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ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Happy Fourth of July and welcome to the AFP Cookout, we got everything you could possibly want.

Burgers!



Chicken!



Surf and Turf!


BBQ!


Chili!


Nachos!


Drinks!
https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1543639427989340163



Dessert!



Games!


And fireworks!


Trip reports:
bunnyofdoom tries the Big Boss, which has less snake than one might imagine. And provides his taste test of the reeses cups burger, wherein he both wins and loses.
GOTTA STAY FAI tries out some weird Illinois regional food. And then explains the history of the breakfast abomination only known as The Harold And finishes up with a beautiful hand made reeses cups stuffed burger, beating out Bunnyofdoom. PROCLICK Then makes a delicious Ramen Sandwich
cash crab a local raccoon tries out Subway's in-name-only Lobster Sub And then goes balls ovaries deep into a Double Down
johnnyratbastard demonstrates false advertising with the help of Pizza Hut's mince pie bite stuffed crust pizza
PandaK makes his own pizzabomination
Horrible Smutbeast channels M Night in his tasting of Cadbury's with Vegemite.
And going above and beyond the line of duty, forums hero chitoryu12 goes all out and makes a sister thread just for MREs and military food. :911:
Tasteful Dickpic makes a weird hot dog abomination, but worst of all, he eats it with a fork.
Gotta Stay Fai graces us with his glorious radio voice once again. And maybe eats some poo poo from Wendys idk.
atholbrose goes to Burger King to try out their commemorative Ronald McDonald Clown Blood Burger Angriest Whopper.

Goon-approved AFP Recipes
The Page 1731 Chili Cheese Corndog Casserole

Mod Note: While there are no pizza rules, there is one major rule for this thread: do not post anyone eating live animals.

Somebody has a new favorite as of 05:42 on Dec 27, 2023

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Oct 21, 2010



PurpleXVI posted:

Sorry but what the gently caress?

I believe the consensus was 'frozen processed burger patties with a ranch glaze thing' back when it first showed up

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Oct 21, 2010



No because deep dish is an improvement on the form in every way.

Chicago hot dogs are a curse tho so it evens out.

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Oct 21, 2010



its good pizza my dude

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Oct 21, 2010



Speaking of

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Oct 21, 2010



Didn't say it wasn't, but afp is a broad tent.

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Oct 21, 2010



:ok:

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Oct 21, 2010



Friend sent this my way to try and identify.

...I have no clue

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Oct 21, 2010



Brawnfire posted:

Nutella crepe with blueberries?

This is apparently correct! Ish. Enough to get me the full story at least.

quote:

its a nutella blueberry and banana crepe but someone hosed up and put on black olives. with the pit

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Oct 21, 2010



https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rg8n3n08Nc1r0uzl6.mp4

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Oct 21, 2010



Doll House Ghost posted:

Help me out here:

Is American sausage meat the same as mince meat? Or does it have other stuff in it besides meat? Is the texture different?

At the risk of bringing up the old thread's Sausage Fight:






All sausage.

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Oct 21, 2010



drat, turned em into baosalt

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Oct 21, 2010



Ordinary Sausage :eng101:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNuJJQRmy50

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Oct 21, 2010



Deep dish is good as poo poo and that abomination is a crime against it.

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Oct 21, 2010



Captain Hygiene posted:

I feel like we're one step away from hiding the food behind tiny "This plate is not a plate of honor..." signs

I would eat the giant metal caltrops over some of that there ngl

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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/DrOz/status/1150484952993189889

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Oct 21, 2010



They have a good cadence and all that in their longer form videos, they just also admit in said videos that they're bound by the algorithm to do the dumb wacky face screeching poo poo to drive engagement. Because tik tok and all that.

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Oct 21, 2010



Happy Thanksgiving, have some cursed content, in several ways:

https://www.npr.org/2022/11/22/1137466569/inflation-thanksgiving-recipes-substitutions



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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1608102740105871360

https://twitter.com/awaitingtrial/status/1607907542956650496

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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/gourmetroad5/status/1608407875227127808

hate to say it but probably would. once.

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Oct 21, 2010



I also lived for more or less three decades in wisconsin, in several regions, and never ever saw any restaurant or whatnot do cannibal sandwiches. And when I asked around when the whole mill on them started going around, and was met with just as much wonder about what that was.

It's very much not a thing outside of like, clickbait 'can you BELIEVE this' stuff.

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Oct 21, 2010



drat i somehow missed the coated with crumbs tag :argh:

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Oct 21, 2010



i'd try a corn syrup screwdriver

also, cheers to the person who at least tried with the gangtag. :shobon:

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Oct 21, 2010



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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/Gritty20202/status/1643430938985082884

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Oct 21, 2010



For reasons I've never been able to explain, something about flan has always triggered an immediate gag reflex for me and I have no idea why. No problem with puddings or custard pies or anything, its weird.

Those aside though I feel like you could make something salvageable with the concept. Basically just have a flatter cream pie sort of thing?

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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1645588418955718657

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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/toroa_kutsurogi/status/1649246598415921155

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Oct 21, 2010



Ror posted:

I really want to try making an actual orange vanilla milk now with fresh milk and oranges and real vanilla.

I feel like you could probably do something in the vein of a clarified milk punch that hits most of those notes? Not sure exactly what you'd use but it probably wouldn't end up the worst thing in the world.

For something that has that but also some afp:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j6ka8WkDh8

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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/rzldzl420/status/1650914029521584156

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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1651979691647983618

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Oct 21, 2010



By popular demand posted:

So we're watching a wurst case scenario?

Either that or an an attaché casing

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Oct 21, 2010



I feel like anyone speaking to any positive degree regarding overall writ large food health and quality in America is living in bizarro world.

So much of the poo poo we pull is actively illegal in other countries.

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Oct 21, 2010



for some reason i was also thinking of the sad pea soup 'smack of ham' picture for some reason just yesterday, weird coincidence

also god, saw this again on that same page, seven years ago, jesus

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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/CyberIguana/status/1661140122761564160

finally, 3d printed sushi

too long have hospitals cornered the market on weird reconstituted food slurry forced into shape

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Oct 21, 2010



same

my heart is burning with desire

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Oct 21, 2010



Brie is like the one cheese I don't like, so that briezza actively made my stomach churn. That place has to smell like an ammonia factory.

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Oct 21, 2010



yeah i'm pretty sure they're Nalesniki/"polish pancakes"

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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/katokato/status/1678978062191583232

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Oct 21, 2010



https://i.imgur.com/coXjq82.mp4

edit: poo poo, beaten, oh well.

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