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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Why include the eyes? They take it from neat food art to horrifying.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


diabeetus

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


https://twitter.com/Daniel_Miller8/status/1544644479415713800

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


AngryRobotsInc posted:

....why....why is there a sexy pig on that jar?

sex sells :pervert:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


OwlFancier posted:

i think i will instead declare vendetta on the french, and all purveyors of the filthy gaulish lie that warm flour goo is in any way "a sauce"

it is my god given right as an american, it is in the constituttion and the magna carte

Aren't you British?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


OwlFancier posted:

I can be american for spite purposes.

That is American as gently caress.

Carry on.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


No. gently caress. No.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I would devour a few of those not going to lie.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Captain Hygiene posted:

I used to get Little Caesar's occasionally for a decent cheap pizza fix, but I got one last year after a real long break and it tasted like the nastiest pile of industrial chemicals. I don't know if they had a big recipe change, my tastes moved on, or there actually was some weird poo poo that happened to that specific one, I haven't had the guts to order another one since.

It's not just your taste buds, the pizza is bad now. IMO

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Needing to look up what “salad cream” was led me to the Wikipedia page for Miracle Whip with its somewhat threatening photo:



Mayos with threatening auras.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Horchata and churro jelly beans don't sound bad. But I don't see how they could do guacamole justice and not ruin them.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Is this a String Cheese Incident?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



cornthulu?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



The glistening is what always gets me.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



needo the greedo

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Captain Hygiene posted:

As all chefs know, plating is the most important part of the dining experience



I think that is just more of trying to hide their sins from the eyes of the gods.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


https://twitter.com/EliteFourJosh/status/1587914867331059712

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dixville posted:


Would, but with great shame. Also it bothers me that they called Velveeta American cheese. It's not the same dammit!

This stuff is delicious and always welcome at a family potluck.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



That looks nauseating

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Crossposting from the GBS chili thread

AARD VARKMAN posted:

but hey it doesnt have beans, so OP should love it

get u some

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I mean I would try it, but I don't know what the consistency would be like.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Same, but man would I feel guilty afterwards

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Iron Crowned posted:

Does anyone actually do the sweet potato pie thing with the broiled marshmallows?

Seems like something people only make on TV because no one in my house liked sweet potatoes

My family does for sure. Both sides are from German immigrant families that moved to Texas in the late 1800s, not sure if that matters.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Is sipping creme just a new trend in liquor now? Because I saw another thread talking about how Eggo waffles made one as well.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Data Graham posted:

People are real weird about tomatoes.

All "i love em in sauces or on burgers but if it's raw it's an eldritch abomination" or "when I was a kid I hated all tomatoes but then I turned 19 and suddenly I love them"

For my wife its a texture thing. She will eat ketchup and pasta sauce, but won't eat tomatoes in a raw state.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Paladinus posted:

spyro-subway.jpg

screw you for reminding me of this

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Desert Bus posted:

I knew guys in college who would snort vodka. Seemed like a bad time.

Should have just butt chugged, probably would have burned less.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Not even if it was free.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Captain Hygiene posted:

Cinnamon rolls = breakfast
Chili = not breakfast

It's not difficult.

Someone has never worked night shift I see. Concepts of what food is appropriate to eat at certain times kind of breaks down after a while.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Bloody Mary stacking is an underappreciated art form I feel.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



WTF is that

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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