get in the UK.
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I make a baked brie every year for Christmas. This is just using sliced bread instead of puff pastry....
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This is actual food porn, I'd eat that immediately. poo poo now I kinda want to buy some fruit and brie...
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OwlFancier posted:Corpse crotch honey isn't enormously surprising to me because I'm used to the dead rotting lion carcass full of bees treacle that we get in the UK. From the eater, something to eat. From the strong, something sweet. Stop being squeamish.
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The fact that it is balsamic makes me think that's a bit too much fruit:cheese ratio, but yeah - that looks ASTOUNDING.
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Before I developed my lactose intolerance I used to have brie and lingonberry crepes, or brie and lingonberry on toast. Different berry but the same idea, People aren't just doing a bit, brie and fruit is genuinely a long-established combination. I can imagine in the US it would be considered fancy enough to be uncommon but I struggle to imagine how anybody could look at that photo of that sandwich and think, yes this belongs in the crotch honey thread.
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I think I posted the thread appropriate version of brie and berries before. The last example looks delicious.VictualSquid posted:Lingonberries on German wikipedia:
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Probably just that without getting your head into the "oh it's fruit" space you look at the big black blobs and think "ew I don't know what that is but ew"
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it's happening  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-xe85XJ95g
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Data Graham posted:Probably just that without getting your head into the "oh it's fruit" space you look at the big black blobs and think "ew I don't know what that is but ew" Please nsfw your gore
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Hundies loving would. I make a strawberry jam with balsamic, some thyme and cracked black pepper and it is amazing in both sweet and savoury contexts. I bet blackberry would also loving slap with balsamic and thyme on a grilled cheese, and now I have a weekend food goal.
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My hot take: Making blackberry jam without deseeding is a crime against all jamkind. How else am I supposed to eat a bowl of nothing but delicious seeds?
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Blackcurrant jam is better
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Sakurazuka posted:Blackcurrant jam is better gently caress yeah
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Data Graham posted:Probably just that without getting your head into the "oh it's fruit" space you look at the big black blobs and think "ew I don't know what that is but ew" Like you don't have bilberries, you don't have bramble, you don't have blackcurrants.
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OwlFancier posted:I was going to say this is a weird idea but looking it up I guess the US just... doesn't have dark fruits? Wait, what? We have blackberries, my folks grow them.
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Oh you have a different variety of those, that's good at least. And elder although I guess you probably shouldn't just eat handfuls of those.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Wait, what? We have blackberries, my folks grow them. Yeah, they grow wild all over the place here. They're starting to ripen here; I just go in the backyard and eat them by the handful. We have plenty of blueberries too, just not as tenacious or prolific like the blackberries.
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OwlFancier posted:I looking it up... Edit: beaten, but we don't just have a different variety we have a thorough assortment. Also blueberries even if they aren't as dark.
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That's much earlier than they do in the UK, you're looking at autumn if you want brambles/blackberries here.
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Blackberries seem to never be able to mature where I am before the frost hits. Wild raspberries though they are plentiful in late july and early august.
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OwlFancier posted:I was going to say this is a weird idea but looking it up I guess the US just... doesn't have dark fruits? I was just googling 'bilberries' because I thought I'd never had them. Turns out that I know them as 'Frochans/Fraochán', which is their Irish name, and I've been eating wild ones every late July/August my whole life. They are so good, the best thing about a mountain hike at that time of year  On blackberries - you aren't supposed to eat fresh-picked ones after October 31st because the Púca (Devil) spits on them.
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we have all kinds of berries in north america, just have to go find them. you only see black, blue, rasp in most grocery stores regularly. banned currants for a while so its harder to get those.
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