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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I don't think Chicago pizza is a food crime or anything but if you're going for a non-thin Midwest style then I gotta give it to Detroit-style pizza. That's the thicc pie for me.

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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jelly doughnut

https://twitter.com/PAVGOD/status/1543674374581932032

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Zil posted:

Why include the eyes? They take it from neat food art to horrifying.

The cheese trout is anatomically correct in all ways.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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SlothfulCobra posted:

That's Hannah.

one and only :allears:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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StoryTime posted:

I wonder if "vattenkringla" (kringlor?) would be close? I've never had a U.S. style bagel, but the recipes I see on the net seem similar. They are also chewy and the mouthfeel is very uniform, there is no crust to speak of. Those should be around in Sweden, they are definitely around in Finland.

So much of bakery is in the method over the ingredients, it's hard to tell exactly.

Are they boiled? That the defining trait of a bagel and it’s why the mass produced ones are garbage (they’re steamed in one step, not baked then boiled). The boil gives them that nice crust with a sheen and almost a snap when you bite into them and then the inside is fluffy but still chewy.

There are lots of bagel-like circle pastries that are good but the a true bagel is rather unique. Also fresh for like a nanosecond before they start going stale, if you haven’t had a bagel within an hour of it being made then you’re also missing out on the best possible experience.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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good thing they added those two small bottles of dijon to smooth out the massive tub of yellow mustard

edit: ^^ I had to rewatch it a few times to check the label, it's French dressing

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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remake the greasy strangler but with ranch instead of grease

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Brawnfire posted:

I think I'm gonna go ahead with my bar idea Shotguns, where customers shotgun a beer after it's been shot with birdshot from a shotgun

alcohol straight from the shotgun or no deal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD7dGTt96uY

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Does this include sausage gravy?

edit: also, not enough ranch opinions in your posts

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I'd never seen this before but I hope this man is a patron saint of AFP threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=596vi4HLNj4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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the whites have been proudly doing mexican food wrong for hundreds of years

https://twitter.com/LRNROSE/status/1551363548328169472

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Alhazred posted:

Foreign fast food chains that aren't Burger King or McDonalds have a hard time establishing themselves in the Nordics. Pizza Hut for example tried in 2000 and lost millions.

How could Taco Bell or Pizza Hut have possibly won the franchise wars without international support?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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https://twitter.com/therichardpetty/status/1552394531592699907

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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uber_stoat posted:

fiending for a nice cold glass of canned mushroom liquid rn.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Sausage can either be a form factor or a mince type in the US. Like there are chicken or beef links and hot dogs that people refer to as sausages, but if you get a sausage patty or crumbled sausage in something then it's probably going to be the aforementioned seasoned pork mince. Those are usually further described as like Italian sausage or hot sausage to tell you the seasonings, but it's rarely non-pork.

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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LifeSunDeath posted:

pizza is a loving sandwich though.

It was created as a way for the Earl of Pizza to eat Italian food while he played card games.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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speaking of pastries, please buy this giant one so I can get one too

https://twitter.com/theyetee/status/1562522650974777344

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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The pookies look delicious. Do not be the DJ Khaled of macarons.

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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:hmmno: Mayo Dukes

:hmmyes: Mayo Ducks

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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foot long? gimme a foot short.

https://twitter.com/footyscran/status/1564247932005752832

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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EoinCannon posted:

what are they sitting in?

AFP analysis: a bed of mashed potatoes with gravy and melted cheese. Topped with loose corn, as is tradition.

It's like a homemade KFC bowl, right?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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If you do that at a dinner party you have to put those timer mats in front of all the guests and let them compete to wolf them down the fastest.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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You have to decide at the beginning if you want to eat what the raw chicken creature is creating with the tomato.

https://i.imgur.com/vusmTTk.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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It's actually really hard to find a good description of what that stuff tastes like online, but apparently it's distinct from Thousand Island/fry sauce. But they do basically sell it as a burger sauce. One of the Amazon reviews says they were told it was just like Big Mac sauce but said it was nothing like that and was 'sour'.

quote:

Tomato sauce, shallots, herbs and cream combine to create this unique and irresistible sauce, perfect for your next barbecue.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Me sowing posts about loose corn: Haha gently caress yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping corn ribs: Well this loving sucks. What the gently caress.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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The pack of cigs peeking out from under the box really ties the whole vibe together.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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meal planning tip

https://twitter.com/the_binp/status/1569747536927248385

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Circus peanuts are trash and humanity would be better off if they had nev-

quote:

Circus peanuts led to the creation of Lucky Charms in 1964 when a General Mills employee chopped pieces into a bowl of Cheerios.[4]

God bless the foam bananas. :911:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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You can make coffee jello in your car engine if you know the secret recipe.

https://i.imgur.com/XcVawVk.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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hallo spacedog posted:

Korea's cheese fetish wigs me out a little

embrace the cheese

https://i.imgur.com/rGOp4qz.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I like to get a nice hard sear on my blueberries personally.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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glazed meats

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I;m thinking about thos reba fritos

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I've never heard of Avro FC but some food place at their stadium replied with this and god drat that's some footy scran

https://twitter.com/AtAvro/status/1582059299412402178

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

honestly id imagine the butter/sugar/cinnamon bread is better

I was in the spice aisle recently and this couple spent several minutes looking everywhere for a thing of cinnamon sugar, they kept talking about it and saying how they knew it had to be there and how much they wanted or needed it or whatever. I don't remember if they ever found it or if I left before they did, but I was biting my tongue the entire time not to just tell them the secret recipe to make your own cinnamon sugar.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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It doesn't work with penne, unless you push them up the penne tubes and then it'd be weird.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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https://twitter.com/haltercroptop/status/1582848657274986496

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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y'all just reminded me of this classic recipe from a while back

https://i.imgur.com/Zmqmk2R.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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They're festive in flavor!

Not really sure how you don't recognize them as just right. :bananacoin:

edit: I'm more curious about the right time to serve caviar mousse with herbed mayonnaise

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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"What if Combos were made out of hot dogs instead of dog food?"

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