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Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Canned mushrooms are fine but taste nothing like fresh ones cooked, much like green beans.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 17:23

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 19:30

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Antigravitas posted:

Where is your god now?

praise ja!

# ¿ Aug 7, 2022 17:34

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Ugly bags of mostly water

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 18:35

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Pasta in mayonnaise? So it's a salad?

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 14:55

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

PLANT
MASHED
BASED
POTATO

# ¿ Oct 4, 2022 21:58

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Peas suck when cooked. Just throw them in frozen, the heat of the mac and cheese will thaw them.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2022 19:02

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Lightly toasted spider egg sacs

# ¿ Dec 3, 2022 01:03

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Broke: sweet baby jesus
Woke: our lord and savory

# ¿ Dec 22, 2022 03:45

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

AlbieQuirky posted:

she was apparently no stranger to lard

you know the rules and do so I

# ¿ Dec 25, 2022 22:33

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Posting St. Louis style is unfair

Looks more Atlanta style to me

# ¿ Jan 15, 2023 18:27

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Ketchup: maximum of 4 parts per million duck cum

# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 23:19

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

steinrokkan posted:

Is that so? It is it just another America Vs the rest of the world thing? My filthy European microwave has a setting to set the wattage, and so does every other recent microwave I've used.

There are a number of brands with variable power inverter technology, it just won't be in the $70 special model. Of course, it's very well possible your microwave oven lets you select a wattage equivalent number and still achieves this by switching on and off, as "12 minutes at 750W" is language commonly used since long before the variable power technology was in any way widespread. I've not seen a variable power oven irl in my life, but over half of the ones I've seen let me "set the power" in Watts anyway.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2023 20:20

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

CzarChasm posted:

That's something I don't think I've ever seen. My current microwave let's me set a power level, but it's basically a percentage scale in 10% increments.

And the better question is why? I don't know that I've ever seen a modern (as in the last 10 years) recipe that uses a power scale at anything other than high (100%) or medium (50%), and even then, that's for melting chocolate.

The why is because if I have a 600W or a 1000W or a 1200W microwave and the bachelor chow packaging says 10 minutes in a common reference 750W microwave, I'm going to have to do that math anyway. And also have to remember the actual wattage of the oven in the first place.

I do have a microwave that expresses power in a percentage now and it's not nearly as useful.

It's possible nothing I'm referencing is common in the USA.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 00:33

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

VictualSquid posted:

Apfelsine is an outdated (north) German word for Orange. Outdated means here that only vanished in the last few decades.

Still present in other languages.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 16:19

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Bolognese bap

# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 22:49

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Arugala with cashews goes great

# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 20:52

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

There's no possible crime against pizza or perpetrated by pizza, but I guess any crime could involve pizza as a tool or an innocent bystander and be dubbed a pizza crime.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 19:36

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

SlothfulCobra posted:

It didn't really all melt though, it's just kinda squishy.

Some of the raw, refrigerated green bell pepper is charred at the edges, the 5 minutes are a lie.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 17:20

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

dog nougat posted:

What the hell are these weird links? I can never open them and get a 403 error. I'm missing out on content!!

Do you have a browser extension that strips out referral crap from links or something. If I take out the garbage after the .mp4 I get a 403. They do work otherwise and even embed on desktop for me. Not in the android Awful app though.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Let's see if it works, stripping out some of the excess stuff:

Nope nope

# ¿ Aug 30, 2023 19:12

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

What's horrible about the bread vending machine idgi

# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 22:51

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Who doesn't love Italian food

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 22:44

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

The packaging and the meat are like what I can get in my local Carrefour, but it's unclear what the rest of it even is.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2024 15:43

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Frozen spinach does come in vaguely cube shaped chunks here.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2024 17:26

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Why is it not a racletzel

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 22:15

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

At 11% abv you can probably fully sustain an alcoholic lifestyle without drinking a drop on these.

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 19:30

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

zedprime posted:

You've heard of lava cake but how about lava bread?

Doesn't much look like it's made from seaweed though

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 14:09

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