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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
big communal pot of Better Than Bullion that you can smear on top.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
eat your veggies

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
too many mountain dews to keep track of these days. store had a big mountain of 12 packs set up with all the new ones and it was rather intimidating. i was in awe of such a prodigious dewsplay.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
one time as a kiddo i found a cool looking white rock and i went to show it to my grandma who notified me that it was a dog turd. at least i didn't try to eat it.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
ham flavored gum flavored pizza.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
illustration of man holding knife and fork with an infant on top of a pizza in front of him: "IT'S LEGAL"

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

https://twitter.com/cooperlund/status/1546840833508401152?s=20&t=uc3tiCBNU1s-nz9Wu9AiIg

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

AARD VARKMAN posted:

now add sugar and you have what I believe is the standard Korean corn dog

i guess usually the potatoes aren't minced first though

Korean corn dogs are to American corn dogs like what happens when house cats get introduced to an isolated island flightless bird population. 10 years from now the humble American corn dog may well be extinct.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i got a real bad case of the moist pinks.

edit: i need to get up to date on the pizza thread, haven't looked at it in a bit, so many posts, but i don't want to skip any.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Pookah posted:

That's the second moist and glistening ham pizza posted here recently; both of them trigger an immediate urge in me to slap them as hard as I can.

that's the "gammon reflex."

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Nameless Pete posted:

Honesty, I could gently caress up a goulash pizza right now. I might have to breathe that into existence.

go for it

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
they made a movie about the Hidden Valley ranch, it's called the Stuff.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
that's a mushree.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
real fry-heads carry an array of sauces in a bandolier which can be mixed and matched to suit the occasion.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i like my sauces just as i like my romantic partners, free from the baleful influence of the mad Dr. Yakub (inventor of béchamel).

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
behold true power!
https://twitter.com/notfolu/status/1549420272641605633?s=20&t=Yk1RN3BSMDYLItZwijZ3XA

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
it is the 20s and there is time for Pink Sauce

https://twitter.com/DijahSB/status/1549804193745195015?s=20&t=7t0-qXt41SFac5NJds3WEQ

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

SlothfulCobra posted:

There's no such thing as himalayan sea salt, and I can't imagine what the loving dragonfruit is doing in there.

the finest Himalayan sea salt, taken from the shores of the Tainted Sea on the blasted Plateau of Leng.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

LvK posted:

idk what an "angel number" is but apparently 444 is one so that's why it says there's 444 servings.

Also please note the ingredient "distilled vinger," also the ingredient labels are visibly put on with messy globs of glitter glue.

Can't find it now but I saw an unboxing video where it was off-white and swollen up to double size and made a loud hiss when the seal was cracked, causing the person off-camera to say "I can smell it from here" and the person unboxing to say "it smells like ranch and I am not putting it in my mouth"

"NICE HISS! mmm kay"

also angel numbers is some numerology poo poo.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Zipperelli. posted:

I'm 100% gonna try this this weekend. Will report back with results.

put some green dye in there to complete the look.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Zipperelli. posted:

edit: poo poo snipe, have cat turds on a lunch tray:


mournful tendies.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
bad news

https://twitter.com/alangdon17/status/1551302162550079488?s=20&t=HY8QvNuSinXJ3SINK7Xb7g

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
nuggies are nuggies even in a strange foreign land.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
mimolette is good as hell. and you bet i ate the part the bugs chewed on.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1552409171089395713?s=20&t=mrhY11faLBl6eoz8rJrt5A

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
lovely potatoes

https://twitter.com/crevicedwelling/status/1552817604494082053?s=20&t=pg8d-Q8caj4KIUY3UJUwTw

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
fiending for a nice cold glass of canned mushroom liquid rn.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
hello there Iceland Dominos



(currently a shortage of dates in Iceland however)

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

i don't date (married to Bjork).

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
American dominos is not great though it varies based on what you get. main draw is it's cheap. them there Iceland pies cost like 30 USD for a pan pizza.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i still have too many beans. i had to buy a big plastic box to put them in. might have to start mailing them to random people.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
brandish the power of the Elden Cheese.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
a chav nicked me parmo.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

it's good at this

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Sandra Lee but with mineral oil instead of vodka.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i want a Dope Burger plush in the classic Rasta Banana style.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
looking forward to tuckin in to a nice big heaping bowl of potpourri. should be served in a wicker basket however.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

the Empire was built on a foundation of starch.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
pick your peasen.

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