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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


at least have a friend around to open your airways should you lose consciousness, you dear strange person.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



They drove their friend group away over their obsessive love for boba

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


everyone deserves to have an airways buddy, even you.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Ror posted:

thinking about my final moments of life as I flop around on the floor like a fish with a billiard sized boba lodged in my esophagus

Boba Fate

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Ah Kos, or some say Kosm, do you hear our prayers?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

By popular demand posted:

everyone deserves to have an airways buddy, even you.
Sometimes our only friends are pen knives.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

Billiards boba

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


Love a bag of giant spider eyes in sauce

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

zedprime posted:

Sometimes our only friends are pen knives.

This is what the big sharp boba straw is for

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Images of chunky liquids in overfilled bags are a fetish of mine please stop posting them

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



*turns camera off and puts shirt back on* :sigh:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Boba deez nutz

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

A Perfect Twist
Aug 15, 2007

"What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"

I looked it up. Seems like an African sambal paste.

Sounds tasty. I should make more African stuff.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Whooping Crabs posted:

What am I looking at here, some sort of carbohydrate based abacus?

*bursts in two pages late, visibly sweating* abacrust

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I hope the lobster's ghost returns to burn your house down if you cooked it in a microwave

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

a passage from the best-selling book "How to Lose Friends and Drive Away People."

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Does "Green" in this context just mean "not cooked yet" or wtf is going on here

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxjuUQWFAqw

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I'm not usually a fan of smart appliances but a microwave should be able to detect if you're about to microwave a whole crab on max power for 20 minutes and call the police

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


All these sailors just feasting on giant tortoise and this mafucker sitting here sippin on bladder juice like mm limpid

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade




So a list of recipes to try at the office.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Hey, yet another thread to post this in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPggB4MfPnk

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

FFT posted:

Hey, yet another thread to post this in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPggB4MfPnk

absolute classic

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


or tiny hands

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
if your testicles resemble boba see a doctor

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
with tortoise piss you cannot miss.

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Non Compos Mentis posted:

if your testicles resemble boba see a doctor

Not cutting my sack open just to see a doctor

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
there is no legally/morally/ethically/ecumenically valid reason to cook anything past 20 min, even at defrost power levels, esp not seafood...like this is a cry for help in the form of an industrial advertisement.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
How about the fact if you saw a mud crab the other day you'd agree they are horrible creatures?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



zedprime posted:

How about the fact if you saw a mud crab the other day you'd agree they are horrible creatures?

:mods:

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udtLKxVZc5Y

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/shrekfan96/status/1774367184266883351?t=2tm1yPffTk_H1jqT3LHQwQ

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008



Horseradish cheddar is pretty good so horseradish cheddar with green food coloring is also probably pretty good

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
inject me

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I'd eat this

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade




I would buy this immediately if I saw it on the shelf.

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Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

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