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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

First of May posted:

I might add a dollop of dijon to a glass of limoncello tomorrow. Will report back.

Some McGuirk level mixology going on here

https://youtu.be/fv4qXREecKM

# ¿ Jul 4, 2022 11:23

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 08:36

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Losing it at Taiwanese and Thai food critics making fun of Italian stereotypes

# ¿ Jul 6, 2022 17:13

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I read that as "to save money on floor cleaner, I will pee in the toilet instead of all over the floor and then just wading out of the bathroom and hucking in a bottle of floor cleaner in my wake"

# ¿ Jul 7, 2022 15:57

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

They�re right next to each other

# ¿ Jul 9, 2022 23:45

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

The Bloop posted:

I can really taste how much flavor that doesn't have at all

Covid pizza

# ¿ Jul 12, 2022 03:45

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Poopelyse posted:

# ¿ Jul 12, 2022 15:41

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Nameless Pete posted:

Oh like YOU know how to spell soup�on. Like any of us does! I had to copy-paste the word just to make the weird c thingy!

Recipe: a soup�on of garlic

A soupcan of garlic? OK! *glorp*

# ¿ Jul 13, 2022 14:44

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Our dressing names are pretty hosed up, they're usually created by some restaurant owner in the 20s named like "Frenchy" or something. I think "Russian dressing" is just mayochup

I bet most of us think Thousand Island is supposed to taste like it's from some tropical Polynesian location, but it's named after Quebec

# ¿ Jul 14, 2022 14:34

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

It's our most popular menu item!

*place burns down regularly*

# ¿ Jul 15, 2022 01:06

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

SlothfulCobra posted:

Squeezing

Dipping

Optimum performance

# ¿ Jul 17, 2022 19:13

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Belgium, native home of the noble potato

# ¿ Jul 17, 2022 20:14

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Had to reread that to make sure it didn't actually say to saut�e a saucepan full of liquid

*tossing it carefully into the air to flip all the liquid over*

e: ahaa :ninja:

# ¿ Jul 22, 2022 15:09

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

France is all-in on its unique idea of what tacos are.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 11:00

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

XXXXX-TRA MILD :2bong:

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 11:36

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I figured Taco Bell must have global reach and it would be impossible not to get that standard corporate baseline right, but apparently of the six European countries where Taco Bell has 92 locations currently, France is not one of them.

I started thinking it would be like if Skyline Chili tried to make inroads in, like, Texas

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 12:02

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Mega Comrade posted:

Only been in the UK for a little bit. I enjoyed the fries, everything else was terrible.
The small little street food place in town run by hippies is far better. No idea if its closer to authentic though, not many Mexicans around here.

Yeah just fyi, Taco Bell in the US does not have fries.

(This is not to say that helps the authenticity any here either, just that a taco place having fries is kind of a source of derision especially in places like SoCal)

Zanael posted:

Sandwich Americain or Mitraillette (machine gun).

Well that tracks

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 13:04

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Chicken cordon :barf:

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 13:06

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Lol, that's pretty great, they know they're not "proper" tacos but they're just YOLO about it. It's a regional cuisine now, ESTABLISHED IN 2019

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 16:21

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Haifisch posted:

In what way is the whole wheat crust "spicy", pray

Oh I see, a rumor of black pepepr. in it

also I'm the pairing suggestion of cole slaw with pizza

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 11:31

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Skratte posted:

I don't know what's with 19th century cereal companies and being completely insane

Breakfast cereal was invented to stop teenagers from masturbating, it wasn't a thing before crazy puritanical cults started trying to create ways to stop angrying up the blood with hot or flavorful food like porridge or bacon

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 11:34

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

CzarChasm posted:

To be fair, cereal back then was plain bran flakes, maybe corn. No cocoa, no sugar, not even a goddamn raisin. If that was all you could eat, I doubt your hog would be very active.

Grape-Nuts is just yeast and flour baked into a sheet and run through a coffee grinder.

All the nutrients a growing lad needs :geno:

e: lolling at whoever's job it was to sanitize and marketing-wash the story for this page https://www.grapenuts.com/our-story/

Kindly old C.W. Post and his down-home country kitchen packed with goodness

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 17:08 on Jul 28, 2022

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 17:04

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Please, no meat stretching, ma'am

# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 00:03

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

*preground at least 12 years prior and kept in an unsealed widemouth jar

# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 03:27

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

uber_stoat posted:

lovely potatoes

https://twitter.com/crevicedwelling/status/1552817604494082053?s=20&t=pg8d-Q8caj4KIUY3UJUwTw

# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 03:29

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Cheddar on pizza is just kinda weird, I'm not sure why.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 21:04

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Bake cookies to "soft ball" stage,

# ¿ Jul 31, 2022 02:35

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

When I was like 10 I would eat mustard off my plate with a fork, and my dad would eye me and say "Mustard is a CONdiment. You put it ON things."

Now it's 35 years later and on a recent visit I learned that in his latter years he has taken to eating excess BBQ sauce on his plate directly with a fork, so I fixed him with a steely gaze and said "BBQ sauce is a CONdiment. You put it ON things."

It was a long own but a sweet one

# ¿ Aug 1, 2022 13:15