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Like Clockwork
Feb 17, 2012

It's only the Final Battle once all the players are ready.

I mean, adding carbon dioxide to water does acidify it. This is known and acidic foods on the regular without a rinse after is not a habit that's great for teeth. I don't know how much that would transfer to the rest of the skeleton, but it does hold true for teeth since they're constantly in the line of fire.

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
You’ll pry my seltzer away from my brittle, paper thin dead hands

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

teen witch posted:

You’ll pry my seltzer away from my brittle, paper thin dead hands

OK

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Eating is bad for your teeth.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



life is a terminal conditon

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I prefer to keep my teeth in mint condition, which ironically means I don't brush

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I haven't brushed since Ruby Ridge and now all my teeth have long ago merged together into one mass of jagged tartar.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



https://i.ibb.co/Bs139nT/200w.gif



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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Carbonation does not damage your bones, drink up y'all

https://www.uclahealth.org/news/ask-the-doctors-is-sparkling-water-bad-for-your-teeth

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Oof ow

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Poohs Packin posted:



https://i.ibb.co/Bs139nT/200w.gif



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SAME

Somebody has a new favorite as of 02:54 on Apr 27, 2024

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Don't you just hate it when you're foiled by cheese?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
apologised to bill for ruining his bj with a cheese platter

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Whoa now, hold on just a dang second :crossarms:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I'm the extra high caloric content.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Whooping Crabs posted:

Carbonation does not damage your bones, drink up y'all.
Mineral water, on the other hand, can give you kidney stones.

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

I have early onset osteoporosis thanks to Cushing’s syndrome. My endocrinologist is the most thorough and careful doctor that I have ever had, and she is not at all concerned about my sparkling water intake.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



I see potential for FOILED to become the new SICKOS.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the Rarebit Fiend will haunt their dreams.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/TJleTHe.mp4

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

By popular demand posted:


I see potential for FOILED to become the new SICKOS.

Yeah, this absolutely does look like something Kelly would draw, doesn’t it? All it needs is “SOME GIZMO” or “TODAY’S NO GOOD TEENS”

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



I’ve never been so stoked to be wrong! Thank you!

(buuurrrrrp)

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...a3846151cafba9&

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Pu3r0v3.mp4

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Would you like a slice of lime in your beewater?

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

i was like, this is entirely too much sauce, and then i died

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Are jars with a faucet ridiculously expensive in that part of the world? I have to assume those people don't actually plan on having bugs in the juice.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

By popular demand posted:

Are jars with a faucet ridiculously expensive in that part of the world? I have to assume those people don't actually plan on having bugs in the juice.

Do you want to clean bugs out of those faucets? Sounds like hard work.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

should've escalated to handing the bag to the customer, then covering the customer's hand and arm in sauce

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Something came in the mail.


It's the smallest and most cursed cookbook I've ever seen.




Pictured, two random recipes I flipped to:



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I can't count the number of times I've sat down by the microwave to enjoy a classic French Ham Sandwich, or a Miniature Ham Loaf

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Soup or salad?





e: Pizza and burritos are both sandwiches, incidentally.

Haifisch has a new favorite as of 06:23 on Apr 29, 2024

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Does it say what wattage microwave is expected? I might try a few of those this week, but the cook times definitely aren't calibrated for an 1100 watt microwave.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Conveniently, yes. It says all the recipes were "tested in a 600 to 675-watt microwave oven". It also helpfully specifies to use full power unless the recipe says otherwise.

e: One more for now. Just putting microwaved eggs & bacon in a hot dog bun, as you do.

Haifisch has a new favorite as of 07:04 on Apr 29, 2024

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't expect that chicken to be as good as oven grilled one and having multiple cooking sessions in half an hour is really not worth the speed over the comfort of just sticking the chicken in the oven.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Haifisch posted:

e: One more for now. Just putting microwaved eggs & bacon in a hot dog bun, as you do.

It's an unconventional form factor, but would be fine if the eggs weren't, y'know, microwaved.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


That's disgusting. You're supposed to use cucumber relish not loving slices!

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Haifisch posted:

Something came in the mail.


It's the smallest and most cursed cookbook I've ever seen.




Pictured, two random recipes I flipped to:





I dunno, this one posted awhile back seems worse. Though it does give you handy cooking times for seafood in a microwave!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Microwaved octopus :stonk:

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
As someone who makes chicken paprikash fairly regularly all I can say is :stare:

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