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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

That’s uh, not that bad for 24 years old

Mold on cheese just means it's high class

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Pizza casserole in an edible dish

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Time for a true Midwestern classic

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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https://twitter.com/shrimpkolkhoz/status/1544053657548853251

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Reminds me a bit of this old chestnut of a dish



Weird and offputting, but I guess I can sorta see where they're going with the bananas as part of a sweet/salty/creamy combo.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I knew I finally became an adult when I realized that three Oreo's worth of filling in a cookie was enough for me

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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How about a delicious, refreshing peasicle

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I'd order samosa poutine right this second if I could

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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LifeSunDeath posted:

I know, I know, wrong thread...but really what is the right thread?


Kraft instant poutine mac & cheese hits that exact "repulsed by/would instantly try" gut feeling combo for me

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I don't drink it any more, but I always thought pretty much any flavor was a lot better than regular Mountain Dew. I don't much like the original but adding just about anything makes it much more drinkable. Baja Blast was the best of the bunch, though.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Anti Food Porn: I like the way it tingles down my throat

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Mud pie with deer pellets

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Any fool can make food look like a turd. It takes a true master to achieve the "bleached outside for a week" look

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I have several questions, and none of them are family friendly

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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LifeSunDeath posted:

bury me in a pretzel crust.

I'm sorry, this whole gimmicky stuffed crust thing has gone too far and needs to stop

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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People left ‘raging’ after chef turns McDonald’s fries and chicken nuggets into pasta

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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It has sugar, fat, and more sugar. It doesn't need flavor

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Freemestre on the land, my pizza rights shall not be infringed

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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LifeSunDeath posted:

I'd eat with this hosed up wiener.

That's cool I guess, but how do you feel about the food?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I'm glad you survived the titan poutine

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Take care, though, you don't want to get too exotic

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Admiral Joeslop posted:

Was that two buckets of oil? Or like, tahini?

Initial thought was honey but it looked too viscous. whatever the opposite of viscous is.

That's the one I'm curious about, I have no idea what it is or what it's adding.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I guess making everything look like it's having major venereally related discharges is technically a way to make your genitalia waffles stand out

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Butterfly Valley posted:

I would eat the pickles and pepperoni one

Yeah, I've had enough cheeseburger pizzas that I could get through that. Probably 98th percentile for tmnt pizza concepts.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Gotta make sure those noodles are completely dead

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I will not be dissuaded from my mental image of someone monopolizing the ketchup dispenser as they methodically use it to make their way through a full order of fries :colbert:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Here in America we use ketchup to honor the blood of the troops who sacrificed themselves to allow us to enjoy our Freedom Fries :911:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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LifeSunDeath posted:

AI couldn't really get it right, but one of those AI dads has a hot sauce ear necklace:


Top right dad knows where it's at, get some bib and arm coverage for splatter but still plenty of open skin to help counter the food sweats

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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That might just be the wurst sushi I've ever seen!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Can't wait to shovel tampered mayo into my mouth from a tiktoker who doesn't even understand ingredient labels

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I'm gonna invent time travel solely so I can skateboard in to that feast and hand-deliver everyone piping hot pepperoni & mushroom future pizzas

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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*snaps fingers* Garçon! This asparagus doesn't have enough asparagus!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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All the components of that look like a good greasy burger place, but my stomach is shrinking away in fear when I look at the whole thing.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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There are specific fast food items that may be combined with ice cream, and that is not one of them.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Goddammit, just leave it at home Cheryl

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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How'd you get a photo of my beach body :mad:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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drat, you can't beat that meat

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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"Uh you know what, I'm actually on a double diet today, no food at all. Thanks though"

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zipperelli. posted:

I did it this morning:


Oh yeah... I was curious how those were gonna turn out sweetness-wise in particular with Mt Dew involved, I don't remember seeing a regular biscuit recipe with sugar in the ingredients.

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